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Intro - 7/18/12
Season 8 • 07/18/2012
Scripture becomes more accessible, and Annise Parker is Houston's first openly gay mayor.
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04:17
The Colbert Report
S8
Thought for Food - Caffeine Edition - Funeral Home Starbucks & Car Coffee Makers
Nothing soothes the pain of losing a loved one like your eulogy being drowned out by Starbucks employees making frappachinos.
07/16/2012
04:54
The Colbert Report
S8
Anne-Marie Slaughter
Princeton University professor Anne-Marie Slaughter stresses that women need better job choices, ones that equally accommodate a family and full career.
07/16/2012
05:13
The Colbert Report
S8
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Philadelphia's Rosenbach Museum and Library
Rosenbach Museum curator Derick Dreher doubts that a Bud Light Lime bottle played an important role in the creation of Stephen's "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" manuscript.
07/17/2012
03:47
The Colbert Report
S8
Nas
Nas shares his passion for rapping, thoughts on retirement, and the inspiration behind his 10th album cover.
07/17/2012
02:44
The Colbert Report
S8
Nevada's "None of the Above" Is Fearsome Foe for GOP
The whole message of Mitt Romney's campaign is "I'm not Barack Obama," while a Nevada foe demonstrates all the conservative credentials Mitt lacks.
07/17/2012
05:22
The Colbert Report
S8
The Word - On the Straight & Narrow-Minded
The minds of young people are being poisoned by knowledge, but thankfully Texas is the Large Hadron Collider of denying science.
07/17/2012
05:11
The Colbert Report
S8
"Struggling" Waiters & Waitresses at Mitt Romney's Fundraiser
For some reason Mitt Romney has gained this reputation as a guy who can't identify with the common man, no matter how hard he fires them.
07/18/2012
05:31
The Colbert Report
S8
Annise Parker
Mayor Annise Parker highlights Houston's largest industries and talks about being the first openly gay mayor of a major American city.
07/18/2012
03:39
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen Colbert's meTunes - Def Leppard's "Forgeries" of Old Hits
The cheeky British lads who invaded America and changed music forever, Def Leppard, launch a new career as the world's best Def Leppard cover band.
07/18/2012
04:52
The Colbert Report
S8
Tip/Wag - Christian Tablet Computer & Rock-Paper-Scissors Robot
Christians get to ignore their families with mindless procrastination, and Japan's mechanical menace always rides shotgun.
07/18/2012
00:38
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 7/18/12
There's a new way to connect with the Scriptures, Mitt Romney reaches out to his constituency, and Houston's Mayor Annise Parker joins Stephen.
07/18/2012
05:21
The Colbert Report
S8
Lisa Jackson
Lisa Jackson details the EPA's founding under Richard Nixon, the importance of healthy communities, and the effects of mercury on children's IQ.
07/19/2012
03:04
The Colbert Report
S8
Canada's Economic Growth Despite Melting Currency
America is winning at losing the economic race, and Canada learns nothing from the story of Hanukkah.
07/19/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
07/19/2012
02:11
The Colbert Report
S8
Fred Willard Arrested for Lewd Conduct
L.A.'s Tiki Theatre is for gentlemen who still appreciate seeing movies on the big silver -- movies like "Tollbooth Sluts 4."
07/19/2012
04:59
The Colbert Report
S8
Libor Interest Rate Scandal - Dave Leonhardt
The best way to restore faith in the banking system is with a trust fall over a cliff, and Dave Leonhardt explains why Libor is not like cupcakes.
07/19/2012
05:17
The Colbert Report
S8
Libor Interest Rate Scandal
Traders set bank-lending rates after weighing factors like investor confidence, the money supply, the human anus and yanking things out of it.
07/19/2012
05:23
The Colbert Report
S8
Shepard Smith's Personal Reporting Style
Shepard Smith is like the trumpet player who got bored and decided to play out of rhythm and accidentally invented jazz.
07/23/2012
00:05
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
07/23/2012
05:15
The Colbert Report
S8
Partisan Speculation Over Colorado Shooter
The Aurora shooting tragedy may have prompted foolish reassessment of something as settled as gun control law.
07/23/2012
00:35
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 7/23/12
Fox News takes it to the next level, partisanship goes too far, and filmmaker Vikram Gandhi gets people to believe he is a prophet.
07/23/2012
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