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Season 6 • 04/05/2010

The Army employs a third-party polling company to find gays in the military.

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02:38

Stephen Gets a Free iPad
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Never mind how Stephen got an iPad -- luckily, there's an app that filters urine.
04/01/2010
03:06

Jell-O Tampering
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A couple is arrested for replacing Jell-O pudding contents with aquarium sand and asking for a refund.
04/01/2010
00:26

Intro - 4/1/10
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Republicans are all packing, and Judith Shulevitz talks about her summer tour with Ozzy.
04/01/2010
04:53

Judith Shulevitz
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Judith Shulevitz thinks the Sabbath teaches us how to organize our time around family and community.
04/01/2010
08:59

Elephant Graveyard - David Frum
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David Frum says it's mathematically impossible for Republicans to repeal and replace the health care bill.
04/01/2010
00:03

Sign Off - Goodnight in 3D
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Stephen says goodnight wearing his 3D glasses.
04/05/2010
06:59

ThreatDown - Fox, the Obamas & Time-Traveling Brandy Thieves
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Fox cancels "24," Michelle Obama wins a Kids' Choice Award, and thieves steal brandy out of a time capsule.
04/05/2010
02:41

Stephen Converts to 3D
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It really felt like Stephen was just in your living room, only this time it didn't result in a restraining order.
04/05/2010
05:20

Dean Kamen
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Dean Kamen demonstrates how his prosthetic arm invention helps soldiers feed themselves.
04/05/2010
00:33

Intro - 4/5/10
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The Pentagon considers repealing "don't ask, don't tell," and Dean Kamen talks about his new advanced prosthetic arm invention.
04/05/2010
04:14

The Word - Bait and Snitch
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Talking to the Obama administration about being gay in the military is against the exact law they are thinking of overturning.
04/05/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
04/06/2010
10:46

Science Catfight - Joe Bastardi vs. Brenda Ekwurzel
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Al Sharpton says education should be about teaching students, not protecting principals, teachers and administrators.
04/06/2010
05:15

Al Sharpton
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Al Sharpton says education should be about teaching the students, not protecting the principals, teachers and administrators.
04/06/2010
03:29

Scrabble Allows Proper Names
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Scrabble's new rules will open up the game to a new generation of quasi-literate Us Weekly readers.
04/06/2010
02:54

Tip/Wag - Hello Kitty Wine & Pig's Blood Filters
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Sanrio introduces Hello Kitty wine, and Rabbi Jeff Goldblum blesses a cigarette with a pig's blood filter.
04/07/2010
05:23

Nailed 'Em - Fentimans Victorian Lemonade
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In Maine, selling Fentimans Victorian Lemonade to minors becomes a crime because it contains less than 0.5% alcohol.
04/07/2010
00:10

Sign Off - Hello Kitty Wine & Cigarettes
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Stephen drinks Hello Kitty wine and smokes a cigarette with a pig's blood filter.
04/07/2010
01:22

Tiki Barber Cheats on His Wife
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According to the New York Post, Tiki Barber and his wife have separated due to irreconcilable he's-banging- a-23-year-old.
04/07/2010
05:56

David Simon
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David Simon describes his new HBO show, "Treme," as "Glee," but with a few more black people.
04/07/2010
00:37

Intro - 4/8/10
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The Republicans consider firing Michael Steele, and Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses the new Earth program.
04/08/2010
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