The Colbert Report

The Word - 1 Man Show

Season 8 • 07/25/2012

Relying on people is overrated, so Stephen does The Word with only his lamp, iPhone and whiteboard.

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04:27

Cold War Update - Kim Jong-un's Mystery Woman & NASA's Mars Mission Menu
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North Korea develops celebrity-couple technology, and NASA's rocket scientists should have considered Slim Jim.
07/24/2012
00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
07/24/2012
00:36

Intro - 7/24/12
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The summer heat stifles America, NASA aims for Mars, and James Fallows shares his book, "China Airborne."
07/24/2012
02:22

Hamster Study Links Late Night TV with Depression
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The Report was designed to depress hamsters, especially its long-running segments "Elusive Water Bottle" and "That Wheel Is Getting You Nowhere."
07/24/2012
06:02

James Fallows
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Award-winning journalist James Fallows examines the growth of China's aircraft business and what it means for U.S. aerospace exports.
07/24/2012
03:38

Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama on Small Business Owners
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Barack Obama insults pizza innovator Papa John, and far-left kooks like Mitt Romney defend Obama's sentiments.
07/25/2012
04:07

Bibles Swapped for "Fifty Shades of Grey"
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Travelers need a 500-page book about an inexperienced 22-year-old getting worked over good by a sociopathic businessman with a shvantz like a kielbasa.
07/25/2012
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
07/25/2012
05:08

Dan Gross
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The Brady Campaign's President, Dan Gross, talks about the Colorado shooting tragedy, everyday gun violence, and the prospect of Second Amendment regulations.
07/25/2012
04:19

Mitt Romney's Anglo-Saxon Connection
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An aide claims that Mitt Romney values America's "special" Anglo-Saxon ties more than Barack Obama does.
07/25/2012
03:14

The Word - 1 Man Show
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The Report's credit-sucking vampires take a permanent break, and Stephen avoids sharing success with the wind.
07/25/2012
00:34

Intro - 7/26/12
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The Olympic games get closer, fast food enlists in the culture wars, and Sir Peter Westmacott is Her Majesty's Ambassador to the United States.
07/26/2012
02:14

Mitt Romney's London Olympics Blunder
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Mitt Romney uses the same Romney charm on England that he used to woo his wife, and Prime Minister David Cameron needs geography lessons.
07/26/2012
00:42

Sign Off - Colbert Nation Twins
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Stephen welcomes Clover and July Werner to the Colbert Nation.
07/26/2012
07:19

Peter Westmacott
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Senior British diplomat Peter Westmacott talks about London's Olympic planning, royal etiquette and England's shared values with America.
07/26/2012
05:19

Sport Report - Stephen Colbefrajilympic Expealacoverage!
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The Olympics are injected with performance-enhancing audio, except for the quadrennial Bone-A-Thon games.
07/26/2012
03:04

Tony Robbins' Signature Firewalk
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Tony Robbins' motivational hot coals challenge opens up whole new worlds for seminar goers, such as handicap parking spaces, wheelchair ramps and ointments.
07/30/2012
06:25

Stephen's Dressage Training Pt. 1
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Former dressage Olympian Michael Barisone rejects Stephen's idea of horse mosh pits and "Dirty Dancing" competition routines.
07/30/2012
00:05

Sign Off - "I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me"
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Stephen enjoys Joan Rivers' autobiography, "I Hate Everyone... Starting with Me."
07/30/2012
01:53

Mitt Romney's Disinterest in Dressage
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Mitt Romney admits his disinterest in Ann Romney's dressage horse, Rafalca, and Charles Krauthammer slams the Romneys for being distracted with a hoity-toity sport.
07/30/2012
05:43

Joan Rivers
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Legendary comedian Joan Rivers explains why she hates the Olympics, babies, young people, old people and herself.
07/30/2012
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