The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Ted Danson

Season 5 • 02/26/2001

Ted Danson has loads of money, thousands of awards and a beautiful wife. So why is he so grumpy on Becker?

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03:25

Headlines - The Grammys
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Christina Aguilera and Moby both impress at the Grammys.
02/22/2001
00:29

Moment of Zen - Tight Security
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Jon Stewart is backstage at the Grammys and is chased out by security for filming a Moment of Zen.
02/22/2001
02:36

Headlines - Blame That Tune
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Steely Dan and U2 may have won Grammy Awards, but the real superstar is host Jon Stewart.
02/22/2001
01:17

Star Bucks
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Harrison Ford makes a record breaking fee to star in an upcoming film.
02/26/2001
03:04

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Actor Oscar Pick
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Frank DeCaro reports on the Best Actor nominations and gives us his Oscar pick.
02/26/2001
01:19

Ticket Price Increase
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Steve Carell reports Loews employees' reactions to the increase in ticket prices.
02/26/2001
04:31

Under The Weather Channel
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Stephen Colbert investigates The Weather Channel's shocking non-use of sex and violence to boost ratings.
02/26/2001
02:36

Headlines - Oil In the Family
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The people of Kuwait celebrate their liberation and former President George Bush, who rescued the tiny peace-loving kingdom.
02/26/2001
02:00

This Just In - Deathball 2001
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Some Physical Education experts want to do away with elimination games such as dodgeball.
02/26/2001
00:10

Moment of Zen - George W. Bush and Tony Blair
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George W. Bush and Tony Blair take a walk during their get acquainted session.
02/26/2001
03:40

Ted Danson
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For a while, Ted Danson had a job as a bartender on some show. Now he stars in the CBS comedy "Becker."
02/26/2001
01:02

Headlines - Matthew Perry's Rehab
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According to his publicist, Matthew Perry wants to continue his dream of entertaining people and making them laugh.
02/27/2001
01:03

Microwave Weapon
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Before using the microwave weapon, the Marines recommend covering the victim with a napkin and placing him on a rotating pan to ensure all over disfigurement.
02/27/2001
04:09

Joe Pantaliano
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Joe Pantoliano was born, raised and still lives in Hoboken, New Jersey.
02/27/2001
01:28

Headlines - Mardi Animals
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Vance DeGeneres visits a San Francisco neighborhood where runaway buses are its biggest concern.
02/27/2001
02:20

Arnold Palmer
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If you're Mr. Universe, and women's breasts are part of the universe, aren't the breasts technically yours?
02/27/2001
03:30

Taking out the Trash
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If you think PG-rated films are clean enough for the whole family, you're wrong.
02/27/2001
02:13

Back in Black - Bomber Jacket
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George W. Bush wears his bomber jacket, two cats get married in Taiwan and Roger Clinton is an idiot.
02/27/2001
01:24

Other News - Hey, Look At Our Subs!
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U.S. subs will undergo a variety of exercises like emergency surfacing. Or, how not to create an emergency when surfacing.
02/27/2001
00:13

Moment of Zen - Roger Clinton
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Roger Clinton sings live on stage with other band members.
02/27/2001
02:05

Mardi Gras
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Would you mind pouring that beer on your young friend's firm niblets again?
02/27/2001
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