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The Word - Medium Matters
Season 3 • 10/08/2007
The way to end offensive speech is to stop recording it for people who would be offended.
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03:40
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Catastrophe
North Korea's agreement to peacefully disarm its nuclear program is a catastrophe, since the United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists. (Just joking, Saudi Arabia.)
10/04/2007
00:41
The Colbert Report
S3
An "I Am America (And So Can You!)" Success Story
Stephen hears a testimonial from a reader of his book, "I Am America (And So Can You!)."
10/04/2007
04:59
The Colbert Report
S3
John Kao
John Kao says countries like Finland are starting to innovate better than the United States. Stephen wants to know if it's time to invade Finland.
10/04/2007
04:16
The Colbert Report
S3
Fred Thompson's Lackluster Candidacy
At a recent campaign stop, Fred Thompson asked attendees for a round of applause after failing to get one. Stephen offers some advice on how to get applause without asking.
10/04/2007
00:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 10/4/07
Tonight: Why Bush is Truman, the dangers of hybrid cars, and guest John Kao's claim that America has lost its lead in innovation -- clearly he hasn't tried Oreo pizza.
10/04/2007
00:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 10/8/07
Rush Limbaugh is criticized for his comments about soldiers, President Bush vetoes health care legislation, and Stephen won't rest until all the state capitals are recognized.
10/08/2007
03:14
The Colbert Report
S3
Doggie Co-Author
The Pope is not the only one who wrote a book with a pet -- Stephen worked with a puppy named Riley.
10/08/2007
01:14
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - I Am America (And So Can You!) Day
Stephen counts us down to the release of his new book.
10/08/2007
05:40
The Colbert Report
S3
George Saunders
George Saunders says our national conversation is getting shrill and divisive. Stephen says people like him are evil.
10/08/2007
04:28
The Colbert Report
S3
Balls for Kidz - SCHIP
Stephen invites kids on the show for an explanation of what SCHIP is and why they can't have it.
10/08/2007
04:29
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Medium Matters
The Constitution gives the media the right to say anything, but not everyone has the right to listen.
10/08/2007
05:25
The Colbert Report
S3
The Stephen Colbert Interview
Stephen Colbert welcomes living legend and author of "I Am America (And So Can You!)," Stephen Colbert.
10/09/2007
02:43
The Colbert Report
S3
New Reagan Coin
There is a growing gap in this country between the number of awards Ronald Reagan deserves and the number he has received.
10/09/2007
01:02
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Lead-Free Ink
Stephen calms any fears we may still have about his new book.
10/09/2007
00:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 10/9/07
Questions about Barack Obama's patriotism threaten to overshadow questions about Barack Obama's blackness, and Stephen's book finally comes out.
10/09/2007
01:59
The Colbert Report
S3
I Am America On Sale Now!
It's not a party until the edges of the book line up with the angle of the display table.
10/09/2007
04:58
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Mighty Duck
Keep treating this president like a lame duck and he'll be the mightiest duck the U.S. has ever seen.
10/09/2007
03:23
The Colbert Report
S3
Obama's Lapel
You don't need a flag pin on your lapel to be a patriot. That's why Stephen has a flag nipple ring.
10/09/2007
00:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 10/10/07
Bruce Springsteen has a much bigger Stephen to deal with now.
10/10/2007
05:57
The Colbert Report
S3
Tip/Wag - Bruce Springsteen
Stephen demands that Bruce Springsteen come on the show and apologize, or at least accept Stephen's apology.
10/10/2007
05:36
The Colbert Report
S3
Wesley Clark
General Wesley Clark joins Stephen to talk about the difficulties of leadership and how diplomacy is the way to go.
10/10/2007
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