Elmer Looks for a Gift for His Wife
Season 2 E 1 • 03/04/2003
Elmer tries to estimate the size of his wife's rectum for her surprise gift.
Vote for Tony DeLogeCrank Yankers
When politician Tony DeLoge calls an elderly couple to rally support for his campaign, he promises to solve their family issues.
Bobby Needs a JobCrank Yankers
Bobby Fletcher calls a counseling center to inquire about a job opening, but he ends up revealing his more devious money-making plans instead.
Spoonie Places a Personal AdCrank Yankers
Spoonie Luv is disappointed to find out that his personal ad is too raunchy for The Village Voice.
Helen's CookiesCrank Yankers
Helen is extremely attracted to her local grocer and requests that he deliver her cookies in a very personal manner.
OCD Ken's DateCrank Yankers
While speaking to a dating service representative, OCD Ken requests an "even" woman.
Hadassah Calls From Waste ManagementCrank Yankers
Hadassah expresses concerns that a couple may be exceeding their quota for poops per household.
Karl Malone Needs Beanie BabiesCrank Yankers
Karl Malone tries to persuade an employee at a toy store to sell him some Beanie Babies and Barbies.
Birchum Gets an EstimateCrank Yankers
Birchum works through the logistics of transporting his 600-pound wife to the hospital.
Special Ed Calls a Music StoreCrank YankersS2 E1
In an attempt to find a special record, Special Ed sings his favorite song to a record store clerk.
Kevin and Katie Call to ConfessCrank YankersS2 E1
A father prompts his children to confess to stealing a brush and sticking a bar of soap in an unusual location.
Elmer Looks for a Gift for His WifeCrank YankersS2 E1
To celebrate their 60th anniversary, Elmer plans to purchase a special gift for his wife.
Gladys's Video Mix-UpCrank YankersS2 E2
Gladys is shocked to find out that she inadvertently rented an X-rated film for her son's birthday day.
Barnyard NoisesCrank YankersS2 E2
A man who is dissatisfied with his wife's refusal to make animal sounds during sex calls a phone sex operator.
Karate for SpoonieCrank YankersS2 E2
Spoonie Luv calls a karate school to try and find out the best way to defend himself in prison.
Kevin Needs Help with His HomeworkCrank YankersS2 E3
The local library gives Little Kevin the definitions of some very important words.
Ken Calls a Phone Sex LineCrank YankersS2 E3
Ken calls a phone sex hotline for the first time but has trouble communicating what he wants.
Special Ed Wants to See a MovieCrank YankersS2 E3
Special Ed calls a local movie theater to see how much it would cost to host his birthday party there.
George Calls a Nutrition Center with Some ConcernsCrank YankersS2 E4
A nutrition store employee listens to George explain an allergic reaction he's having that's wreaked havoc on his testicles.
Cammie Wants a DeliveryCrank YankersS2 E4
Cammie retaliates against her adulterous boyfriend by ordering a pizza with a side of revenge sex.
Terrence Plans an OutingCrank YankersS2 E4
A paintball game befitting the Olsen twins' status may be harder to organize than Terrence originally thought.
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