The Colbert Report

Intro - 7/18/12

Season 8 • 07/18/2012

Scripture becomes more accessible, and Annise Parker is Houston's first openly gay mayor.

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Thought for Food - Caffeine Edition - Funeral Home Starbucks & Car Coffee Makers

Nothing soothes the pain of losing a loved one like your eulogy being drowned out by Starbucks employees making frappachinos.
07/16/2012
04:54

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Anne-Marie Slaughter

Princeton University professor Anne-Marie Slaughter stresses that women need better job choices, ones that equally accommodate a family and full career.
07/16/2012
05:13

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Who's Honoring Me Now? - Philadelphia's Rosenbach Museum and Library

Rosenbach Museum curator Derick Dreher doubts that a Bud Light Lime bottle played an important role in the creation of Stephen's "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" manuscript.
07/17/2012
03:47

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Nas

Nas shares his passion for rapping, thoughts on retirement, and the inspiration behind his 10th album cover.
07/17/2012
02:44

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Nevada's "None of the Above" Is Fearsome Foe for GOP

The whole message of Mitt Romney's campaign is "I'm not Barack Obama," while a Nevada foe demonstrates all the conservative credentials Mitt lacks.
07/17/2012
05:22

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The Word - On the Straight & Narrow-Minded

The minds of young people are being poisoned by knowledge, but thankfully Texas is the Large Hadron Collider of denying science.
07/17/2012
05:11

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"Struggling" Waiters & Waitresses at Mitt Romney's Fundraiser

For some reason Mitt Romney has gained this reputation as a guy who can't identify with the common man, no matter how hard he fires them.
07/18/2012
05:31

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Annise Parker

Mayor Annise Parker highlights Houston's largest industries and talks about being the first openly gay mayor of a major American city.
07/18/2012
03:39

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Stephen Colbert's meTunes - Def Leppard's "Forgeries" of Old Hits

The cheeky British lads who invaded America and changed music forever, Def Leppard, launch a new career as the world's best Def Leppard cover band.
07/18/2012
04:52

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Tip/Wag - Christian Tablet Computer & Rock-Paper-Scissors Robot

Christians get to ignore their families with mindless procrastination, and Japan's mechanical menace always rides shotgun.
07/18/2012
00:38

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Intro - 7/18/12

There's a new way to connect with the Scriptures, Mitt Romney reaches out to his constituency, and Houston's Mayor Annise Parker joins Stephen.
07/18/2012
05:21

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Lisa Jackson

Lisa Jackson details the EPA's founding under Richard Nixon, the importance of healthy communities, and the effects of mercury on children's IQ.
07/19/2012
03:04

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Canada's Economic Growth Despite Melting Currency

America is winning at losing the economic race, and Canada learns nothing from the story of Hanukkah.
07/19/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
07/19/2012
02:11

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Fred Willard Arrested for Lewd Conduct

L.A.'s Tiki Theatre is for gentlemen who still appreciate seeing movies on the big silver -- movies like "Tollbooth Sluts 4."
07/19/2012
04:59

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Libor Interest Rate Scandal - Dave Leonhardt

The best way to restore faith in the banking system is with a trust fall over a cliff, and Dave Leonhardt explains why Libor is not like cupcakes.
07/19/2012
05:17

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Libor Interest Rate Scandal

Traders set bank-lending rates after weighing factors like investor confidence, the money supply, the human anus and yanking things out of it.
07/19/2012
05:23

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Shepard Smith's Personal Reporting Style

Shepard Smith is like the trumpet player who got bored and decided to play out of rhythm and accidentally invented jazz.
07/23/2012
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
07/23/2012
05:15

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Partisan Speculation Over Colorado Shooter

The Aurora shooting tragedy may have prompted foolish reassessment of something as settled as gun control law.
07/23/2012
00:35

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Intro - 7/23/12

Fox News takes it to the next level, partisanship goes too far, and filmmaker Vikram Gandhi gets people to believe he is a prophet.
07/23/2012
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