Upright Citizens Brigade
I Call My Bitches Hoe-Mas
Season 2 E 2 • 06/21/1999
A former crack cocaine user runs into his old dealer at the bar.

Watching

03:59
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E9
Diary
An opinionated woman disrupts a peaceful cafe in order to read her diary aloud.
10/21/1998
04:12
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E9
Bug Juice
Two camp counselors go to extreme measures to get a bug juice thief to confess.
10/21/1998
01:28
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E10
Little Donny's Penis
With the enzymes from Donny's penis, scientists were able to create a new form of rocket fuel.
11/04/1998
02:56
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E10
Little Donny
Little Donny has more heart than most athletes twice his size.
11/04/1998
02:09
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 E10
Tammy
If Tammy lives, she wants Little Donny to come to her party.
11/04/1998
01:39
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
Baby Sparring
A family is welcomed to the neighborhood and introduced to a favorite local sport.
06/14/1999
03:51
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
Grandmaster Dialectician
A Grandmaster Dialectician offers to teach a young man all 50 varieties of gay lisp.
06/14/1999
02:30
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
We've Got a Runner
After a baby is born with the ability to run, everyone at the hospital works to catch him by whatever means necessary.
06/14/1999
01:14
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E2
Handy Clean Up Guys
A man hires the Handy Clean Up Guys to clean his garage, but he doesn't get what he expected.
06/21/1999
02:37
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E2
Psychic Detective
A psychic works with a detective to find some stolen jewels, but his visions aren't very useful.
06/21/1999
01:30
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E2
I Call My Bitches Hoe-Mas
A former crack cocaine user runs into his old dealer at the bar.
06/21/1999
01:45
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E3
Shiatsu Surprise
A masseuse encourages her client to accept the way that his body releases pent-up emotion.
06/28/1999
03:23
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E3
Sushi Chef
An accountant tries to convince her client to part with his favorite employee.
06/28/1999
03:37
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E4
Color Blind
Glasses that simulate color blindness make it hard to tell the difference between an apple and a pig's anus.
07/05/1999
04:28
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5
Restaurant Therapy Session
A woman learns to confront conflict through role-playing therapy sessions.
07/12/1999
02:46
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5
The Freedom Workout
For one man, working out isn't about vanity or weight loss -- it's about freedom.
07/12/1999
02:06
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5
Eli's Skin Treatments
Artist Eli doles out beauty treatments to his fans and employees.
07/12/1999
03:35
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E6
Bradwick's Family Restaurant
A detail-oriented restaurant manager trains his new hire.
07/26/1999
02:10
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E6
Friar Busters
A woman calls an exterminator to get a horrifying bunch of uninvited friars out of her house.
07/26/1999
03:28
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E6
Curfew Beating
A teen needs help from his friends in order to avoid being grounded after breaking curfew.
07/26/1999
02:15
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E7
Spaghetti Jesus
During a blackout, a stoned young woman does something shameful with the Spaghetti Jesus.
08/02/1999
You may also like1 Video
Trailer
00:15
Watch the Emmy-Winning Schitt's Creek from the Beginning
Get to know the Rose family. Watch the hit comedy Schitt's Creek every Friday starting at 8/7c.
10/03/2020