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No Pain, No Gain
Season 10 • 12/08/2005
Condoleezza Rice's uplifting rhetoric involved statements that the U.S. does not torture.
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00:19
Moment of Zen - A Beazley Christmas
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
The breaking news at CNN is President George W. Bush talking to his dogs.
12/07/2005
06:04
David McCullough Pt. 1
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
David McCullough discusses the importance of using diaries, journals and memoirs as historical data.
12/07/2005
02:29
David McCullough Pt. 2
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
David McCullough says that the first year of the Revolutionary War, the most important war in our history, could have been won by the British at any time.
12/07/2005
04:06
Terror Blues
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
According to gathered intelligence, homeland security money would be better spent on dog armor than on air conditioning for garbage trucks.
12/07/2005
02:31
Passing the Torture
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
The Bush administration's demands are that they want to do whatever they want, to whomever they want, whenever they want, with nobody knowing about it.
12/08/2005
04:39
A Fortune in Cold
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
This year, correspondent Nate Corddry is turning the scare mongers' frozen frowns upside down.
12/08/2005
02:07
Speculation Coverage
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
The silver lining to a passenger being shot by an Air Marshal in a Miami airport is that the 24-hour news networks were up and running to bring us information and context.
12/08/2005
00:16
Moment of Zen - Don't Know Much
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Fox News reports on not knowing what to report about the shooting in a Miami airport.
12/08/2005
00:14
Daily/Colbert - Goodness
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Jon Stewart quickly checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
12/08/2005
05:25
Ken Auletta
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Ken Auletta notes that when you criticize journalists they tend to complain and wail.
12/08/2005
04:42
No Pain, No Gain
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
The United States does not implant chips into Condoleezza Rice's brain that emit talking points through a mouth-hole like region.
12/08/2005
00:45
Moment of Zen - Bill Clarey
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
With a heavy heart, Jon delivers Bill Clarey's Moment of Zen.
12/13/2005
03:23
Gaywatch - Elton John
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Elton John gets married in Britain, though Jon still finds his duck suit more newsworthy.
12/13/2005
04:03
Christmas with the Kranks
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Bill O'Reilly campaigns against the secularization of Christmas by putting those who wish 'Happy Holidays' on the naughty list.
12/13/2005
03:09
Ex-Mas?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Jason Jones laments that his precious triple-x-mas sales have been relegated to secular holiday porn sales.
12/13/2005
08:50
Howard Stern
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Howard Stern is reenergized by his move to satellite radio, meaning more investigations into the legality of weighing bowel movements.
12/13/2005
07:24
Tom Brokaw
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Tom Brokaw discusses his latest special, "Tom Brokaw Reports: To War and Back," about a platoon of National Guard soldiers who come home from Iraq.
12/14/2005
00:09
Moment of Zen - SCUBA Diver
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
A man SCUBA diving in a fish tank waves to children.
12/14/2005
02:20
Not Going to Win
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Republicans jump on Howard Dean's comments saying America can't win the Iraq War.
12/14/2005
00:56
Intro - Iraqi Elections
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Jon isn't shy about letting the audience know who he
really
wants to win the Iraqi election.
12/14/2005
03:10
Mess O'Potamia - First Responder
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
With the tide of the Iraq War turning for the worse, President Bush is forced to resort to drastic measures and answer some questions from an unscreened audience.
12/14/2005
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