The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 06/15/2011
Old man McCain would be president if it weren't for those meddling kids.
The Colbert ReportS7 Janny Scott
Janny Scott thinks the real story of Barack Obama's mother is far more interesting than the oversimplified version.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 6/14/11
Stephen names the GOP debate winner, examines "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Marshmallows
Stephen shoves marshmallows in his mouth.
The Colbert ReportS7 Elephants in the Room
Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy at the second Republican debate, and Tim Pawlenty runs for Mitt Romney's vice president.
The Colbert ReportS7 Iran Bans Necklaces and Shorts
Stephen calls on his Iranian brothers to embrace the bedrock Western value of short shorts.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Shock the Vote
There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare."
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 6/15/11
Republicans hope to attract the youth vote, seniors face a shocking threat, and Keith Olbermann returns to television.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Stephen Wears Shorts
Stephen rubs Purell on his bare legs.
The Colbert ReportS7 Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann refuses to acknowledge Bill O'Reilly's victory and doesn't miss having to shave every day.
The Colbert ReportS7 Senior Moment - Pot Smoking Seniors
Seniors will soon be crocheting black light posters and syncing Perry Como's "Lightly Latin" with season three of "Murder She Wrote."
The Colbert ReportS7 Kindergarten GOP
The GOP brand is about as popular with kids as an episode of "60 Minutes" hosted by a tube of Sensodyne.
The Colbert ReportS7 ThreatDown - Moo Shu Man-Milk, Centenarians & Robo-Slackers
Chinese cows produce human breast milk, America's population of 100-year-olds doubles, and scientists build a robot that can juggle.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Bon Iver Bonus Song
Florence and the Machine will join Stephen for day two of StePhest Colbchella '011.
The Colbert ReportS7 StePhest Colbchella '011 - Rock You Like a Thirst-Icane
Dr Pepper and Stephen are so excited to have a week of great bands, including Bon Iver, Florence and the Machine, Talib Kweli, and Jack White.
The Colbert ReportS7 Justin Vernon
Justin Vernon might have written a club album if he had been sick with St. Vitus Dance instead of mono.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 6/20/11
Stephen kicks off his summer concert series, looks at new developments in technology and welcomes Bon Iver.
The Colbert ReportS7 2011: A Rock Odyssey Featuring Jack White Pt. 1
Stephen urges Jack White to sell yogurt with the White Stripes' "Seven Nation Army."
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Talib Kweli Tomorrow
Talib Kweli will be spitting rhymes and dropping science tomorrow.
The Colbert ReportS7 StePhest Colbchella '011 - Stephen Revives His Music Career
After his Billboard-eligible hit, "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)," Stephen decides to jump back into the music business.
The Colbert ReportS7 Florence Welch
Florence Welch recalls being discovered while singing drunkenly in a girl's bathroom.
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