The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - Washington's 3rd - Brian Baird
Season 3 • 01/17/2007
Stephen gets Brian Baird to hold his sausage.
Squeaky ChairThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is feeling a little high-strung with Bill O'Reilly's impending visit, and his chair is caught in the crossfire.
Pesos for PizzaThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is forced to rethink his three least favorite words: the Hollywood Foreign Press.
The Word - SymbolicThe Colbert ReportS3
A symbolic Congress makes a symbolic stand against a symbolic war.
Intro - 1/16/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen begins the show with some self-aggrandizing vocal warm-ups.
Sport Report - Bend it Like BeckhamThe Colbert ReportS3
David Beckham comes to America to be an actor, and Stephen has the perfect project for him.
Dinesh D'SouzaThe Colbert ReportS3
Dinesh D'Souza believes saying that the cultural left is causing America's destruction would be going too far.
Lynn SwannThe Colbert ReportS3
Hall of Famer Lynn Swann helps Stephen trash-talk the remaining NFL playoff teams that aren't the New Orleans Saints.
Intro - 1/17/07The Colbert ReportS3
It's Stephen's 200th show and he wants a commemorative coin.
200th EpisodeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen underplays the importance of his 200th episode, as Papa Bear is making a visit tomorrow.
Richard ClarkeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sells Richard Clarke's book with promises of robot sex.
Better Know a District - Washington's 3rd - Brian BairdThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen brings clinical psychologist/Congressman Brian Baird to a safe place.
Intro - 1/18/07The Colbert ReportS3
Bill O'Reilly is about to appear on The Colbert Report, regardless of whether or not you're high.
The Word - Go It AloneThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is not interested in the president's new commitment to flexibility and compromise, not when he can go it alone.
The Advent of O'ReillyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen has been spending the whole day making sure everything is perfect for his guest, Bill O'Reilly.
We The Mediator - Trump v. O'DonnellThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is forced to side with Rosie O'Donnell over Donald Trump.
O'Reilly's MicrowaveThe Colbert ReportS3
To honor the historic crossover of The Colbert Report and The O'Reilly Factor, Stephen steals a microwave.
Bill O'ReillyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finally gets to sit at the foot of the master, Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly.
Tom SchallerThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen demands to know why Tom Schaller thinks the Democrats don't need to bother with the South to win the 2008 election.
Balls for Kidz - GamblingThe Colbert ReportS3
Balls for Kidz takes a look at why people gamble and why kids shouldn't gamble.
The Word - Exact WordsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen agrees with Alberto Gonzales: if the Constitution doesn't explicitly state a right, then we don't have it.
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