The Colbert Report
Intro - 4/8/10
Season 6 • 04/08/2010
NASA ends manned spaceflight after Stephen invested all that money in astronaut ice cream.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Hello Kitty Wine & Pig's Blood Filters
Sanrio introduces Hello Kitty wine, and Rabbi Jeff Goldblum blesses a cigarette with a pig's blood filter.
The Colbert ReportS6 Nailed 'Em - Fentimans Victorian Lemonade
In Maine, selling Fentimans Victorian Lemonade to minors becomes a crime because it contains less than 0.5% alcohol.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Hello Kitty Wine & Cigarettes
Stephen drinks Hello Kitty wine and smokes a cigarette with a pig's blood filter.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tiki Barber Cheats on His Wife
According to the New York Post, Tiki Barber and his wife have separated due to irreconcilable he's-banging- a-23-year-old.
The Colbert ReportS6 David Simon
David Simon describes his new HBO show, "Treme," as "Glee," but with a few more black people.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tiger's Nike Commercial
Nike had to go through tons of voiceovers to find the right father figure for Tiger Woods.
The Colbert ReportS6 Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson says the manned space program is the force that inspires people to become scientists in the first place.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Final Final Frontier
With the end of manned spaceflight, America has to ride on the hump in the back seat while the Russians take the wheel to space.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - No Man Is a Failure
No man is a failure who has friends, unless his friends are also failures.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Affirmative Inaction
By giving the real power to a shadow RNC, the Republicans get to tiptoe around the firing of their first African-American chairman.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 4/8/10
The Republicans consider firing Michael Steele, and Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses the new Earth program.
The Colbert ReportS6 Unpaid Internship Crackdown
Stephen's interns are learning stone masonry, from which he will not derive any immediate advantage for decades.
The Colbert ReportS6 Julian Assange
Julian Assange entitled the Apache helicopter video "Collateral Murder" in order to get maximum political impact.
The Colbert ReportS6 Justice Stevens Replacement - Jeffrey Toobin
Jeffrey Toobin talks about the legacy of Justice Stevens and his possible Supreme Court replacement.
The Colbert ReportS6 WikiLeaks Military Video
Stephen wants to know where the WikiLeaks guys are located and how soon the Pentagon can reach them with a Predator drone.
The Colbert ReportS6 Dow Hits 11,000
Stephen's financial advisor, Gorlock, has assured him that the Dow will continue to rise indefinitely.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Cupcake Chicken Sandwich
Stephen makes a cupcake sandwich with two chicken patties.
The Colbert ReportS6 Thought for Food - Mentally Ill Advertisers & German Cupcakes
Burger King uses mental illness to sell food, KFC unveils the Double Down sandwich, and McDonald's introduces cupcakes to Germans.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - The Lost Cause
Every time Southerners try to celebrate Confederate heritage, Yankees ruin it by mentioning the s-word.
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