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Intro - 4/26/12
Season 8 • 04/26/2012
Republicans craft an Obama attack, Super PACs hit colleges, and Jack White showcases "Blunderbuss."
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00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen says goodnight.
04/25/2012
02:56
NASA Retires Discovery & Drops Spacebook
The Colbert Report
S8
The Discovery shuttle makes a final flight to the Smithsonian, and NASA loses the Spacebook race.
04/25/2012
05:25
Cheating Death - Crash Diet Feeding Tubes & Scrotum Gel Injections
The Colbert Report
S8
Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective.
04/25/2012
00:27
Intro - 4/25/12
The Colbert Report
S8
Liberals and conservatives find common ground, and Harvard University's Michael Sandel reveals what money can't buy.
04/25/2012
07:02
Michael Sandel
The Colbert Report
S8
Harvard University's Michael Sandel illustrates the ethical and moral concerns regarding the growing role of money and market values in society.
04/25/2012
04:58
The Word - United We Can't Stand Them
The Colbert Report
S8
Saving the planet by demonizing immigrants gives liberals and conservatives something they can do together.
04/25/2012
00:57
Sign Off - Montclair Film Festival
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen highlights "Flat Daddy," a military family documentary in New Jersey's inaugural Montclair Film Festival.
04/26/2012
04:41
Barack Obama's Slow Jam Backlash
The Colbert Report
S8
Old, gray-haired Barack Obama successfully panders to the youth vote, but Republicans emphasize the difference between class clown and class president.
04/26/2012
04:47
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack 1st Treasure Hunt Clue
The Colbert Report
S8
One thousand college students receive their Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack, so Stephen unveils the launch clue and silver treasure.
04/26/2012
06:40
Jack White
The Colbert Report
S8
Jack White introduces his first solo album, "Blunderbuss," and recalls making a record with Stephen.
04/26/2012
00:37
Intro - 4/26/12
The Colbert Report
S8
Republicans create an anti-Obama ad, Super PACs go to college, and musician Jack White releases his solo album, "Blunderbuss."
04/26/2012
03:52
Concealing Weapons in Style
The Colbert Report
S8
Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them.
04/30/2012
05:16
Delicate Advice for Chen Guangcheng
The Colbert Report
S8
Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng lulls his guards into complacency and escapes from an 18-month house arrest.
04/30/2012
00:11
Sign Off - Stephen's Fashionable Firearm
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen shows off his gun's matching suit and tie.
04/30/2012
00:30
Intro - 4/30/12
The Colbert Report
S8
Adults dodge sexuality education, gun owners find the latest convenience, and Diane Keaton joins Stephen.
04/30/2012
04:44
The Word - Don't Ask, Don't Show & Tell
The Colbert Report
S8
Missouri lawmakers want to ban homosexuality discussions in schools because finding out that homosexuality exists is a slippery slope to tolerating it.
04/30/2012
06:15
Diane Keaton
The Colbert Report
S8
Academy Award-winning actress Diane Keaton skirts Stephen's questions and misinterprets a backstage hug.
04/30/2012
03:45
Barack Obama & the Anniversary of Bin Laden's Assassination
The Colbert Report
S8
Barack Obama visits troops in Afghanistan and cynically uses the anniversary of ordering the hit on Osama bin Laden to order a campaign ad hit on Mitt Romney.
05/01/2012
06:08
Carne Ross
The Colbert Report
S8
Carne Ross discusses his book "The Leaderless Revolution: How Ordinary People Will Take Power and Change Politics in the 21st Century."
05/01/2012
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen says goodnight.
05/01/2012
00:34
Intro - 5/1/12
The Colbert Report
S8
Election advertising gets ugly, God sanctions cuts to the poor, and Carne Ross believes democracy is defective.
05/01/2012
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