The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Alphabet Song
Season 8 • 08/13/2003
George W. Bush will not arm wrestle Arnold Schwarzenegger
JonscopeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Too many phrases are already taken and thus off-limits for Jon Stewart to express how he really feels.
Healthy ForestsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The forest fires are like Iraq, we have to kill part of it to save it.
Moment of Zen - BlimpThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A surveillance blimp slowly follows a train.
Jon MagazineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
EnlibraThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush unveils his new choice for the new head of the EPA, generic, close cropped, graying, middle aged, white guy, Mike Leavitt.
It's Just WednesdayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Kobe Bryant rape trial is causing racial tensions to flare in Colorado.
Moment of Zen - FollowerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush is a follower of American politics.
Paul GiamattiThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon and Paul Giamatti talk about pit bulls, re-enactments, and box office boffo Ben Affleck
We Love Showbiz - FriendsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
"Friends" enters its last season, "Gigli" is kicking it strong at the box office, and Cameron Diaz wants to control who sees her breasts.
Hot Enough For You?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A record heat wave steamrolls its way through central Europe and Great Britain.
The Alphabet SongThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Let's cut violence in half with a laser guided chain gun across a charred landscape... for the children
Blackout 2003 - Ed PowerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ed Helms is going to get some potted plants, probably basil, but only in the summer, in an effort to protect himself from future blackouts.
Blackout 2003 - SuckersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Honeymooners, grocery stores and suckers on public transportation were hit hard by the biggest blackout in history.
Blackout 2003 - Not a PoemThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The blackout was not a divine revelation of a temporary crisis transforming New York into a shimmering city on a hill.
Blackout 2003 - What Went Wrong?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Senior Utility Correspondent Samantha Bee knows nothing about what caused the blackout or about electricity in general.
BlackoutThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart intimates that Hillary Clinton caused the blackout to avoid his brash interviewing style.
Blackout 2003 - HalliburtonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Can the President persuade Halliburton to fix our power delivery system?
Obstinate PricksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bombs, anthrax, blackouts, whatever. We're staying.
Moment of Zen - Grocery StoreThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
These are things you need during a blackout.
Jim HightowerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jim Hightower talks about progressive politics, cliptocracy and Tom DeLay. He also wears red underwear on his book cover.
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