The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
A Round of Shots
Season 9 • 08/18/2004
Ed Helms believes liquor and firearms don't mix -- if you're a pussy.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 High on the Olympics
The internet and news sources have ruined the excitement of the Olympics for Jon Stewart.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 GOV Story
Homosexual Governor Jim McGreevey and his wife are still working on the issues they have to work on.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Don't Mess With Don't Mess With Texas
The popular slogan Don't Mess With Texas was originally aimed at litter prevention but now appears on tons of future litter.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Senator Norm Coleman
Senator Norm Coleman went from being a Jewish Democrat in Brooklyn to a Republican in Minnesota.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Moving Private Ryan
President Bush announces the troops will finally be coming home, but not the troops you're thinking of and not for another ten years.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Tough Cell
Laura Bush attacks stem cell research proponents as sellers of false hope.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Moment of Zen - Torch
A woman holding a torch slides down a wire to a stage in Times Square.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Intro - Muqtada al-Sadr
Muqtada al-Sadr decides to throw away the militia and join the political process.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds tells Jon how they cast the stuttering rapist in "Deliverance."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 To the Bapt Cave!
Archaeologists excavate a cave that may be the site of many of the baptisms performed by John the Baptist -- or as he was known to his friends -- Johnny Wet Fingers.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 A Round of Shots
Ed Helms wonders if there is anything more terrifying than a bar full of people without guns.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Seth Green
Seth Green and Jon talk about blinged-out bears and your civic duty.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Indecision 2004 Peaceful Protest Discount
Mayor Bloomberg embarks on an ambitious program to reward peaceful protestors with cheaper fast food.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 The Colbert Report
On the Colbert Report, top leaders check in, but they don't check out.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Swift Boat Veterans for Revenge
John Kerry and everyone else on the swift boats, save Larry Thurlow, were pussies.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Back in Black Olympic Fever
Bush uses the Olympics to remind us that democracy will triumph over terror.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Indecision 2004 Crowd Control
Both John Kerry and George W. Bush take advantage of biased and pre-organized crowds to deflect them from actually having to answer questions.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Moment of Zen -Too Good To Be True
George W. Bush gets lauded by a handpicked and prescreened health savings account investor.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Next Week 8/23/04
Stephen Colbert dons a Viking helmet and sings in a girlish squeal to a stranger in a parking lot.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Kerry Controversy
In the midst of a sex tour of Southeast Asia, Rob Corddry takes time to not share his opinion on John Kerry's war record.
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