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Birth Day Off
Season 2 • 02/06/2006
Stephen congratulates Jon Stewart and his wife on their new baby.
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02:00
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili
Around the Colbert household, Super Bowl Sunday means only one thing: Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili.
02/02/2006
00:12
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - TiVo
If you TiVoed this episode and didn't watch the commercials, Stephen wants you to go back and watch them all twice.
02/02/2006
00:28
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 2/2/06
Christine Todd Whitman will tell Stephen about resisting the religious right. Then Pat Robertson will send her a tornado.
02/02/2006
00:07
The Colbert Report
S2
To Be Continued
A resilient Stephen says goodnight -- for now.
02/06/2006
03:42
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Metaphorically
Stephen explains that you must interpret President Bush's words metaphorically, not literally.
02/06/2006
06:54
The Colbert Report
S2
Barbara Boxer
Senator Barbara Boxer rates President Bush and allows Stephen to read a passage from her novel, " A Time To Run."
02/06/2006
00:10
The Colbert Report
S2
Fract - Native American State Names
Many states are named after Native American words or tribes.
02/06/2006
00:33
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 2/6/06
America's foreign oil dependency, a controversial Danish cartoon and Senator Barbara Boxer's rise to power are all discussed in this episode of The Colbert Report.
02/06/2006
04:35
The Colbert Report
S2
ThreatDown - Killer Bees
From Eastern liberal newspapers to killer bees, Stephen runs down the top five threats to America.
02/06/2006
01:33
The Colbert Report
S2
The Golden Corner
Stephen Colbert runs down famous news stories featured in Newsweek's "Golden Corner."
02/06/2006
01:18
The Colbert Report
S2
Birth Day Off
Stephen Colbert questions the integrity of Jon Stewart, who took off from work the day his child was born.
02/06/2006
01:28
The Colbert Report
S2
Western Union
Stephen honors the death of the telegram with a spot on his bookshelf.
02/07/2006
05:49
The Colbert Report
S2
James Woolsey
James Woolsey gives the president two and a half cheers for his State of the Union pledge to cut dependence on oil.
02/07/2006
00:08
The Colbert Report
S2
Fract - Frnap: Royalty
The Colbert Report launches a 'Freedom Snap' against constitutional monarchies.
02/07/2006
02:30
The Colbert Report
S2
Math Is Hard
Stephen lauds America for exploiting the natural resource that are its nerds.
02/07/2006
05:54
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Kidding
With the aid of a brick wall, Stephen explains comedy to Muslims in a way that scares the bullet point.
02/07/2006
00:30
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 2/7/06
Tonight, sentencing begins in the Moussaoui trial, and Stephen gets ready to interview former CIA director James Woolsey.
02/07/2006
01:29
The Colbert Report
S2
B.B.B.L.T.
Stephen goes back to his classic hairstyle and finds the time to recommend an American original.
02/08/2006
02:56
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Eureka
Stephen discovers the best way for scientists to get federal funding.
02/08/2006
00:08
The Colbert Report
S2
Fract - Bush's Height
A freedom fact on our tall president.
02/08/2006
00:46
The Colbert Report
S2
The In-Box - Terry
Stephen dips into the In-Box and offers some advice for the environmentalist Hummer-owner.
02/08/2006
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