The Colbert Report

Birth Day Off

Season 2 • 02/06/2006

Stephen congratulates Jon Stewart and his wife on their new baby.

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Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili

Around the Colbert household, Super Bowl Sunday means only one thing: Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili.
02/02/2006
00:12

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Sign Off - TiVo

If you TiVoed this episode and didn't watch the commercials, Stephen wants you to go back and watch them all twice.
02/02/2006
00:28

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Intro - 2/2/06

Christine Todd Whitman will tell Stephen about resisting the religious right. Then Pat Robertson will send her a tornado.
02/02/2006
00:07

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To Be Continued

A resilient Stephen says goodnight -- for now.
02/06/2006
03:42

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The Word - Metaphorically

Stephen explains that you must interpret President Bush's words metaphorically, not literally.
02/06/2006
06:54

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Barbara Boxer

Senator Barbara Boxer rates President Bush and allows Stephen to read a passage from her novel, " A Time To Run."
02/06/2006
00:10

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Fract - Native American State Names

Many states are named after Native American words or tribes.
02/06/2006
00:33

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Intro - 2/6/06

America's foreign oil dependency, a controversial Danish cartoon and Senator Barbara Boxer's rise to power are all discussed in this episode of The Colbert Report.
02/06/2006
04:35

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ThreatDown - Killer Bees

From Eastern liberal newspapers to killer bees, Stephen runs down the top five threats to America.
02/06/2006
01:33

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The Golden Corner

Stephen Colbert runs down famous news stories featured in Newsweek's "Golden Corner."
02/06/2006
01:18

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Birth Day Off

Stephen Colbert questions the integrity of Jon Stewart, who took off from work the day his child was born.
02/06/2006
01:28

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Western Union

Stephen honors the death of the telegram with a spot on his bookshelf.
02/07/2006
05:49

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James Woolsey

James Woolsey gives the president two and a half cheers for his State of the Union pledge to cut dependence on oil.
02/07/2006
00:08

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Fract - Frnap: Royalty

The Colbert Report launches a 'Freedom Snap' against constitutional monarchies.
02/07/2006
02:30

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Math Is Hard

Stephen lauds America for exploiting the natural resource that are its nerds.
02/07/2006
05:54

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The Word - Kidding

With the aid of a brick wall, Stephen explains comedy to Muslims in a way that scares the bullet point.
02/07/2006
00:30

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Intro - 2/7/06

Tonight, sentencing begins in the Moussaoui trial, and Stephen gets ready to interview former CIA director James Woolsey.
02/07/2006
01:29

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B.B.B.L.T.

Stephen goes back to his classic hairstyle and finds the time to recommend an American original.
02/08/2006
02:56

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The Word - Eureka

Stephen discovers the best way for scientists to get federal funding.
02/08/2006
00:08

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Fract - Bush's Height

A freedom fact on our tall president.
02/08/2006
00:46

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The In-Box - Terry

Stephen dips into the In-Box and offers some advice for the environmentalist Hummer-owner.
02/08/2006
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