The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 09/20/2011
Jeffrey Kluger thinks people's siblings provide the dress rehearsal for their adult lives.
Intro - 9/15/11The Colbert ReportS7
$2 billion goes missing from a major bank, and David Copperfield explores the science of illusion.
FEMA's Waffle House IndexThe Colbert ReportS7
Waffle House becomes FEMA's syrup-smothered canary in a coalmine, which is also available on their menu.
David CopperfieldThe Colbert ReportS7
David Copperfield explores the art and science of illusion and talks about "gut magic."
Sign Off - Stephen's Magic TrickThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen performs a magic trick and says goodnight.
The Other American Jobs ActThe Colbert ReportS7
Democrats forgot to file their jobs bill with the House of Representatives, so Louie Gohmert filed his own jobs bill with the same name.
Barack Obama Unveils the "Buffett Rule"The Colbert ReportS7
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that the U.S. needs money, but conservatives think Barack Obama is waging class warfare by taxing the rich.
The 63rd Emmy AwardsThe Colbert ReportS7
America invented TV, so Americans should get the awards for it.
Sign Off - Colbert Nation's Newest MembersThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen welcomes Colbert Nation's newest members and says goodnight.
The Word - Death and TaxesThe Colbert ReportS7
If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's tab soon, Congress may get desperate enough to do the unthinkable.
The Gayest PenetrationThe Colbert ReportS7
The end of "don't ask, don't tell" forever changes America's perception of its military.
Jeffrey KlugerThe Colbert ReportS7
Author Jeffrey Kluger discusses the effect of sibling dynamics on people's lives and explains why Stephen is such a charmer.
Daniel YerginThe Colbert ReportS7
Author Daniel Yergin discusses hydrofracking, alternative energy sources and America's decreasing demand for oil.
Wall Street Under SiegeThe Colbert ReportS7
Occupy Wall Street, a self-described leaderless resistance movement, intends to occupy Wall Street until their one demand is decided upon and met.
European Union Collapse & War-Fueled Recovery - Chrystia FreelandThe Colbert ReportS7
Reuters' Global Editor-at-Large Chrystia Freeland believes the European financial crisis could be bigger than America's economic crisis in 2008.
Coming Soon - Hour-Long Radiohead SpecialThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen calls on Hipster Nation to tune in to his exclusive, special broadcast with rock legends Radiohead, on Monday, September 26th, presented by Dr Pepper.
European Union Collapse & War-Fueled RecoveryThe Colbert ReportS7
The fastest way to start a European war is to piss off the Germans, so America should kick them in the schnitzels to jumpstart a World War II-style economic recovery.
Intro - 9/21/11The Colbert ReportS7
Europe might be on the road to financial ruin, protestors try to shut down Wall Street, and Daniel Yergin discusses his book on the future of energy.
Tip/Wag - Marine Corps & Department of Homeland SecurityThe Colbert ReportS7
The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on.
Jeremy Ben-AmiThe Colbert ReportS7
Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership.
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