The Colbert Report
Saudi Arabia Press Restrictions
Season 5 • 06/02/2009
American journalists don't need Saudi Arabia telling them to only report on President Obama.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sonia Sotomayor's Nomination - Jeffrey Toobin
After 106 white male Supreme Court justices, Jeffrey Toobin thinks it might be time to change the court dynamics.
The Colbert ReportS5 Guns in National Parks
Thanks to Tom Coburn and the NRA, campers need no longer live in fear of being carjacked by a bison.
The Colbert ReportS5 Supreme Court Press
Sonia Sotomayor's nomination sends a terrible message to all the white boys out there who dream of having their judicial reputations destroyed by the media.
The Colbert ReportS5 Byron Dorgan
Byron Dorgan doesn't believe in the kind of banking modernization that caused the Great Depression.
The Colbert ReportS5 Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - United Arab Emirates
When in the Persian Gulf, do as the Persians do, so Stephen's packing a box of their official Sheik condoms.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cheating Death - Cheerios, Soda Paralysis & Oprah's Crazy Talk
Cheerios marketing receives FDA scrutiny, soda drinkers face paralysis, and Oprah endorses dubious health advice.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/2/09
The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects kids from erectile dysfunction advertising.
The Colbert ReportS5 Jim Moran vs. Viagra
Jim Moran introduces a bill that will ban erectile dysfunction ads from running during the day.
The Colbert ReportS5 Katty Kay
Katty Kay explains the significant value of women in the workplace, even though they work in different ways than men.
The Colbert ReportS5 Best Audience of the Night
This was Stephen's best audience of the night.
The Colbert ReportS5 Saudi Arabia Press Restrictions
Saudi Arabia needlessly warns American journalists traveling with President Obama against reporting on anything other than Obama.
The Colbert ReportS5 Eric Schlosser
Eric Schlosser exposes the bizarre development of science-fiction factory farming systems over the last 30 years.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - I Do, You Don't
All marriages shouldn't be equal, but there should be so many separate kinds of marriage that the gays don't feel singled out.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/3/09
California allows some gay couples to stay married, and Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson & GM
Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson stands up against big government, and GM fires its robots.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - "The Hollow Men"
This is the way the show ends Not with a bang but a whimper.
The Colbert ReportS5 We Have a Death Star!
Now that America has a Death Star, Stephen works on his telekinetic choking abilities.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/4/09
Wikipedia takes on the Church of Scientology, and the latest on abstinence-only education will be worth the wait.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Just Don't Do It
Teens, sex is as natural as the birds and the bees because you will be stung to death and have your eyes violently pecked out.
The Colbert ReportS5 Wikipedia Bans Scientologists
Wikipedia bans Scientologists after finding Tom Cruise's entry listing him as 5'10".