The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Ted Danson

Season 5 • 02/26/2001

Ted Danson has loads of money, thousands of awards and a beautiful wife. So why is he so grumpy on Becker?

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Headlines - The Grammys

Christina Aguilera and Moby both impress at the Grammys.
02/22/2001
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Moment of Zen - Tight Security

Jon Stewart is backstage at the Grammys and is chased out by security for filming a Moment of Zen.
02/22/2001
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Headlines - Blame That Tune

Steely Dan and U2 may have won Grammy Awards, but the real superstar is host Jon Stewart.
02/22/2001
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Star Bucks

Harrison Ford makes a record breaking fee to star in an upcoming film.
02/26/2001
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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Actor Oscar Pick

Frank DeCaro reports on the Best Actor nominations and gives us his Oscar pick.
02/26/2001
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Ticket Price Increase

Steve Carell reports Loews employees' reactions to the increase in ticket prices.
02/26/2001
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Under The Weather Channel

Stephen Colbert investigates The Weather Channel's shocking non-use of sex and violence to boost ratings.
02/26/2001
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Headlines - Oil In the Family

The people of Kuwait celebrate their liberation and former President George Bush, who rescued the tiny peace-loving kingdom.
02/26/2001
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This Just In - Deathball 2001

Some Physical Education experts want to do away with elimination games such as dodgeball.
02/26/2001
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Moment of Zen - George W. Bush and Tony Blair

George W. Bush and Tony Blair take a walk during their get acquainted session.
02/26/2001
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Ted Danson

For a while, Ted Danson had a job as a bartender on some show. Now he stars in the CBS comedy "Becker."
02/26/2001
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Headlines - Matthew Perry's Rehab

According to his publicist, Matthew Perry wants to continue his dream of entertaining people and making them laugh.
02/27/2001
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Microwave Weapon

Before using the microwave weapon, the Marines recommend covering the victim with a napkin and placing him on a rotating pan to ensure all over disfigurement.
02/27/2001
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Joe Pantaliano

Joe Pantoliano was born, raised and still lives in Hoboken, New Jersey.
02/27/2001
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Headlines - Mardi Animals

Vance DeGeneres visits a San Francisco neighborhood where runaway buses are its biggest concern.
02/27/2001
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Arnold Palmer

If you're Mr. Universe, and women's breasts are part of the universe, aren't the breasts technically yours?
02/27/2001
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Taking out the Trash

If you think PG-rated films are clean enough for the whole family, you're wrong.
02/27/2001
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Back in Black - Bomber Jacket

George W. Bush wears his bomber jacket, two cats get married in Taiwan and Roger Clinton is an idiot.
02/27/2001
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Other News - Hey, Look At Our Subs!

U.S. subs will undergo a variety of exercises like emergency surfacing. Or, how not to create an emergency when surfacing.
02/27/2001
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Moment of Zen - Roger Clinton

Roger Clinton sings live on stage with other band members.
02/27/2001
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Mardi Gras

Would you mind pouring that beer on your young friend's firm niblets again?
02/27/2001
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