The Colbert Report
Saudi Arabia Press Restrictions
Season 5 • 06/02/2009
American journalists don't need Saudi Arabia telling them to only report on President Obama.
Sonia Sotomayor's Nomination - Jeffrey ToobinThe Colbert ReportS5
After 106 white male Supreme Court justices, Jeffrey Toobin thinks it might be time to change the court dynamics.
Guns in National ParksThe Colbert ReportS5
Thanks to Tom Coburn and the NRA, campers need no longer live in fear of being carjacked by a bison.
Supreme Court PressThe Colbert ReportS5
Sonia Sotomayor's nomination sends a terrible message to all the white boys out there who dream of having their judicial reputations destroyed by the media.
Byron DorganThe Colbert ReportS5
Byron Dorgan doesn't believe in the kind of banking modernization that caused the Great Depression.
Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - United Arab EmiratesThe Colbert ReportS5
When in the Persian Gulf, do as the Persians do, so Stephen's packing a box of their official Sheik condoms.
Cheating Death - Cheerios, Soda Paralysis & Oprah's Crazy TalkThe Colbert ReportS5
Cheerios marketing receives FDA scrutiny, soda drinkers face paralysis, and Oprah endorses dubious health advice.
Intro - 6/2/09The Colbert ReportS5
The FDA challenges medical claims made by Cheerios, and Jim Moran protects kids from erectile dysfunction advertising.
Jim Moran vs. ViagraThe Colbert ReportS5
Jim Moran introduces a bill that will ban erectile dysfunction ads from running during the day.
Katty KayThe Colbert ReportS5
Katty Kay explains the significant value of women in the workplace, even though they work in different ways than men.
Best Audience of the NightThe Colbert ReportS5
This was Stephen's best audience of the night.
Saudi Arabia Press RestrictionsThe Colbert ReportS5
Saudi Arabia needlessly warns American journalists traveling with President Obama against reporting on anything other than Obama.
Eric Schlosser - "Food, Inc."The Colbert ReportS5
Eric Schlosser, co-producer of the documentary film "Food, Inc.," talks about the link between the rise of factory farms in the U.S. and the heightened risk of foodborne illnesses.
The Word - I Do, You Don'tThe Colbert ReportS5
All marriages shouldn't be equal, but there should be so many separate kinds of marriage that the gays don't feel singled out.
Intro - 6/3/09The Colbert ReportS5
California allows some gay couples to stay married, and Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July.
Tip/Wag - 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson & GMThe Colbert ReportS5
Obama invites Iran to celebrate 4th of July, Craig T. Nelson stands up against big government, and GM fires its robots.
Sign Off - "The Hollow Men"The Colbert ReportS5
This is the way the show ends Not with a bang but a whimper.
We Have a Death Star!The Colbert ReportS5
Now that America has a Death Star, Stephen works on his telekinetic choking abilities.
Intro - 6/4/09The Colbert ReportS5
Wikipedia takes on the Church of Scientology, and the latest on abstinence-only education will be worth the wait.
The Word - Just Don't Do ItThe Colbert ReportS5
Teens, sex is as natural as the birds and the bees because you will be stung to death and have your eyes violently pecked out.
Wikipedia Bans ScientologistsThe Colbert ReportS5
Wikipedia bans Scientologists after finding Tom Cruise's entry listing him as 5'10".
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