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Digital Watch - Text Messaging

Season 7 • 04/03/2003

Text messaging is yet another future enslaver of the human race.

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02:22

Black - Back in Black - Support Our Troops
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Lewis Black profiles the American companies cashing in on supporting our troops.
04/02/2003
02:21

Headlines - Like Aversion
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Madonna pulls a controversial music video, "American Life," from her website for fear of offending the troops.
04/02/2003
00:16

Preview - 4/3/03
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Jon previews tomorrow night's show and plugs "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn."
04/02/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - Rock It
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A military rock band plays and a soldier dances.
04/02/2003
04:46

Colin Farrell
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Colin Farrell discusses penis size, foreskins and the Irish Curse.
04/03/2003
01:54

Networks of the Battle Stars - VJ Day
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In order to support the war effort, MTV has removed the playing of certain songs and bands from its broadcast.
04/03/2003
03:48

Ass Whomping
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The media's role in covering this war should be the accurate and objective description of the hellacious ass wamping we're handing the Iraqis.
04/03/2003
04:18

Headlines - Department of Defensive
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Donald Rumsfeld and his generals grow testy with the press' questioning of pre-war planning.
04/03/2003
00:20

Moment of Zen - America's News Channel?
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A Fox News commercial impugns Peter Arnett and MSNBC.
04/03/2003
00:43

Preview - 4/7/03
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Stephen Colbert meets with an anti-war politician and tells a knock, knock joke.
04/03/2003
03:56

Digital Watch - Text Messaging
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Ed Helms investigates the convenience of the newest handmaiden of progress.
04/03/2003
01:39

Freedom 'Raq Pt. 2
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Learn to tell the difference between anti-war songs and pro-war songs.
04/07/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
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Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf talks to the press following the siege of Baghdad International Airport.
04/07/2003
01:10

Freedom 'Raq Pt. 1
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Several musicians and musical groups release a compilation of protest songs under the name Peace Not War.
04/07/2003
04:35

Ad Nauseam - Ads Are Everywhere
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New research shows that the average consumer is exposed to more than 1,000 advertisements each week.
04/07/2003
01:04

Intro - April Snow
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Jon woke up to find six inches of snow on the ground outside.
04/07/2003
01:18

Headlines - New York Public Health
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Mayor Michael Bloomberg wages a fight for the lungs and cardiovascular systems of New Yorkers.
04/07/2003
06:48

Martha Burk
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Martha Burk, chair of the National Council of Women's Organizations, has been leading the fight to admit women to the Augusta National Golf Club.
04/07/2003
03:01

Headlines - Gate Crashers
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After a brief battle, American troops gained possession of Baghdad International Airport.
04/07/2003
03:02

Showdown: Iraq? - Saddam Hussein's Control
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Coalition spokespeople have confirmed that Saddam no longer controls the entire room, only the bed and night table region.
04/08/2003
02:43

Saddam's Existence
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Saddam Hussein is like the tooth fairy: we don't know that much about her either, except that she has an insatiable hunger for our teeth.
04/08/2003
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