The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

A Round of Shots

Season 9 • 08/18/2004

Ed Helms believes liquor and firearms don't mix -- if you're a pussy.

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High on the Olympics

The internet and news sources have ruined the excitement of the Olympics for Jon Stewart.
08/17/2004
03:33

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GOV Story

Homosexual Governor Jim McGreevey and his wife are still working on the issues they have to work on.
08/17/2004
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Don't Mess With Don't Mess With Texas

The popular slogan Don't Mess With Texas was originally aimed at litter prevention but now appears on tons of future litter.
08/17/2004
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Senator Norm Coleman

Senator Norm Coleman went from being a Jewish Democrat in Brooklyn to a Republican in Minnesota.
08/17/2004
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Moving Private Ryan

President Bush announces the troops will finally be coming home, but not the troops you're thinking of and not for another ten years.
08/18/2004
02:58

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Tough Cell

Laura Bush attacks stem cell research proponents as sellers of false hope.
08/18/2004
00:18

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Moment of Zen - Torch

A woman holding a torch slides down a wire to a stage in Times Square.
08/18/2004
01:16

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Intro - Muqtada al-Sadr

Muqtada al-Sadr decides to throw away the militia and join the political process.
08/18/2004
05:07

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Burt Reynolds

Burt Reynolds tells Jon how they cast the stuttering rapist in "Deliverance."
08/18/2004
02:25

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To the Bapt Cave!

Archaeologists excavate a cave that may be the site of many of the baptisms performed by John the Baptist -- or as he was known to his friends -- Johnny Wet Fingers.
08/18/2004
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A Round of Shots

Ed Helms wonders if there is anything more terrifying than a bar full of people without guns.
08/18/2004
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Seth Green

Seth Green and Jon talk about blinged-out bears and your civic duty.
08/19/2004
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Indecision 2004 Peaceful Protest Discount

Mayor Bloomberg embarks on an ambitious program to reward peaceful protestors with cheaper fast food.
08/19/2004
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The Colbert Report

On the Colbert Report, top leaders check in, but they don't check out.
08/19/2004
01:51

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Swift Boat Veterans for Revenge

John Kerry and everyone else on the swift boats, save Larry Thurlow, were pussies.
08/19/2004
03:21

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Back in Black Olympic Fever

Bush uses the Olympics to remind us that democracy will triumph over terror.
08/19/2004
03:21

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Indecision 2004 Crowd Control

Both John Kerry and George W. Bush take advantage of biased and pre-organized crowds to deflect them from actually having to answer questions.
08/19/2004
00:12

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Moment of Zen -Too Good To Be True

George W. Bush gets lauded by a handpicked and prescreened health savings account investor.
08/19/2004
00:34

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Next Week 8/23/04

Stephen Colbert dons a Viking helmet and sings in a girlish squeal to a stranger in a parking lot.
08/19/2004
03:16

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Kerry Controversy

In the midst of a sex tour of Southeast Asia, Rob Corddry takes time to not share his opinion on John Kerry's war record.
08/23/2004
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John Kerry And A Free Bike

Audience disbelief not withstanding, John Kerry will be on the show tomorrow night.
08/23/2004
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