Mind of Mencia
Hawked on Phonics
Season 2 E 10 • 07/16/2006
Carlos's brother Joseph does his best to advertise Tony Hawk's new product.
Mind of MenciaS2 E7I Have a Dream
After a trip to Alabama, Carlos begins to understand why people have an issue with illegal immigrants.
Mind of MenciaS2 E7That's F**king Historical
Carlos introduces a segment about the marriage of Jesus and Mary Magdalene in a program that shows history the way it really might have possibly maybe happened.
Mind of MenciaS2 E8"Hard Out Here for a Ho"
Dave Attell joins Carlos to perform a song about a certain type of prostitute.
Mind of MenciaS2 E8Basketcase Boot Camp
Carlos gets tough on a young man who feels that people discriminate against him because of all the marijuana he smokes.
Mind of MenciaS2 E8Carlos Smoov - More Love Songs
Carlos Smoov reminds the women in the audience that he's more than willing to go south of the border.
Mind of MenciaS2 E9Office Supplies You Really Need
Carlos advertises a racially sensitive global positioning system, a machine that pieces shredded documents back together and an anti-pervert chair.
Mind of MenciaS2 E9"The Rich Sheik"
The Rich Sheik uses a song to brag about his many misdeeds.
Mind of MenciaS2 E9Vacation
During a trip to Hawaii, Carlos realizes that men and women have different ideas about what a relaxing vacation should entail.
Mind of MenciaS2 E10World Nightly News
In 2026, George W. Bush takes on a surprising new role in Iraq, and the racial makeup of the U.S. shifts dramatically.
Mind of MenciaS2 E10Dreams
Skateboarder Tony Hawk gives Carlos and his audience tips on how to achieve their dreams.
Mind of MenciaS2 E10Hawked on Phonics
Even with the help of Tony Hawk, learning cool skater lingo isn't the easiest thing for Carlos's brother Joseph.
Mind of MenciaS2 E11Sean Paul
Sean Paul's unique way of communicating works for everything from the recording studio to the drive-in.
Mind of MenciaS2 E11Looting
In order to settle an important American debate, a black contestant and a Latino contestant face off to find out who is better at stealing.
Mind of MenciaS2 E11Ice Skating
Carlos kicks off the first annual Stereotype Olympics with an ice skating event.
Mind of MenciaS2 E12Cops and Cameras
Carlos explains why he hates all the cameras used by the police department in New York City.
Mind of MenciaS2 E12Plastic Surgery
Judge Carlos teams up with the ghost of Johnnie Cochran to examine some troubling lawsuits.
Mind of MenciaS2 E12America Without Immigrants
Carlos considers what the U.S. would be like without white people, black people, Mexicans and Canadians.
Mind of MenciaS2 E13Reality TV
Carlos reviews the most popular reality shows and suggests the kind of x-rated talents that the shows should feature.
Mind of MenciaS2 E13The Whitest People
Carlos ponders the habits of white people, including using food for decoration, joining book clubs, buying Rumbas and wine tasting.
Mind of MenciaS2 E13That's America, Bitch!
When Carlos travels around the world, people claim to hate America, but they always want to come back with him.
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