The Colbert Report

Birth Day Off

Season 2 • 02/06/2006

Stephen congratulates Jon Stewart and his wife on their new baby.

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02:00

Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili
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Around the Colbert household, Super Bowl Sunday means only one thing: Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili.
02/02/2006
00:12

Sign Off - TiVo
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If you TiVoed this episode and didn't watch the commercials, Stephen wants you to go back and watch them all twice.
02/02/2006
00:28

Intro - 2/2/06
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Christine Todd Whitman will tell Stephen about resisting the religious right. Then Pat Robertson will send her a tornado.
02/02/2006
00:07

To Be Continued
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A resilient Stephen says goodnight -- for now.
02/06/2006
03:42

The Word - Metaphorically
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Stephen explains that you must interpret President Bush's words metaphorically, not literally.
02/06/2006
06:54

Barbara Boxer
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Senator Barbara Boxer rates President Bush and allows Stephen to read a passage from her novel, " A Time To Run."
02/06/2006
00:10

Fract - Native American State Names
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Many states are named after Native American words or tribes.
02/06/2006
00:33

Intro - 2/6/06
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America's foreign oil dependency, a controversial Danish cartoon and Senator Barbara Boxer's rise to power are all discussed in this episode of The Colbert Report.
02/06/2006
04:35

ThreatDown - Killer Bees
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From Eastern liberal newspapers to killer bees, Stephen runs down the top five threats to America.
02/06/2006
01:33

The Golden Corner
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Stephen Colbert runs down famous news stories featured in Newsweek's "Golden Corner."
02/06/2006
01:18

Birth Day Off
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Stephen Colbert questions the integrity of Jon Stewart, who took off from work the day his child was born.
02/06/2006
01:28

Western Union
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Stephen honors the death of the telegram with a spot on his bookshelf.
02/07/2006
05:49

James Woolsey
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James Woolsey gives the president two and a half cheers for his State of the Union pledge to cut dependence on oil.
02/07/2006
00:08

Fract - Frnap: Royalty
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The Colbert Report launches a 'Freedom Snap' against constitutional monarchies.
02/07/2006
02:30

Math Is Hard
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Stephen lauds America for exploiting the natural resource that are its nerds.
02/07/2006
05:54

The Word - Kidding
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With the aid of a brick wall, Stephen explains comedy to Muslims in a way that scares the bullet point.
02/07/2006
00:30

Intro - 2/7/06
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Tonight, sentencing begins in the Moussaoui trial, and Stephen gets ready to interview former CIA director James Woolsey.
02/07/2006
01:29

B.B.B.L.T.
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Stephen goes back to his classic hairstyle and finds the time to recommend an American original.
02/08/2006
02:56

The Word - Eureka
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Stephen discovers the best way for scientists to get federal funding.
02/08/2006
00:08

Fract - Bush's Height
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A freedom fact on our tall president.
02/08/2006
00:46

The In-Box - Terry
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Stephen dips into the In-Box and offers some advice for the environmentalist Hummer-owner.
02/08/2006
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