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Sign Off - Goodnight

Season 9 • 06/11/2013

Stephen waves goodnight.

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The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week - Turkey - Omer Taspinar

Professor Omer Taspinar predicts further polarization between Turkey's conservative religious masses and its liberal upper class.
06/10/2013
04:50

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Edward Snowden's NSA Leaks

The NSA says it cannot intentionally target U.S. citizens -- just like how a handheld massager is for neck cramps and cannot be used to intentionally target anywhere else.
06/10/2013
00:07

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Sign Off - The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week Booth

Stephen signs off in the Sabra hummus booth.
06/10/2013
04:20

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The Imploding Muslim Country of the Week - Turkey

Stephen practices a time-honored editorial process, and Turkish protestors target Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan.
06/10/2013
03:13

The Colbert ReportS9
Cold War Update - Nuclear Launch Careers

Instead of feeling honored by their monumental duty, nuclear launch crews complain about being stuck in dead-end careers.
06/10/2013
02:45

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Chewbacca's TSA Encounter

The TSA finally joins the Empire in their fight against the Rebel Alliance by detaining Star Wars actor Peter Mayhew.
06/11/2013
05:42

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Daniel Bergner

"What Do Women Want?" author Daniel Bergner explains that women may be just as promiscuous as men.
06/11/2013
03:21

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PRISM Surveillance Program - Jeffrey Rosen

The National Constitution Center's Jeffrey Rosen stands by the Fourth Amendment, which says the government cannot perform general data searches on an ongoing basis.
06/11/2013
00:42

The Colbert ReportS9
Intro - 6/11/13

The NSA spies on Americans, the TSA cracks down during travel season, and Daniel Bergner claims women's sexual desire matches men's.
06/11/2013
08:08

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PRISM Surveillance Program

Conservatives applaud Obama for imitating George W. Bush, and The Guardian wants a Pulitzer for printing Edward Snowden's NSA revelations.
06/11/2013
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen signs off with a jazzy wave.
06/11/2013
06:12

The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen Colbert's Tribute to Having Paul McCartney on His Show

The most successful songwriter of all time, Sir Paul McCartney, agrees to do an hour-long show with six performances.
06/12/2013
03:25

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NSA Scandal Developments

Edward Snowden gets fired, the government picks through yottabytes of data, and PRISM officials calculate a target's "foreignness."
06/12/2013
12:03

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Paul McCartney

Paul McCartney discusses the reissue of "Wings Over America," recalls recording "Band on the Run" in Nigeria and debates the pronunciation of "schedule."
06/12/2013
04:11

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NYC Bike Share

The Wall Street Journal's Dorothy Rabinowitz speaks out against Michael Bloomberg's pedal-powered plague.
06/12/2013
03:29

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Remembering Lorna Colbert

Stephen tells the Colbert Nation a little bit about his mother, Lorna Colbert, who died at age 92.
06/19/2013
04:49

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The Postal Service

Jimmy Tamborello, Ben Gibbard and Jenny Lewis celebrate the 10th anniversary of their album, "Give Up."
06/19/2013
04:24

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Tip/Wag - Wall Street & North Carolina

Wall Street invests in house flipping to create America's second massive housing bubble, and North Carolina goes after public road freeloaders.
06/19/2013
04:03

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Cap'n Crunch Scandal

If Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch is lying about his U.S. naval rank, what else is he lying about?
06/19/2013
00:10

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Sign Off - Stage Fall

Stephen fake faints like his late mother taught him.
06/19/2013
03:56

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Iran's Presidential Election

Iran elects a moderate -- which means, instead of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calling for Israelis to be driven into the sea, they'll be nudged into a lake.
06/20/2013
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