The Colbert Report
The 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures of 2007 - Candice Bergen
Season 3 • 02/15/2007
Stephen asks Candice Bergen what it was like on the day 10,000 people prayed for her.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Bad Medicine
It used to be easy to scare teens into not having sex by saying things like, "It's a sin," "You could have a baby," or "Your parents do it."
The Colbert ReportS3 Sport Report - Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
It's the time of the year when the real sports -- like the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show -- finally get their share of the spotlight.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen Protects Valentine's Day
Stephen knows there's no better time to protect the sanctity of marriage than Valentine's Day, so he presents a montage of some of New York's most loving couples.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/14/07
Political controversy rages over women's health in Texas, Stephen reviews the Westminster Dog Show, and Lance Armstrong explains why he never won the Tour de America.
The Colbert ReportS3 Catching Up With China
Stephen said China had three times as many people at America and urged the Nation to procreate. It turns out China has four times more, so the need is even greater.
The Colbert ReportS3 Shashi Tharoor
Shashi Tharoor explains that the UN consists of more than a bunch of blue-helmeted refugee-huggers.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Arkansas' 2nd - Vic Snyder
Representative Vic Snyder refuses to donate some of his mustache hairs to help cure little children of their diseases.
The Colbert ReportS3 Helen Thomas's Chair
There's going to be a new chair in the front row of the White House press room, and Fox and Friends wants it -- and Helen Thomas's too.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/15/07
Stephen explores the power of prayer, Arkansas's 2nd district, and why former undersecretary of the UN Shashi Tharoor will have to start paying his parking tickets.
The Colbert ReportS3 The 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures of 2007 - J.J. Abrams
Stephen makes Mastermedia International's list of the 365 most influential cultural figures its members can pray for each day.
The Colbert ReportS3 The 365 Most Influential Cultural Figures of 2007 - Candice Bergen
Stephen is so keyed up for his being prayed for next week, he just can't stop thinking about it -- so he asks Candice Bergen what her prayer day was like.
The Colbert ReportS3 Zev Chafets
Stephen and author Zev Chafets get to the bottom of which of the two of them is the most Jewish.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - The Stupidest Person in the World
It's Monday night, and that means one thing -- it's time for The Stupidest Person in the World.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen's Sound Advice - Avoiding Humiliation on the Campaign Trail
With more people running for president than ever before, it's never been easier to lose.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/26/07
The British announce plans to cut and run, Tom Vilsack drops out of the presidential race, and Zev Chafets angles for a Christmas present.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Success
The Bush administration views Tony Blair's removal of British troops from Iraq as a sign of the war's success.
The Colbert ReportS3 Craig Venter
Stephen asks Dr. Craig Venter to sequence Stephen's genetic code in exchange for the free advertising Venter's getting by being on the show.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/27/07
Stephen questions whether assault rifles be used for hunting, Steagle Colbeagle the eagle receives an honor, and guest Dr. Craig Venter discusses genetic engineering.
The Colbert ReportS3 Dead to Me - Raptors
Steagle Colbeagle is twice the mascot the Toronto Raptor will ever be.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Bilk
Bilk (a combo of milk and beer) is the most blatant example of marketing alcohol to children since St. Pauli baby.
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