The Colbert Report

Modest-Con 2010

Season 6 • 07/08/2010

Stephen's look is included in Iran's official catalog of haircuts that meet government approval.

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00:05

Sign Off - 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar
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Stephen flips through his 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar.
07/07/2010
02:55

The Economist Photoshops Obama's Picture
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The Economist could have gone further to really drive home the point that President Obama is a coast-destroying failure.
07/07/2010
06:32

Steve Carell
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Steve Carell feels like he's in the witness relocation program, and Jon Stewart wants to escape The Daily Show.
07/07/2010
03:17

Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast
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Stephen guarantees that every single sperm is beautiful with Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast.
07/07/2010
05:53

Thought for Food - Kentucky Tuna & Grilled Cheese Burger Melt
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Researchers rename carp as Kentucky tuna to increase acceptance, and Friendly's unveils the Grilled Cheese Burger Melt.
07/07/2010
07:45

Automatics for the People - Ilya Shapiro & Jackie Hilly
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Ilya Shapiro and Jackie Hilly disagree on the Supreme Court decision to strike down Chicago's 30-year-old ban on handguns.
07/08/2010
00:09

Sign Off - Go Get a Tan
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Stephen will be gone for two weeks -- go get a tan.
07/08/2010
04:45

Arturo Rodriguez
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Arturo Rodriguez invites Americans who think immigrant farm workers are taking away jobs to work in the fields.
07/08/2010
03:40

Emergency Thought for Food - Candwich Setback
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Stephen is in the middle of a repressed Daily Show memory when he's interrupted by an emergency Candwich update.
07/08/2010
00:29

Intro - 7/8/10
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The Supreme Court decides handguns are a God-given right, and Arturo Rodriguez says illegal immigrants are doing the jobs we don't want.
07/08/2010
02:45

Modest-Con 2010
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Iran's Ministry of Culture includes Stephen's look in its official catalog of haircuts that meet government approval.
07/08/2010
00:37

Intro - 7/26/10
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Stephen downloads the solution to stop media piracy, and Hephzibah Anderson talks about her year without sex.
07/26/2010
05:23

Hephzibah Anderson
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Hephzibah Anderson discovered what she wanted from sex during her year of abstinence.
07/26/2010
01:24

Stephen's Eco-Vacation
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Stephen went on an eco-vacation where he saved marine life from the BP oil spill by removing as many fish from the ocean as he could.
07/26/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Bud Light Lime
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Stephen drinks a Bud Light Lime while reading Hephzibah Anderson's "Chastened."
07/26/2010
05:42

Racial Pro Firing
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The Obama administration is so scared of right-wing pundits that it will take swift and decisive action on problems that have no basis in fact.
07/26/2010
06:41

Nailed 'Em - Polka Piracy
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A Warren, Michigan man feels the outrage from the polka community after getting arrested for running a massive pirating operation.
07/26/2010
00:02

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
07/27/2010
06:24

That's the Way I Leak It - Tom Blanton
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Tom Blanton believes Brad Manning may have applied a Facebook mentality when he leaked classified documents about the Afghan war.
07/27/2010
00:31

Intro - 7/27/10
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Stephen questions the US mission in Afghanistan and asks Kevin Kline if Phoebe Cates does that thing from "Fast Times."
07/27/2010
02:21

BP's Live Hayward Cam
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After CEO Tony Hayward refuses to take a pink slip from a robotic arm, BP must strategically set parts of him on fire.
07/27/2010
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