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A Round of Shots
Season 9 • 08/18/2004
Ed Helms believes liquor and firearms don't mix -- if you're a pussy.
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01:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
High on the Olympics
The internet and news sources have ruined the excitement of the Olympics for Jon Stewart.
08/17/2004
03:33
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
GOV Story
Homosexual Governor Jim McGreevey and his wife are still working on the issues they have to work on.
08/17/2004
04:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Don't Mess With Don't Mess With Texas
The popular slogan Don't Mess With Texas was originally aimed at litter prevention but now appears on tons of future litter.
08/17/2004
07:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Senator Norm Coleman
Senator Norm Coleman went from being a Jewish Democrat in Brooklyn to a Republican in Minnesota.
08/17/2004
01:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Moving Private Ryan
President Bush announces the troops will finally be coming home, but not the troops you're thinking of and not for another ten years.
08/18/2004
02:58
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Tough Cell
Laura Bush attacks stem cell research proponents as sellers of false hope.
08/18/2004
00:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Moment of Zen - Torch
A woman holding a torch slides down a wire to a stage in Times Square.
08/18/2004
01:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Intro - Muqtada al-Sadr
Muqtada al-Sadr decides to throw away the militia and join the political process.
08/18/2004
05:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds tells Jon how they cast the stuttering rapist in "Deliverance."
08/18/2004
02:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
To the Bapt Cave!
Archaeologists excavate a cave that may be the site of many of the baptisms performed by John the Baptist -- or as he was known to his friends -- Johnny Wet Fingers.
08/18/2004
05:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
A Round of Shots
Ed Helms wonders if there is anything more terrifying than a bar full of people without guns.
08/18/2004
05:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Seth Green
Seth Green and Jon talk about blinged-out bears and your civic duty.
08/19/2004
03:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Indecision 2004 Peaceful Protest Discount
Mayor Bloomberg embarks on an ambitious program to reward peaceful protestors with cheaper fast food.
08/19/2004
01:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
The Colbert Report
On the Colbert Report, top leaders check in, but they don't check out.
08/19/2004
01:51
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Swift Boat Veterans for Revenge
John Kerry and everyone else on the swift boats, save Larry Thurlow, were pussies.
08/19/2004
03:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Back in Black Olympic Fever
Bush uses the Olympics to remind us that democracy will triumph over terror.
08/19/2004
03:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Indecision 2004 Crowd Control
Both John Kerry and George W. Bush take advantage of biased and pre-organized crowds to deflect them from actually having to answer questions.
08/19/2004
00:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Moment of Zen -Too Good To Be True
George W. Bush gets lauded by a handpicked and prescreened health savings account investor.
08/19/2004
00:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Next Week 8/23/04
Stephen Colbert dons a Viking helmet and sings in a girlish squeal to a stranger in a parking lot.
08/19/2004
03:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Kerry Controversy
In the midst of a sex tour of Southeast Asia, Rob Corddry takes time to not share his opinion on John Kerry's war record.
08/23/2004
01:01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
John Kerry And A Free Bike
Audience disbelief not withstanding, John Kerry will be on the show tomorrow night.
08/23/2004
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