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Season 9 • 09/03/2013

Stephen shares baby raising tips from Yahoo.

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03:27

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Obama Rodeo Clown

There is no higher honor than having a cowboy clown wear a grotesque mask of your face while the announcer asks, "Who wants to see this guy trampled?"
08/15/2013
05:40

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Richard Brodhead

Duke University President Richard Brodhead talks about his report on the humanities, "The Heart of the Matter."
08/15/2013
00:33

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Sign Off - Second Installment of cOlbert's Book Club

Stephen assigns anything other than "The Catcher in the Rye."
08/15/2013
02:00

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Golden Age of Flammability

America tries to throw a fracking party, but some folks are ruining it with their health issues and flammable sink water.
08/15/2013
03:06

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Stephen's Science Project & Chemical Weapons in Syria

Stephen researches the effects of black truffle fettuccine, and Bashar al-Assad kills more than 1,400 civilians with chemical weapons.
09/03/2013
05:12

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Timothy Dolan Pt. 1

Timothy Cardinal Dolan discusses his e-book, "Praying in Rome: Reflections on the Conclave and Electing Pope Francis."
09/03/2013
00:33

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Intro - 9/3/13

Stephen returns from vacation, preps for Better Know a District and welcomes the Archbishop of New York, Timothy Dolan.
09/03/2013
01:00

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Exclusive - Better Know a District - Michigan's 5th - Dan Kildee

Congressman Dan Kildee talks about running on the populist platform and aligning himself with the 99 percent.
09/03/2013
03:32

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Timothy Dolan Pt. 2

Timothy Cardinal Dolan talks about Pope Francis' views on homosexuality and elaborate clothing.
09/03/2013
07:39

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Better Know a District - Michigan's 5th - Dan Kildee

Freshman Congressman Dan Kildee thinks lesbian Latinas from Minnesota should have all their rights respected in the workplace.
09/03/2013
00:47

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Sign Off - Welcome Baby Rosta!

Stephen congratulates his crack researcher, Jen, on the birth of her daughter.
09/03/2013
04:48

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Gary England

Meteorologist Gary England locates Tornado Alley on a map and defends residents of Oklahoma.
09/04/2013
04:44

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Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh - Steve Coll

Pulitzer Prize-winning writer Steve Coll details President Obama's "limited military action" plan for Syria.
09/04/2013
00:07

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen spins out of his chair.
09/04/2013
04:54

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Perfect Polly

A plastic parakeet brings retirees all the joy of owning a real parakeet -- like chirping, perching and more chirping.
09/04/2013
00:34

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Intro - 9/4/13

Congress debates taking action in Syria, technology breeds robotic companions, and meteorologist Gary England knows tornados.
09/04/2013
05:47

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Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh

Only 29% of Americans want the U.S. to attack Syria -- which, on the plus side, means that 29% of Americans know there is a place called Syria.
09/04/2013
03:30

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John Prine

Folk legend John Prine recalls his time working as a mailman and explains why he's opposed to twerking.
09/05/2013
03:34

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cOlbert's Book Club & The Couch Bunker

Stephen assigns any book by J.D. Salinger except "Catcher in the Rye" and touts the latest product in home protection.
09/05/2013
00:35

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Intro - 9/5/13

Christine Quinn and Bill de Blasio vie for New York City mayor, gun owners get good news, and acoustic legend John Prine joins Stephen.
09/05/2013
05:00

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Kitten Subway Crisis & The New York City Mayoral Race

Mayoral candidate Joe Lhota goes after the key anti-kitten demographic after two lost kittens shut down America's largest transportation system.
09/05/2013
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