The Colbert Report
Intro - 7/18/12
Season 8 • 07/18/2012
Scripture becomes more accessible, and Annise Parker is Houston's first openly gay mayor.
The Colbert ReportS8 Thought for Food - Caffeine Edition - Funeral Home Starbucks & Car Coffee Makers
Nothing soothes the pain of losing a loved one like your eulogy being drowned out by Starbucks employees making frappachinos.
The Colbert ReportS8 Anne-Marie Slaughter
Princeton University professor Anne-Marie Slaughter stresses that women need better job choices, ones that equally accommodate a family and full career.
The Colbert ReportS8 Who's Honoring Me Now? - Philadelphia's Rosenbach Museum and Library
Rosenbach Museum curator Derick Dreher doubts that a Bud Light Lime bottle played an important role in the creation of Stephen's "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" manuscript.
The Colbert ReportS8 Nas
Nas shares his passion for rapping, thoughts on retirement, and the inspiration behind his 10th album cover.
The Colbert ReportS8 Nevada's "None of the Above" Is Fearsome Foe for GOP
The whole message of Mitt Romney's campaign is "I'm not Barack Obama," while a Nevada foe demonstrates all the conservative credentials Mitt lacks.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - On the Straight & Narrow-Minded
The minds of young people are being poisoned by knowledge, but thankfully Texas is the Large Hadron Collider of denying science.
The Colbert ReportS8 "Struggling" Waiters & Waitresses at Mitt Romney's Fundraiser
For some reason Mitt Romney has gained this reputation as a guy who can't identify with the common man, no matter how hard he fires them.
The Colbert ReportS8 Annise Parker
Mayor Annise Parker highlights Houston's largest industries and talks about being the first openly gay mayor of a major American city.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen Colbert's meTunes - Def Leppard's "Forgeries" of Old Hits
The cheeky British lads who invaded America and changed music forever, Def Leppard, launch a new career as the world's best Def Leppard cover band.
The Colbert ReportS8 Tip/Wag - Christian Tablet Computer & Rock-Paper-Scissors Robot
Christians get to ignore their families with mindless procrastination, and Japan's mechanical menace always rides shotgun.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 7/18/12
There's a new way to connect with the Scriptures, Mitt Romney reaches out to his constituency, and Houston's Mayor Annise Parker joins Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS8 Lisa Jackson
Lisa Jackson details the EPA's founding under Richard Nixon, the importance of healthy communities, and the effects of mercury on children's IQ.
The Colbert ReportS8 Canada's Economic Growth Despite Melting Currency
America is winning at losing the economic race, and Canada learns nothing from the story of Hanukkah.
The Colbert ReportS8 Fred Willard Arrested for Lewd Conduct
L.A.'s Tiki Theatre is for gentlemen who still appreciate seeing movies on the big silver -- movies like "Tollbooth Sluts 4."
The Colbert ReportS8 Libor Interest Rate Scandal - Dave Leonhardt
The best way to restore faith in the banking system is with a trust fall over a cliff, and Dave Leonhardt explains why Libor is not like cupcakes.
The Colbert ReportS8 Libor Interest Rate Scandal
Traders set bank-lending rates after weighing factors like investor confidence, the money supply, the human anus and yanking things out of it.
The Colbert ReportS8 Shepard Smith's Personal Reporting Style
Shepard Smith is like the trumpet player who got bored and decided to play out of rhythm and accidentally invented jazz.
The Colbert ReportS8 Partisan Speculation Over Colorado Shooter
The Aurora shooting tragedy may have prompted foolish reassessment of something as settled as gun control law.
You may also like5 Videos
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in Cursed Friends, premiering October 8 at 8/7c.
Out of OfficeOut of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the NewsS1 Tooning Out the News Is Coming to Comedy Central
Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the News, the critically acclaimed animated news series, is moving to Comedy Central starting October 5 after The Daily Show.
South ParkS25 A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert
Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.