The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

No Pain, No Gain

Season 10 • 12/08/2005

Condoleezza Rice's uplifting rhetoric involved statements that the U.S. does not torture.

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00:19

Moment of Zen - A Beazley Christmas
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The breaking news at CNN is President George W. Bush talking to his dogs.
12/07/2005
06:04

David McCullough Pt. 1
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David McCullough discusses the importance of using diaries, journals and memoirs as historical data.
12/07/2005
02:29

David McCullough Pt. 2
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David McCullough says that the first year of the Revolutionary War, the most important war in our history, could have been won by the British at any time.
12/07/2005
04:06

Terror Blues
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According to gathered intelligence, homeland security money would be better spent on dog armor than on air conditioning for garbage trucks.
12/07/2005
02:31

Passing the Torture
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The Bush administration's demands are that they want to do whatever they want, to whomever they want, whenever they want, with nobody knowing about it.
12/08/2005
04:39

A Fortune in Cold
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This year, correspondent Nate Corddry is turning the scare mongers' frozen frowns upside down.
12/08/2005
02:07

Speculation Coverage
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The silver lining to a passenger being shot by an Air Marshal in a Miami airport is that the 24-hour news networks were up and running to bring us information and context.
12/08/2005
00:16

Moment of Zen - Don't Know Much
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Fox News reports on not knowing what to report about the shooting in a Miami airport.
12/08/2005
00:14

Daily/Colbert - Goodness
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Jon Stewart quickly checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
12/08/2005
05:25

Ken Auletta
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Ken Auletta notes that when you criticize journalists they tend to complain and wail.
12/08/2005
04:42

No Pain, No Gain
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The United States does not implant chips into Condoleezza Rice's brain that emit talking points through a mouth-hole like region.
12/08/2005
00:45

Moment of Zen - Bill Clarey
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With a heavy heart, Jon delivers Bill Clarey's Moment of Zen.
12/13/2005
03:23

Gaywatch - Elton John
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Elton John gets married in Britain, though Jon still finds his duck suit more newsworthy.
12/13/2005
04:03

Christmas with the Kranks
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Bill O'Reilly campaigns against the secularization of Christmas by putting those who wish 'Happy Holidays' on the naughty list.
12/13/2005
03:09

Ex-Mas?
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Jason Jones laments that his precious triple-x-mas sales have been relegated to secular holiday porn sales.
12/13/2005
08:50

Howard Stern
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Howard Stern is reenergized by his move to satellite radio, meaning more investigations into the legality of weighing bowel movements.
12/13/2005
07:24

Tom Brokaw
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Tom Brokaw discusses his latest special, "Tom Brokaw Reports: To War and Back," about a platoon of National Guard soldiers who come home from Iraq.
12/14/2005
00:09

Moment of Zen - SCUBA Diver
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A man SCUBA diving in a fish tank waves to children.
12/14/2005
02:20

Not Going to Win
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Republicans jump on Howard Dean's comments saying America can't win the Iraq War.
12/14/2005
00:56

Intro - Iraqi Elections
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Jon isn't shy about letting the audience know who he really wants to win the Iraqi election.
12/14/2005
03:10

Mess O'Potamia - First Responder
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With the tide of the Iraq War turning for the worse, President Bush is forced to resort to drastic measures and answer some questions from an unscreened audience.
12/14/2005
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