The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Nice Melons

Season 13 • 06/18/2008

Kyra Phillips likes the melons Zain Verjee is standing in front of.

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Stephen solves the New York Times crossword puzzle with the word he coined.
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Moment of Zen - Nice Melons

On CNN's "American Morning," Kyra Phillips compliments the melons behind Zain Verjee.
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George W. Bush stands between the Democrats' excessive spending and the American people paying more taxes with his veto pen.
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