The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Android

Season 11 • 01/09/2006

A pretty robot says her body is amazing.

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04:22

Spear Pressure
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Jason Jones profiles a Pennsylvania man who wants to legalize spear hunting in the state.
01/05/2006
01:53

Sharon Hospitalized
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Ed Helms reports that Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's death might destabilize the entire Middle East.
01/05/2006
00:21

Moment of Zen - Coots
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Resident coots Ted Stevens and Robert Byrd speechify on the Senate floor.
01/05/2006
04:50

Pierce Brosnan
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Pierce Brosnan discusses "The Matador" and walking through a hotel lobby in bikini underwear.
01/05/2006
02:28

Headlines - Dividing God's Land
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Pat Robertson predicts that any prime minister of Israel who tries to give land away will suffer at God's hand.
01/05/2006
02:11

Muy Coraje
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Rob Corddry explains that Harry Belafonte's outburst didn't just start this day-o.
01/09/2006
01:44

This is Wire Tap
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Dick Cheney handles a brewing scandal about the authorization of illegal wiretapping.
01/09/2006
03:23

Cheney Health Scare
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Ed Helms reports that Dick Cheney was somehow exposed to a small amount of dissent and suffered a mild reaction.
01/09/2006
06:55

James Risen
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James Risen tells Jon how he found out about the government's illegal wiretapping.
01/09/2006
04:32

Headlines - Goin' South
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In South America, U.N. Goodwill Ambassador Harry Belafonte calls President Bush the greatest terrorist in the world.
01/09/2006
00:16

Moment of Zen - Android
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A robot tells a man she can speak four languages and her body is amazing.
01/09/2006
05:56

Helms - Ready, Willing and Cable
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Ed Helms visits Clark, TX, a small town that found a unique and innovative way of putting itself on the map.
01/10/2006
00:17

Moment of Zen - Samuel Alito's Hearing Begins
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Senator Arlen Specter invites Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito to make an opening statement in his confirmation hearing.
01/10/2006
01:20

What's Senator Ted Kennedy Reacting To?
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Is Senator Ted Kennedy's eye-roll and head-shake a reaction to the roving yet playful hands of Senator Norm Coleman?
01/10/2006
05:56

Headlines - Sam's Club
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The Senate confirmation hearings for Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito are underway. President Bush has called for dignity from everyone, including Orrin "The Scratch" Hatch.
01/10/2006
05:15

Albert Brooks
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Albert Brooks describes to Jon what it was like to watch his movie "Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World" premier in Dubai.
01/10/2006
02:02

Science Report - Retract of the Clones
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We cannot clone humans, but it is possible to transplant fingers.
01/11/2006
01:14

Daily/Colbert - Osama bin Ladenstein
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Jon Stewart ends the show, checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report" and previews tomorrow's main story.
01/11/2006
00:12

Moment of Zen - Inauguration Celebration
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The new president of Kazakhstan pledges the inaugural oath and kisses the flag.
01/11/2006
02:55

Bleeder of the Pack
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On film Arnold Schwarzenegger can jump a motorcycle over an overpass without a scratch, but in real life he can't make a right turn on one without needing stitches.
01/11/2006
03:26

Iraq Strategy - Secretary's Day
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At President George W. Bush's conference, former secretaries of defense and state had less time with Bush than a fan has with Gene Simmons at a record store meet and greet.
01/11/2006
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