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Stephen's Prayer Day

Season 5 • 02/23/2009

February 23rd is Stephen's prayer day.

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Adam Gopnik

Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
02/12/2009
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Goodbye, Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien has to get his invisible strings from Stephen if he ever wants to do his little dance again.
02/12/2009
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Obama Poster Debate - David Ross and Ed Colbert

David Ross and Ed Colbert debate the copyright issues surrounding Shepard Fairey's Obama poster.
02/12/2009
06:47

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Exclusive - Stephen's Sexiest Moments

Stephen explores love and lust with feminists, authors and interns.
02/13/2009
07:04

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Stephen's Namesakes

Stephen Colbert comes at you with all the "naming things after Stephen Colbert" news.
02/16/2009
04:45

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Helen Fisher

Helen Fisher describes what happens to your brain when you're in love.
02/23/2009
01:47

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Stephen's Moral Dimension

Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough.
02/23/2009
00:30

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Breaded Fish Sticks

Stephen's bread and fish miraculously become breaded fish sticks.
02/23/2009
00:34

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Intro - 2/23/09

The economic crisis drives people back to church, and Stephen talks chemistry with matchmaking expert, Helen Fisher.
02/23/2009
05:59

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Turning to Religion - Jim Martin

Father Jim Martin believes an economic recession lowers people's defenses, making it easier for God to break through.
02/23/2009
04:40

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Stephen's Prayer Day

Stephen lets a miracle rip on his prayer day.
02/23/2009
00:07

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Happy Mardi Gras

Stephen wishes everyone a happy Mardi Gras.
02/24/2009
04:23

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Nailed 'Em - Buffet Crime

Dan Linscomb gets hauled off to jail for allegedly sharing from his buffet plate.
02/24/2009
04:50

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Cliff Sloan

Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
02/24/2009
01:54

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Mardi Gras Celebrations

Stephen can't afford to give out a whole string of beads in this economy.
02/24/2009
03:04

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1997 Flashback

Stephen hits the Internet to buy some pets.com stock on his new iMac.
02/24/2009
05:30

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Bears & Balls - Company Bailouts

Sbarro must cut costs by eliminating expensive ingredients, like cheese and tomatoes.
02/24/2009
00:12

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Analog TV

Remember, if you are still watching analog TV, you can't see this.
02/25/2009
02:29

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Tip/Wag - Gorilla Crabs and Gandhi's Shoes

Gorilla's gave human groin spiders, and Gandhi lived in his own "Sex and the Ganges" shoe fantasy.
02/25/2009
06:08

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The Word - Ablacknophobia

Stephen talks about race while passing his hand through an open flame, eating dollar store peanut butter, and getting covered in tarantulas.
02/25/2009
05:37

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John Fetterman

Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
02/25/2009
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