Upright Citizens Brigade

I Call My Bitches Hoe-Mas

Season 2 • 06/21/1999

A former crackhead and his dealer make a deal over drinks.

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Diary
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An opinionated woman disrupts a peaceful cafe in order to read her diary aloud.
10/21/1998
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04:12

Bug Juice
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Two camp counselors go to extreme measures to get a bug juice thief to confess.
10/21/1998
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01:28

Little Donny's Penis
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With the enzymes from Donny's penis, scientists were able to create a new form of rocket fuel.
11/04/1998
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02:56

Little Donny
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Little Donny has more heart than most athletes twice his size.
11/04/1998
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02:09

Tammy
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If Tammy lives, she wants Little Donny to come to her party.
11/04/1998
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01:39

Baby Sparring
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A family is welcomed to the neighborhood and introduced to a favorite local sport.
06/14/1999
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03:51

Grandmaster Dialectician
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A Grandmaster Dialectician offers to teach a young man all 50 varieties of gay lisp.
06/14/1999
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02:30

We've Got a Runner
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After a baby is born with the ability to run, everyone at the hospital works to catch him by whatever means necessary.
06/14/1999
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01:14

Handy Clean Up Guys
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A man hires the Handy Clean Up Guys to clean his garage, but he doesn't get what he expected.
06/21/1999
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02:37

Psychic Detective
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A psychic works with a detective to find some stolen jewels, but his visions aren't very useful.
06/21/1999
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01:30

I Call My Bitches Hoe-Mas
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A former crack cocaine user runs into his old dealer at the bar.
06/21/1999
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01:45

Shiatsu Surprise
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A masseuse encourages her client to accept the way that his body releases pent-up emotion.
06/28/1999
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03:23

Sushi Chef
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An accountant tries to convince her client to part with his favorite employee.
06/28/1999
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04:28

Restaurant Therapy Session
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A woman learns to confront conflict through role-playing therapy sessions.
07/12/1999
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02:46

The Freedom Workout
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For one man, working out isn't about vanity or weight loss -- it's about freedom.
07/12/1999
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02:06

Eli's Skin Treatments
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Artist Eli doles out beauty treatments to his fans and employees.
07/12/1999
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03:35

Bradwick's Family Restaurant
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A detail-oriented restaurant manager trains his new hire.
07/26/1999
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02:10

Friar Busters
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A woman calls an exterminator to get a horrifying bunch of uninvited friars out of her house.
07/26/1999
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03:28

Curfew Beating
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A teen needs help from his friends in order to avoid being grounded after breaking curfew.
07/26/1999
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02:15

Spaghetti Jesus
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During a blackout, a stoned young woman does something shameful with the Spaghetti Jesus.
08/02/1999
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02:03

Fecal Jesus
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A mysterious man reminds a crowd of people gathered to see signs of Jesus not to quarrel over false idols.
08/02/1999
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