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Digital Watch - Text Messaging

Season 7 • 04/03/2003

Text messaging is yet another future enslaver of the human race.

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Black - Back in Black - Support Our Troops

Lewis Black profiles the American companies cashing in on supporting our troops.
04/02/2003
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Headlines - Like Aversion

Madonna pulls a controversial music video, "American Life," from her website for fear of offending the troops.
04/02/2003
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Preview - 4/3/03

Jon previews tomorrow night's show and plugs "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn."
04/02/2003
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Moment of Zen - Rock It

A military rock band plays and a soldier dances.
04/02/2003
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Colin Farrell

Colin Farrell discusses penis size, foreskins and the Irish Curse.
04/03/2003
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Networks of the Battle Stars - VJ Day

In order to support the war effort, MTV has removed the playing of certain songs and bands from its broadcast.
04/03/2003
03:48

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Ass Whomping

The media's role in covering this war should be the accurate and objective description of the hellacious ass wamping we're handing the Iraqis.
04/03/2003
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Headlines - Department of Defensive

Donald Rumsfeld and his generals grow testy with the press' questioning of pre-war planning.
04/03/2003
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Moment of Zen - America's News Channel?

A Fox News commercial impugns Peter Arnett and MSNBC.
04/03/2003
00:43

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Preview - 4/7/03

Stephen Colbert meets with an anti-war politician and tells a knock, knock joke.
04/03/2003
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Digital Watch - Text Messaging

Ed Helms investigates the convenience of the newest handmaiden of progress.
04/03/2003
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Freedom 'Raq Pt. 2

Learn to tell the difference between anti-war songs and pro-war songs.
04/07/2003
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Moment of Zen - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf talks to the press following the siege of Baghdad International Airport.
04/07/2003
01:10

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Freedom 'Raq Pt. 1

Several musicians and musical groups release a compilation of protest songs under the name Peace Not War.
04/07/2003
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Ad Nauseam - Ads Are Everywhere

New research shows that the average consumer is exposed to more than 1,000 advertisements each week.
04/07/2003
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Intro - April Snow

Jon woke up to find six inches of snow on the ground outside.
04/07/2003
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Headlines - New York Public Health

Mayor Michael Bloomberg wages a fight for the lungs and cardiovascular systems of New Yorkers.
04/07/2003
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Martha Burk

Martha Burk, chair of the National Council of Women's Organizations, has been leading the fight to admit women to the Augusta National Golf Club.
04/07/2003
03:01

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Headlines - Gate Crashers

After a brief battle, American troops gained possession of Baghdad International Airport.
04/07/2003
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Showdown: Iraq? - Saddam Hussein's Control

Coalition spokespeople have confirmed that Saddam no longer controls the entire room, only the bed and night table region.
04/08/2003
02:43

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Saddam's Existence

Saddam Hussein is like the tooth fairy: we don't know that much about her either, except that she has an insatiable hunger for our teeth.
04/08/2003
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