The Colbert Report

The Word - Aggravated Assault

Season 2 • 02/02/2006

This Super Bowl is between an industrial town and a city that calls the Space Needle a skyscraper.

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04:06

The Word - You're Welcome
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Overcome by the sacrifices of the American worker, Stephen is moved to write a tribute poem.
02/01/2006
05:48

Emily Yoffe
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Slate's Emily Yoffe tells Stephen about her time as a phone psychic, a nude model and a bleeding street performer.
02/01/2006
00:28

Intro - 2/1/06
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Tonight, a salute to the American worker, a debate with cowardly liberal radio host Russ Lieber, and Stephen tells Emily Yoffe to get a real job.
02/01/2006
00:25

Sign Off - Blue Collar Workday
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It's the end of another blue collar workday for Stephen -- time for a frosty, cold, non-alcoholic malt beverage.
02/01/2006
06:21

Christine Todd Whitman
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Christine Todd Whitman's concern about political discourse in this country prompts Stephen to cut off her mic.
02/02/2006
05:57

Better Know a District - New York's 8th - Jerrold Nadler
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Representative Jerrold Nadler would have voted against the USA Patriot Act even if it had been called the USA Patriot Act of America: Love It or Leave It.
02/02/2006
01:06

Groundhog Day Forecast
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Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter, which makes him smarter than all those global warming scientists.
02/02/2006
02:00

Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili
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Around the Colbert household, Super Bowl Sunday means only one thing: Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili.
02/02/2006
00:12

Sign Off - TiVo
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If you TiVoed this episode and didn't watch the commercials, Stephen wants you to go back and watch them all twice.
02/02/2006
00:28

Intro - 2/2/06
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Christine Todd Whitman will tell Stephen about resisting the religious right. Then Pat Robertson will send her a tornado.
02/02/2006
03:29

The Word - Aggravated Assault
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This year's Super Bowl is between Pittsburgh and Seattle -- a meat-and-potatoes industrial town vs. a city that calls the Space Needle a skyscraper.
02/02/2006
00:07

To Be Continued
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A resilient Stephen says goodnight -- for now.
02/06/2006
01:18

Birth Day Off
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Stephen Colbert questions the integrity of Jon Stewart, who took off from work the day his child was born.
02/06/2006
03:42

The Word - Metaphorically
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Stephen explains that you must interpret President Bush's words metaphorically, not literally.
02/06/2006
06:54

Barbara Boxer
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Senator Barbara Boxer rates President Bush and allows Stephen to read a passage from her novel, " A Time To Run."
02/06/2006
00:10

Fract - Native American State Names
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Many states are named after Native American words or tribes.
02/06/2006
00:33

Intro - 2/6/06
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America's foreign oil dependency, a controversial Danish cartoon and Senator Barbara Boxer's rise to power are all discussed in this episode of The Colbert Report.
02/06/2006
04:35

ThreatDown - Killer Bees
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From Eastern liberal newspapers to killer bees, Stephen runs down the top five threats to America.
02/06/2006
01:33

The Golden Corner
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Stephen Colbert runs down famous news stories featured in Newsweek's "Golden Corner."
02/06/2006
01:28

Western Union
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Stephen honors the death of the telegram with a spot on his bookshelf.
02/07/2006
05:49

James Woolsey
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James Woolsey gives the president two and a half cheers for his State of the Union pledge to cut dependence on oil.
02/07/2006
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