The Colbert Report
The Word - 1 Man Show
Season 8 • 07/25/2012
Relying on people is overrated, so Stephen does The Word with only his lamp, iPhone and whiteboard.
Cold War Update - Kim Jong-un's Mystery Woman & NASA's Mars Mission MenuThe Colbert ReportS8
North Korea develops celebrity-couple technology, and NASA's rocket scientists should have considered Slim Jim.
Intro - 7/24/12The Colbert ReportS8
The summer heat stifles America, NASA aims for Mars, and James Fallows shares his book, "China Airborne."
Hamster Study Links Late Night TV with DepressionThe Colbert ReportS8
The Report was designed to depress hamsters, especially its long-running segments "Elusive Water Bottle" and "That Wheel Is Getting You Nowhere."
James FallowsThe Colbert ReportS8
Award-winning journalist James Fallows examines the growth of China's aircraft business and what it means for U.S. aerospace exports.
Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama on Small Business OwnersThe Colbert ReportS8
Barack Obama insults pizza innovator Papa John, and far-left kooks like Mitt Romney defend Obama's sentiments.
Bibles Swapped for "Fifty Shades of Grey"The Colbert ReportS8
Travelers need a 500-page book about an inexperienced 22-year-old getting worked over good by a sociopathic businessman with a shvantz like a kielbasa.
Dan GrossThe Colbert ReportS8
The Brady Campaign's President, Dan Gross, talks about the Colorado shooting tragedy, everyday gun violence, and the prospect of Second Amendment regulations.
Mitt Romney's Anglo-Saxon ConnectionThe Colbert ReportS8
An aide claims that Mitt Romney values America's "special" Anglo-Saxon ties more than Barack Obama does.
The Word - 1 Man ShowThe Colbert ReportS8
The Report's credit-sucking vampires take a permanent break, and Stephen avoids sharing success with the wind.
Intro - 7/26/12The Colbert ReportS8
The Olympic games get closer, fast food enlists in the culture wars, and Sir Peter Westmacott is Her Majesty's Ambassador to the United States.
Mitt Romney's London Olympics BlunderThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney uses the same Romney charm on England that he used to woo his wife, and Prime Minister David Cameron needs geography lessons.
Sign Off - Colbert Nation TwinsThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen welcomes Clover and July Werner to the Colbert Nation.
Peter WestmacottThe Colbert ReportS8
Senior British diplomat Peter Westmacott talks about London's Olympic planning, royal etiquette and England's shared values with America.
Sport Report - Stephen Colbefrajilympic Expealacoverage!The Colbert ReportS8
The Olympics are injected with performance-enhancing audio, except for the quadrennial Bone-A-Thon games.
Tony Robbins' Signature FirewalkThe Colbert ReportS8
Tony Robbins' motivational hot coals challenge opens up whole new worlds for seminar goers, such as handicap parking spaces, wheelchair ramps and ointments.
Stephen's Dressage Training Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS8
Former dressage Olympian Michael Barisone rejects Stephen's idea of horse mosh pits and "Dirty Dancing" competition routines.
Sign Off - "I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me"The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen enjoys Joan Rivers' autobiography, "I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me."
Mitt Romney's Disinterest in DressageThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney admits his disinterest in Ann Romney's dressage horse, Rafalca, and Charles Krauthammer slams the Romneys for being distracted with a hoity-toity sport.
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