Upright Citizens Brigade

I Call My Bitches Hoe-Mas

Season 2 • 06/21/1999

A former crackhead and his dealer make a deal over drinks.

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03:59

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1
Diary

An opinionated woman disrupts a peaceful cafe in order to read her diary aloud.
10/21/1998
04:12

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1
Bug Juice

Two camp counselors go to extreme measures to get a bug juice thief to confess.
10/21/1998
01:28

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1
Little Donny's Penis

With the enzymes from Donny's penis, scientists were able to create a new form of rocket fuel.
11/04/1998
02:56

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1
Little Donny

Little Donny has more heart than most athletes twice his size.
11/04/1998
02:09

Upright Citizens BrigadeS1
Tammy

If Tammy lives, she wants Little Donny to come to her party.
11/04/1998
01:39

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Baby Sparring

A family is welcomed to the neighborhood and introduced to a favorite local sport.
06/14/1999
03:51

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Grandmaster Dialectician

A Grandmaster Dialectician offers to teach a young man all 50 varieties of gay lisp.
06/14/1999
02:30

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
We've Got a Runner

After a baby is born with the ability to run, everyone at the hospital works to catch him by whatever means necessary.
06/14/1999
01:14

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Handy Clean Up Guys

A man hires the Handy Clean Up Guys to clean his garage, but he doesn't get what he expected.
06/21/1999
02:37

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Psychic Detective

A psychic works with a detective to find some stolen jewels, but his visions aren't very useful.
06/21/1999
01:30

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
I Call My Bitches Hoe-Mas

A former crack cocaine user runs into his old dealer at the bar.
06/21/1999
01:45

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Shiatsu Surprise

A masseuse encourages her client to accept the way that his body releases pent-up emotion.
06/28/1999
03:23

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Sushi Chef

An accountant tries to convince her client to part with his favorite employee.
06/28/1999
03:37

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Color Blind

Glasses that simulate color blindness make it hard to tell the difference between an apple and a pig's anus.
07/05/1999
04:28

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5
Restaurant Therapy Session

A woman learns to confront conflict through role-playing therapy sessions.
07/12/1999
02:46

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5
The Freedom Workout

For one man, working out isn't about vanity or weight loss -- it's about freedom.
07/12/1999
02:06

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5
Eli's Skin Treatments

Artist Eli doles out beauty treatments to his fans and employees.
07/12/1999
03:35

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E6
Bradwick's Family Restaurant

A detail-oriented restaurant manager trains his new hire.
07/26/1999
02:10

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E6
Friar Busters

A woman calls an exterminator to get a horrifying bunch of uninvited friars out of her house.
07/26/1999
03:28

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E6
Curfew Beating

A teen needs help from his friends in order to avoid being grounded after breaking curfew.
07/26/1999
02:15

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E7
Spaghetti Jesus

During a blackout, a stoned young woman does something shameful with the Spaghetti Jesus.
08/02/1999
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