The Colbert Report
Stephen's Prayer Day
Season 5 • 02/23/2009
February 23rd is Stephen's prayer day.
The Colbert ReportS5 The DaColbert Code - Oscar Predictions
Instead of watching the movies, Stephen uses the DaColbert Code to pick the Oscar winners.
The Colbert ReportS5 Adam Gopnik
Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
The Colbert ReportS5 Goodbye, Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien has to get his invisible strings from Stephen if he ever wants to do his little dance again.
The Colbert ReportS5 Obama Poster Debate - David Ross and Ed Colbert
David Ross and Ed Colbert debate the copyright issues surrounding Shepard Fairey's Obama poster.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Stephen's Sexiest Moments
Stephen explores love and lust with feminists, authors and interns.
The Colbert ReportS5 Helen Fisher
Helen Fisher describes what happens to your brain when you're in love.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Moral Dimension
Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough.
The Colbert ReportS5 Breaded Fish Sticks
Stephen's bread and fish miraculously become breaded fish sticks.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 2/23/09
The economic crisis drives people back to church, and Stephen talks chemistry with matchmaking expert, Helen Fisher.
The Colbert ReportS5 Turning to Religion - Jim Martin
Father Jim Martin believes an economic recession lowers people's defenses, making it easier for God to break through.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Prayer Day
Stephen lets a miracle rip on his prayer day.
The Colbert ReportS5 Nailed 'Em - Buffet Crime
Dan Linscomb gets hauled off to jail for allegedly sharing from his buffet plate.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cliff Sloan
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
The Colbert ReportS5 Mardi Gras Celebrations
Stephen can't afford to give out a whole string of beads in this economy.
The Colbert ReportS5 1997 Flashback
Stephen hits the Internet to buy some pets.com stock on his new iMac.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bears & Balls - Company Bailouts
Sbarro must cut costs by eliminating expensive ingredients, like cheese and tomatoes.
The Colbert ReportS5 Analog TV
Remember, if you are still watching analog TV, you can't see this.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - Gorilla Crabs and Gandhi's Shoes
Gorilla's gave human groin spiders, and Gandhi lived in his own "Sex and the Ganges" shoe fantasy.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Ablacknophobia
Stephen talks about race while passing his hand through an open flame, eating dollar store peanut butter, and getting covered in tarantulas.
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