The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Miles O'Brien's Spacecraft
Season 10 • 07/26/2005
CNN's Miles O'Brien shows off his giant spacecraft.
Headlines - Quitter!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Lance Armstrong announces his retirement following his seventh Tour de France win; thankfully, Senator John Kerry was on hand to drain the event of some of its human emotion.
Intro - Rick SantorumThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Jon talks about meeting Senator Rick Santorum backstage.
Moment of Zen - Lance Armstrong's PhysiologyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
CNN reports on Lance Armstrong's remarkable physiology.
Moment of Zen - SpacecraftThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Former NASA Astronaut Scott Horowitz tells CNN's Miles O'Brien about the spacecraft he is holding in his lap.
Back in Black - GOP StrategyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Mexico puts a black caricature on a stamp, while the camel jockeys in the United Arab Emirates still suffer indignity.
Gays of ThunderThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Samantha Bee exposes a new gay trend that threatens to undermine the very soul of NASCAR nation.
Preview - 7/27/05The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Rob Corddry proposes marriage to a woman from South Hampton.
Pot TunnelThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
The war on drugs is clearly in its last throws as a pot tunnel is shut down by the government.
Diane LaneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Diane Lane wants to know where Jon's notes are.
Summer of the BackpackThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
The new subway bag check policy sparks outrage among New York's fiercely hipster, Libertarian residents.
Intro - Miles O'Brien's SpacecraftThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
CNN's Miles O'Brien is well-endowed with scientific knowledge and has rock-hard reporter's credentials, but now he's just bragging.
Headlines - RebrandThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
The Bush administration rebrands the war on terror as the "global struggle against extremism."
Hit $ingleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
If you ask a whore to give you the Franz Ferdinand in heavy rotation, you get something else entirely.
Bob CostasThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
It's very unusual for a guy to add 30 pounds of solid muscle in his mid- to late-30s after already being a Hall of Fame player.
Moment of Zen - Donald RumsfeldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Donald Rumsfeld changes his terminology from "global war on terror" to "global struggle against extremists."
Great Moments in Punditry - Freak ShowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Children read from "The Abrams Report" transcript in which Jackson family attorney Debra Opri and former Essex County prosecutor Bill Fallon discuss Michael Jackson.
Headlines - Six Degrees of NegotiationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
North Korea, the little nuclear state that could, returns to the six party disarmament talks after a year's hiatus.
The War: Phrase TwoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
The last four years of the phrase "war on terror" have been hard for the folks on the mainland: punishing tax cuts, rampant obesity and an obscene housing bubble.
Headlines - Surprise VisitThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld makes a surprise visit to Iraq to encourage its constitution authors to hurry up.
Moment of Zen - French FriesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
French fries fry in a fryer while Hindu music plays in the background.
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