The Colbert Report
The Word - Expecting
Season 2 E 144 • 10/14/2006
Stephen fears the gays will use womb transplants to have butt babies.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Brian Schweitzer
Stephen is disappointed to learn from Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer that the state has given into the Feds and adopted speed limits.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Congratulatory Mail
Stephen has received the first piece of congratulatory mail for the one-year anniversary of The Report. Enclosed is two dollars, which he intends to keep.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130Exclusive - Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 4th - Carol Gay
Stephen plays the hot button issue lightning round with candidate Carol Gay.
The Colbert ReportS2 E130North Korean Weapons Test Scare
An earthquake in Southeast Asia prompted fears that North Korea was testing another nuclear weapon. Stephen says Kim Jong-il should bring it on.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Jeff Swartz
CEO of Timberland, Jeff Swartz, argues that you can run a corporation and have a positive impact on the environment at the same time.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Stephen Jr. in Canada
Since his release from captivity, Stephen Jr. has ventured off to Canada, but with your help, Stephen thinks we can get him to come back to America.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Vote For Gail Jingle
Stephen blames Gail Parker, the independent candidate in Virginia, for the Republicans losing control of the Senate.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Kid Activity Corner - Nancy Pelosi Hand Turkeys
To help decorate for Thanksgiving, Stephen gives step by step instructions on how to create your very own Nancy Pelosi hand turkey.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Lesbian Roles
Stephen delivers the big news about Eva Longoria and Beyonce not playing lesbian lovers in an upcoming movie.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Intro - 10/14/06
In this episode, Stephen looks at the possibilities of getting a new womb, finds out what the rest of the world thinks of our election and interviews Timberland CEO Jeffrey Swartz.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144The Word - Expecting
Stephen suggests that the Republican senators who lost their seats be impregnated with a womb transplant to save the embryos they wanted to destroy.
The Colbert ReportS2 E104Intro - 8/15/06
Ways to increase voter turnout, everything you need to know about today's top stories, and David Gergen -- who can finally answer the question: Bush, great or greatest?
The Colbert ReportS2 E104All You Need to Know - Proper Condom Use
Stephen gives you All You Need To Know about the Mexican elections, Pluto's planetary status, the West African rhino and how to put on a condom.
The Colbert ReportS2 E104David Gergen
Stephen has heard that David Gergen is a moderate Republican, and he wants some answers about exactly how that makes any sense.
The Colbert ReportS2 E104Sharing the Spotlight with Ahmadinejad
First Stephen had to share the cover of Newsweek with Iranian President Ahmadinejad -- and now he has to share "60 Minutes," too.
The Colbert ReportS2 E104The Word - Dumb-ocracy
Stephen doesn't like the idea of fining people who don't vote, since it punishes the poor. He'd prefer to pay the poor not to vote and empower them with lottery tickets.
The Colbert ReportS2 E104Hungarian Bridge Progress Report
Votes in favor of naming a bridge in Hungary after Stephen: 1,774. That's only 1,212,386 votes behind the leader!
The Colbert ReportS2 E131The Wave
Stephen has decided to honor Crazy George by starting the wave across all of Stadium America.
The Colbert ReportS2 E131Tip/Wag - Midterm Elections Edition
Stephen tips his hat to Air America for filing for bankruptcy protection at the right time -- just before midterm elections.
The Colbert ReportS2 E131Bush Impersonator Impersonator
Fox News gave poor marks to a Bush impersonator who appeared with Barbra Streisand, despite praising him when he appeared with Bush.