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Fatwa
Season 1 • 11/02/2005
Muslims have issued a fatwa against Stephen Colbert.
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04:29
Formidable Opponent - Charity
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen turns to the only man with the balls to go to the mat on the charity issue -- himself.
11/01/2005
06:54
Ken Burns
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen asks Ken Burns why nobody is doing a documentary about his show.
11/01/2005
00:31
Intro - 11/1/05
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen talks to documentarian Ken Burns, while Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles begin their tour of America.
11/01/2005
07:01
Bruce Feiler
The Colbert Report
S1
Bruce Feiler has walked the Bible and believes that God was born in Iraq.
11/02/2005
00:08
Fract - Civil War
The Colbert Report
S1
How many Civil Wars has America fought?
11/02/2005
02:58
The Word - Cat
The Colbert Report
S1
A new radio station plays music for lonely house-bound pets, prompting Stephen to question if we, as a society, over-pamper our animals.
11/02/2005
02:23
The War on Wal-Mart
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen called the war on Wal-Mart before The New York Times did.
11/02/2005
02:16
C-Span Coverage
The Colbert Report
S1
C-Span 2 had some very alternative coverage during the Senate's closed-door session, and The New York Times has never heard of "truthiness."
11/02/2005
02:14
Lieber - One Testicle
The Colbert Report
S1
Russ Lieber leaves Stephen a voicemail with the story of why he has one testicle.
11/02/2005
00:30
Intro - 11/2/05
The Colbert Report
S1
Tonight's episode features dancing with dogs, biblical scholar/food writer Bruce Feiler, Wal-Mart's deadly secret and cross words for The New York Times.
11/02/2005
02:09
Fatwa
The Colbert Report
S1
There is a death warrant out for Stephen Colbert because he said Halloween is a better holiday than Ramadan.
11/02/2005
00:09
Fract - Karl Marx
The Colbert Report
S1
Karl Marx wasn't so smart. He spelled "Capital" with a "K"!
11/03/2005
05:15
Bradley Whitford
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen Colbert gushes over "The West Wing," a show that's destroying America.
11/03/2005
01:48
The In-Box - Kicking Ass
The Colbert Report
S1
Gary P. from Cincinnati thinks Stephen kicks ass, but left out the part about him taking names.
11/03/2005
05:56
Better Know a District - Ohio's 11th - Stephanie Tubbs Jones
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen Colbert and Stephanie Tubbs Jones discuss Lincoln's hobbies.
11/03/2005
03:22
The Word - Shhhh!...
The Colbert Report
S1
During Bush's first term, we didn't want to know all the depressing things that were going on, and the press had the savvy not to try and find out.
11/03/2005
02:29
Judge Tubbs
The Colbert Report
S1
The Colbert Report hires Ohio Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones to be its new legal expert.
11/03/2005
00:30
Intro - 11/3/05
The Colbert Report
S1
Ladies of a certain age, The Colbert Report gives you -- Bradley Whitford
11/03/2005
01:17
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots
The Colbert Report
S1
On the fifth anniversary of George W. Bush's presidential election, Stephen uses Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots to illustrate the anger of the citizens.
11/07/2005
03:04
Rioting Do's and Don'ts
The Colbert Report
S1
Smashing windows and burning cars are both riot essentials.
11/07/2005
00:30
Intro - 11/7/05
The Colbert Report
S1
Revolution in Paris, The Report in Canada, Eliot Spitzer in the studio and another Christmas tradition threatened: all coming up!
11/07/2005
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