YOUR FAVORITE COMEDY CENTRAL SHOWS ARE ON PARAMOUNT+
TRY PARAMOUNT+ FOR FREE
Home
Shows
Awkwafina is Nora from Queens
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head
Comedy Central Roasts
Crank Yankers
The Daily Show
RENO 911!
South Park
Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the News
ALL SHOWS
FULL EPISODES
PLUTO TV
TV Schedule
LIVE TV
Stand-Up
Digital Originals
Original Movies
A Clüsterfünke Christmas
Cursed Friends
Hot Mess Holiday
Out Of Office
Reno 911!: It's A Wonderful Heist
All Movies
App
SHOP
The Daily Show Shop
South Park Shop
Comedy Central Shop
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Menu
Episodes & Videos
About
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Digital Watch - Text Messaging
Season 7 • 04/03/2003
Text messaging is yet another future enslaver of the human race.
More
Watching
02:22
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Black - Back in Black - Support Our Troops
Lewis Black profiles the American companies cashing in on supporting our troops.
04/02/2003
02:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - Like Aversion
Madonna pulls a controversial music video, "American Life," from her website for fear of offending the troops.
04/02/2003
00:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Preview - 4/3/03
Jon previews tomorrow night's show and plugs "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn."
04/02/2003
00:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Rock It
A military rock band plays and a soldier dances.
04/02/2003
04:46
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Colin Farrell
Colin Farrell discusses penis size, foreskins and the Irish Curse.
04/03/2003
01:54
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Networks of the Battle Stars - VJ Day
In order to support the war effort, MTV has removed the playing of certain songs and bands from its broadcast.
04/03/2003
03:48
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ass Whomping
The media's role in covering this war should be the accurate and objective description of the hellacious ass wamping we're handing the Iraqis.
04/03/2003
04:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - Department of Defensive
Donald Rumsfeld and his generals grow testy with the press' questioning of pre-war planning.
04/03/2003
00:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - America's News Channel?
A Fox News commercial impugns Peter Arnett and MSNBC.
04/03/2003
00:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Preview - 4/7/03
Stephen Colbert meets with an anti-war politician and tells a knock, knock joke.
04/03/2003
03:56
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Digital Watch - Text Messaging
Ed Helms investigates the convenience of the newest handmaiden of progress.
04/03/2003
01:39
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Freedom 'Raq Pt. 2
Learn to tell the difference between anti-war songs and pro-war songs.
04/07/2003
00:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf talks to the press following the siege of Baghdad International Airport.
04/07/2003
01:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Freedom 'Raq Pt. 1
Several musicians and musical groups release a compilation of protest songs under the name Peace Not War.
04/07/2003
04:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ad Nauseam - Ads Are Everywhere
New research shows that the average consumer is exposed to more than 1,000 advertisements each week.
04/07/2003
01:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Intro - April Snow
Jon woke up to find six inches of snow on the ground outside.
04/07/2003
01:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - New York Public Health
Mayor Michael Bloomberg wages a fight for the lungs and cardiovascular systems of New Yorkers.
04/07/2003
06:48
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Martha Burk
Martha Burk, chair of the National Council of Women's Organizations, has been leading the fight to admit women to the Augusta National Golf Club.
04/07/2003
03:01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - Gate Crashers
After a brief battle, American troops gained possession of Baghdad International Airport.
04/07/2003
03:02
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Showdown: Iraq? - Saddam Hussein's Control
Coalition spokespeople have confirmed that Saddam no longer controls the entire room, only the bed and night table region.
04/08/2003
02:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Saddam's Existence
Saddam Hussein is like the tooth fairy: we don't know that much about her either, except that she has an insatiable hunger for our teeth.
04/08/2003
You may also like
5 Videos
Trailer
00:15
The Daily Show
S28
Guest Host Chelsea Handler Helms The Daily Show Desk
Comedian Chelsea Handler takes over for a wild week as guest host of The Daily Show, starting Monday, February 6 at 11/10c.
02/03/2023
Trailer
00:30
South Park
S26
There's No Place Like South Park
It's feeling a lot like home on an all-new season of South Park, premiering Wednesday, February 8, at 10/9c.
01/26/2023
Trailer
00:15
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head Is Back
Your favorite Texas slackers are ready for more mayhem when Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head arrives on Wednesday, February 8, at 10:30/9:30c.
01/26/2023
Trailer
00:15
South Park
S26
Brace Yourself for New South Park Adventures
Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are back for a new season of South Park, premiering Wednesday, February 8, at 10/9c.
01/23/2023
Trailer
01:00
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022