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Miracle on 49th Street
Season 11 E 153 • 12/06/2006
Wal-Mart is where Jesus would have shopped.
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00:37
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E152
Daily/Colbert - Food Network
Stephen Colbert casts aspersions on former colleague Ed Helms's new job but is secretly shamed by his own lot.
12/05/2006
02:37
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E152
Democracy on the Crawl - Venezuela and Mexico
Democracy crawls into Venezuela and Mexico, where the self-proclaimed legitimate candidate creates a Bizarro Mexico.
12/05/2006
00:22
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E152
Moment of Zen - Patriotic Bees
A swarm of patriotic bumblebees do their duty for America.
12/05/2006
02:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E152
Headlines - Ejection Reaction
Jon apologizes for yesterday's audience reaction to John Bolton but finds time to promote Bolton's upcoming Friar's Club roast.
12/05/2006
02:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E153
What About Bob?
Defense Secretary Nominee Robert Gates came to the conclusion that the U.S. is not winning the war in Iraq with his eyes.
12/06/2006
06:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E153
Eve Herold
Eve Herold reports that in some states, you can go to prison for 5-10 years for stem cell research.
12/06/2006
02:36
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E153
Back in Black - Children's Entertainment
Conservative critics are now saying that children's entertainment is teaching our youth to hate the American way of life.
12/06/2006
00:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E153
Moment of Zen - Santa Falls
Santa Claus literally drops in on some folks.
12/06/2006
02:54
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E153
Headlines - Majority Report
The Iraq Study Group's Report is the panacea to all that ails us, the magic bullet, the Glengarry leads and the mystic pizza.
12/06/2006
01:22
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E153
Daily/Colbert - Stating the States
Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
12/06/2006
04:36
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E153
Miracle on 49th Street
In previous years the Rockefeller Christmas tree was lit in defiance, this year it was lit in victory.
12/06/2006
05:39
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E154
Ed Viesturs
Ed Viesturs tells Jon how he became the only American to climb the world's fourteen highest peaks.
12/07/2006
00:55
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E154
Intro - Sprinkler System
Jon tells the audience not to light the studio on fire because he was just informed the sprinkler system is not hooked up.
12/07/2006
03:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E154
Mess O'Potomac - Tony Snow
Tony Snow needs to split hairs on the Iraq Study Group Report before he answers questions about it.
12/07/2006
01:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E154
Daily/Colbert - Mt. Everest
Stephen Colbert has chosen not to climb Mt. Everest seven times.
12/07/2006
00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E154
Moment of Zen - End of Iraq War
In a clip from 2003, President Bush announces that the war in Iraq is over and the United States has prevailed.
12/07/2006
01:53
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E154
Mess O'Potomac - Iraq Study Group Report
The Iraq Study Group says even if the White House follows all seventy-nine of their recommendations, there is no guarantee of success in Iraq.
12/07/2006
01:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E154
Book of Revelations
After reading the Iraq Study Group Report, Samantha Bee is in despair, while Dan Bakkedahl bleeds from his eyes.
12/07/2006
04:39
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11 E154
10 F#@king Years - The Second Amendment and You
Throughout the past ten years, The Daily Show has had a loving relationship with firearms.
12/07/2006
03:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Headlines - Exit Strategies
When a Senator leaves the Capitol, he does so with one last bittersweet act of vandalism.
12/11/2006
01:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S11
Intro - Apocalypto
What if Jon had a new movie coming out, so he decided to get in his car, drive drunk, and insult Jews?
12/11/2006
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