The Colbert Report
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Season 6 E 65 • 05/10/2010

That's it for The Report, everybody.

Watching

05:24

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Stewart Brand

Stewart Brand accepts the use of nuclear power because he wants to see us get off all the fossil fuels.
05/06/2010
01:35

The Colbert ReportS6 E64
White People Prayer Gap

Franklin Graham calls Islam an evil religion that practices murder, and white people are getting outprayed.
05/06/2010
05:51

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British Election Couverage - Andrew Sullivan

As the polls close in Great Britain's parliamentary election, Andrew Sullivan predicts chaotic results.
05/06/2010
06:32

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Movies That Are Destroying America - 2010 Summer Movie Edition

"Prince of Persia" glamorizes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "Sex and the City 2" cheats on America, and "Iron Man 2" hasn't advertised enough.
05/06/2010
00:06

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Sign Off - The USA Today

Stephen says goodnight while reading The USA Today.
05/06/2010
07:07

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Greece Wither Soon - Scheherazade Rehman

Scheherazade Rehman says the Germans did the right thing by bailing out Greece, but it was too little, too late.
05/10/2010
04:47

The Colbert ReportS6 E65
Oil Containment Solution Randomizer

Stephen offers BP ways to shut off the geyser in the Gulf with his Oil Containment Solution Randomizer.
05/10/2010
00:35

The Colbert ReportS6 E65
Intro - 5/10/10

Stephen thinks of ways to stop the Gulf oil spill, and Gary Johnson wants to raise money by legalizing pot.
05/10/2010
05:01

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Gary Johnson

Gary Johnson wants the government to decriminalize marijuana and tell kids the truth about smoking pot.
05/10/2010
02:27

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House Returns the Favor

Dr. House's photo sits proudly on Stephen's shelf in a place of honor, next to his coin purse made from a bull's scrotum.
05/10/2010
00:02

The Colbert ReportS6 E65
Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody.
05/10/2010
02:59

The Colbert ReportS6 E66
Australian Sperm Shortage

Stephen's Formula 401: G'Day Egg! was formulated in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse.
05/11/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - WristStrong Arm

Stephen waves goodnight with his numb, cadmium-tainted WristStrong arm.
05/11/2010
02:49

The Colbert ReportS6 E66
Consumer Alert - Best Friends Charm Bracelets

Lacing children's jewelry with heavy metal is a great way to teach our kids about the periodic table.
05/11/2010
00:35

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Intro - 5/11/10

Conservatives try to derail Elena Kagan's nomination, Australia gets a new import, and Hampton Sides knows a lot about Dr. King's death.
05/11/2010
05:14

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Hampton Sides

Hampton Sides talks about what motivated James Earl Ray to assassinate Martin Luther King Jr.
05/11/2010
08:32

The Colbert ReportS6 E66
Kagan Worship - Dahlia Lithwick

Dahlia Lithwick is willing to bet that Elena Kagan's confirmation hearings are going to focus on her lack of judicial experience.
05/11/2010
05:16

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ThreatDown - Military Food Police, Jazz Robots & Pretty Girls

Childhood obesity threatens America's security, a jazz robot improvises with human players, and attractive women give men heart disease.
05/12/2010
01:54

The Colbert ReportS6 E67
Controlled Burn of a Natural Gas

Stephen demonstrates how easy it is to do a controlled burn of a natural gas release.
05/12/2010
00:39

The Colbert ReportS6 E67
Intro - 5/12/10

The military needs to invade fun places like Farmville, and Deepak Chopra talks about embracing your dark side.
05/12/2010
06:52

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Deepak Chopra

According to Deepak Chopra, Stephen's dark side is arrogance, but his gift is bringing comic relief to America.
05/12/2010