Mind of Mencia

Hawked on Phonics

Season 2 • 07/16/2006

Carlos's brother Joseph does his best to advertise Tony Hawk's new product.

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05:11

I Have a Dream
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After a trip to Alabama, Carlos begins to understand why people have an issue with illegal immigrants.
05/03/2006
05:26

That's F**king Historical
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Carlos introduces a segment about the marriage of Jesus and Mary Magdalene in a program that shows history the way it really might have possibly maybe happened.
05/03/2006
01:50

"Hard Out Here for a Ho"
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Dave Attell joins Carlos to perform a song about a certain type of prostitute.
05/10/2006
01:25

Basketcase Boot Camp
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Carlos gets tough on a young man who feels that people discriminate against him because of all the marijuana he smokes.
05/10/2006
01:11

Carlos Smoov - More Love Songs
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Carlos Smoov reminds the women in the audience that he's more than willing to go south of the border.
05/10/2006
02:55

Office Supplies You Really Need
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Carlos advertises a racially sensitive global positioning system, a machine that pieces shredded documents back together and an anti-pervert chair.
07/09/2006
03:03

"The Rich Sheik"
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The Rich Sheik uses a song to brag about his many misdeeds.
07/09/2006
02:35

Vacation
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During a trip to Hawaii, Carlos realizes that men and women have different ideas about what a relaxing vacation should entail.
07/09/2006
05:26

World Nightly News
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In 2026, George W. Bush takes on a surprising new role in Iraq, and the racial makeup of the U.S. shifts dramatically.
07/16/2006
04:03

Dreams
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Skateboarder Tony Hawk gives Carlos and his audience tips on how to achieve their dreams.
07/16/2006
02:03

Hawked on Phonics
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Even with the help of Tony Hawk, learning cool skater lingo isn't the easiest thing for Carlos's brother Joseph.
07/16/2006
01:20

Sean Paul
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Sean Paul's unique way of communicating works for everything from the recording studio to the drive-in.
07/23/2006
01:36

Looting
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In order to settle an important American debate, a black contestant and a Latino contestant face off to find out who is better at stealing.
07/23/2006
02:58

Ice Skating
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Carlos kicks off the first annual Stereotype Olympics with an ice skating event.
07/23/2006
03:33

Cops and Cameras
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Carlos explains why he hates all the cameras used by the police department in New York City.
07/30/2006
03:46

Plastic Surgery
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Judge Carlos teams up with the ghost of Johnnie Cochran to examine some troubling lawsuits.
07/30/2006
03:08

America Without Immigrants
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Carlos considers what the U.S. would be like without white people, black people, Mexicans and Canadians.
07/30/2006
02:24

Reality TV
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Carlos reviews the most popular reality shows and suggests the kind of x-rated talents that the shows should feature.
08/06/2006
03:05

The Whitest People
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Carlos ponders the habits of white people, including using food for decoration, joining book clubs, buying Rumbas and wine tasting.
08/06/2006
02:34

That's America, Bitch!
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When Carlos travels around the world, people claim to hate America, but they always want to come back with him.
08/06/2006
02:47

Royal Religious Rumble
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Religious leaders step into the ring to wrestle their way to power.
08/13/2006
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