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Illegally Blonde
Season 8 • 03/08/2004
Martha Stewart is charged with lying to protect herself from charges she wasn't charged with.
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03:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Back in Black - Passion for Torture
Lewis Black won't go to see "Passion of the Christ" because he can't stand a sob story that isn't his own.
03/04/2004
04:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The "L" Word
In this case the lobbyists are like Frankenstein: harmless, misunderstood and stitched together from dead body parts.
03/04/2004
01:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Solemnizing
The Mayor of New Paltz was brought up on charges for "illegally solemnizing a marriage."
03/04/2004
00:32
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Preview - 3/9/04
Jon Stewart ends the show for the night and previews the guest and stories for next week.
03/04/2004
02:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Business Reek
Attorney General John Ashcroft takes a break from monitoring everything everywhere to comment on the Worldcom case.
03/08/2004
01:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Bear
Jon feels the bear used in last night's episode of "The Sopranos" was unrealistic.
03/08/2004
03:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jack-Ass Reporting
With no cell phones or cameras allowed in the courthouse for the verdict, seasoned reporters turn to red scarves.
03/08/2004
05:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Val Kilmer
A polar bear in Central Park once waved to Val Kilmer.
03/08/2004
03:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Martha Convicted
Be sure to catch Stephen Colbert's special report on Martha Stewart's private life, tomorrow night at 7 on "Martha Stewart: Under the Linen."
03/08/2004
00:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Flag Wavers
Reporters scurry out the courthouse waving red scarves to report the Martha Stewart verdict.
03/08/2004
03:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Illegally Blonde
Martha Stewart is found guilty of obstructing justice, making false statements and poorly accessorizing.
03/08/2004
02:40
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Rights Here, Rights Now
After decades of tyranny, democracy is back in Iraq, if by democracy you mean a temporary set of guidelines signed by unelected members of the U.S. appointed governing body.
03/09/2004
03:48
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
See Spot Run
George W. Bush's new ad campaign contains the most disturbing image ever shown in a campaign commercial, eclipsing Bob Dole's infamous 1996 talking belly button man
03/09/2004
07:24
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Ed Gillespie
If George W. Bush isn't elected in November, Ed Gillespie is out of a job.
03/09/2004
01:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
What Up Wit Tutu?
Jon Stewart would like to thank Chris Matthews and Hardball for reaffirming where he stands on the show business ladder.
03/09/2004
04:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Auto Erotic Fixation
The lead actor on Fox's "The Littlest Groom" feels a local Alabama ad would make a mockery of his show.
03/09/2004
00:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Free Pens
The empty constitution signing room in Iraq.
03/09/2004
00:24
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Space
The stars moving through space.
03/10/2004
05:59
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
George Carlin
George Carlin explains the same people who killed Jesus are creating problems today: religious people, government and big business.
03/10/2004
03:59
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The Fall Spy
CIA Director George Tenet did the only honorable thing a person in his situation could do- wash his hands of the entire affair.
03/10/2004
02:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Passion Pays
"The Passion of the Christ" is in the position to break box office records for highest grossing, fastest grossing and just plain most grossing.
03/10/2004
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