The Colbert Report
Vaginal Puppeteering vs. D**k Scrub
Season 7 • 07/25/2011
Stephen has two vaginas, but he doesn't think it's fair that advertisers ignore men's genitals.
I's on Edjukashun - Gay History & Disney EnglishThe Colbert ReportS7
California's school curriculum includes lesson plan-on-man action, and Disney will teach Chinese kids words like "Mickey," "Mouse," and "Sew that Mickey Mouse hoodie faster."
Sign Off - Space RobotThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen does the space robot with a box of tissues.
Death of America's Space ProgramThe Colbert ReportS7
America ends its space program, making Stephen's astronauts skills as obsolete as dodo husbandry, Zune programming and American manufacturing.
Intro - 7/21/11The Colbert ReportS7
Schools should only teach gay history if they teach gay is history, "The Today Show" cooking segment gets out of control, and neuroscientist David Eagleman talks brains.
David EaglemanThe Colbert ReportS7
Neuroscientist David Eagleman likens the brain to a neural Parliament with different political parties that are battling it out to steer the ship of state.
NBC: No Butt CoverageThe Colbert ReportS7
NBC's boob week is just a cheap ratings grope, so Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to demand equal time for the booty.
Brian CoxThe Colbert ReportS7
Particle physicist Brian Cox talks about the future of the universe and the possibility of the Higgs boson particle.
Y2-GayThe Colbert ReportS7
New York's first gay newlyweds, 85-year-old Connie Kopelov and 77-year-old Phyllis Siegel, seal their vows with a kiss on the cheek -- or as they call it, "scissoring."
Norwegian Muslish Gunman's Islam-Esque AtrocityThe Colbert ReportS7
Just because Norway's confessed murderer is a blond, blue-eyed, Norwegian-born, anti-Muslim crusader doesn't mean he's not a swarthy, ululating madman.
Sign Off - The ThinkerThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen interrupts his deep thoughts to say goodnight.
Vaginal Puppeteering vs. D**k ScrubThe Colbert ReportS7
Summer's Eve's ad campaign features talking vaginas, but Stephen wants to target men's deeply troubling genitals for a change.
"Poor" in AmericaThe Colbert ReportS7
A Heritage Foundation report proves that as long as "poor" Americans have refrigerators and the strength to brush flies off their eyeballs, they're not really poor.
Herman Cain Cancels on StephenThe Colbert ReportS7
Herman Cain treats Stephen like some pizza crust he can just leave on his plate before moving on to a hotter slice.
Sign Off - America's Bucket ListThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodnight while checking off items from America's bucket list.
"Poor" in America - Peter EdelmanThe Colbert ReportS7
Peter Edelman explains why America can't call the troops home and beat its plowshares back into swords when it comes to fighting the war on poverty.
Intro - 7/26/11The Colbert ReportS7
Americans might soon find out what it means to be poor, Democrats will either cave or crumble over the debt ceiling, and radio host Brooke Gladstone has a graphic novel.
Brooke GladstoneThe Colbert ReportS7
NPR host Brooke Gladstone explains why her graphic novel is similar to radio and fights the popular notion that the media control minds.
America's Bucket ListThe Colbert ReportS7
Before American society collapses into roving, cannibalistic motorcycle gangs, it should try bubble tea and have sex with Canada.
Nissan's "LEAF Wave" DeadlineThe Colbert ReportS7
Grassroots-organic-slow-food-locavore types who buy electric cars love manufactured traditions.
Sign Off - Surveillance Drone CrashThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen operates and crashes a semi-autonomous flying surveillance drone.
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