The Colbert Report
Season 9 • 08/08/2013
John Malkovich, Ryan Gosling, Patrick Dempsey, Dustin Hoffman and Kate Winslet save the day.
Ashton KutcherThe Colbert ReportS9
"Jobs" star Ashton Kutcher talks about Steve Jobs' innovative mind, brutal honesty and personal history.
Fast-Food Workers Strike - Mary Kay HenryThe Colbert ReportS9
SEIU President Mary Kay Henry explains the economic benefits of turning fast-food jobs into good, middle-class jobs.
Rich White Guys Agreeing with Each Other Alert - Neil CavutoThe Colbert ReportS9
Fast-food employees want their wages doubled, while Fox News anchor Neil Cavuto shares his inspiring story of upward mobility.
SEC vs. Fabulous FabThe Colbert ReportS9
Sleuths at the SEC prove mid-level Goldman Sachs trader Fabrice Tourre misled his investors during the global financial crisis.
StePhest Colbchella '013 - Disco DecepticonsThe Colbert ReportS9
The indie music site Pitchfork questions Stephen's honesty about Daft Punk being a no-show.
Hollywood Heroes - Matt DamonThe Colbert ReportS9
Matt Damon happens upon Stephen in the break room and chats about his futuristic film, "Elysium."
Sign Off - "Fifty Shades of Grey"The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen reads a great American novel.
Ganjay SuptaThe Colbert ReportS9
CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta changes his opinion on pot legalization.
Colum McCannThe Colbert ReportS9
"TransAtlantic" author Colum McCann talks about the great Irish novel, St. Patrick's Day and his cross-country bike ride.
Hollywood HeroesThe Colbert ReportS9
John Malkovich saves an old man's life, and Kate Winslet pulls Richard Branson's mom out of a fire.
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 12th - Rush HoltThe Colbert ReportS9
New Jersey Congressman and Jeopardy winner Rush Holt discusses the importance of science education, excluding astrology.
Innocent Tourist MistakeThe Colbert ReportS9
An American tourist snaps the finger off a 600-year-old Italian statue while trying to compare hand size.
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 12thThe Colbert ReportS9
New Jersey's 12th congressional district is home to Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, meaning that Clarence Thomas insists he's from there, too.
Badonkadonk JournalismThe Colbert ReportS9
The Today Show gives Flo Rida a forum for discussing his love of big, juicy butts.
Sheldon WhitehouseThe Colbert ReportS9
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse shares his book, "On Virtues: Quotations and Insights to Live a Full, Honorable, and Truly American Life."
Sign Off - "The Better Angels of Our Nature"The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen reads Steven Pinker's book on how violence has declined.
John Lewis Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
Civil rights pioneer John Lewis remembers the March on Washington and the 1965 Selma march.
John Lewis Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS9
Thanks to Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr., Congressman John Lewis has been getting in trouble for more than 53 years.
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