The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Rosta!
Season 9 E 142 • 09/03/2013
Stephen congratulates his crack researcher, Jen, on the birth of her daughter.

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The Colbert ReportS9 E141
Obama Rodeo Clown
There is no higher honor than having a cowboy clown wear a grotesque mask of your face while the announcer asks, "Who wants to see this guy trampled?"
08/15/2013
05:40
The Colbert ReportS9 E141
Richard Brodhead
Duke University President Richard Brodhead talks about his report on the humanities, "The Heart of the Matter."
08/15/2013
00:33
The Colbert ReportS9 E141
Sign Off - Second Installment of cOlbert's Book Club
Stephen assigns anything other than "The Catcher in the Rye."
08/15/2013
02:00
The Colbert ReportS9 E141
Golden Age of Flammability
America tries to throw a fracking party, but some folks are ruining it with their health issues and flammable sink water.
08/15/2013
03:06
The Colbert ReportS9 E142
Stephen's Science Project & Chemical Weapons in Syria
Stephen researches the effects of black truffle fettuccine, and Bashar al-Assad kills more than 1,400 civilians with chemical weapons.
09/03/2013
05:12
The Colbert ReportS9 E142
Timothy Dolan Pt. 1
Timothy Cardinal Dolan discusses his e-book, "Praying in Rome: Reflections on the Conclave and Electing Pope Francis."
09/03/2013
00:33
The Colbert ReportS9 E142
Intro - 9/3/13
Stephen returns from vacation, preps for Better Know a District and welcomes the Archbishop of New York, Timothy Dolan.
09/03/2013
01:00
The Colbert ReportS9 E142
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Michigan's 5th - Dan Kildee
Congressman Dan Kildee talks about running on the populist platform and aligning himself with the 99 percent.
09/03/2013
03:32
The Colbert ReportS9 E142
Timothy Dolan Pt. 2
Timothy Cardinal Dolan talks about Pope Francis' views on homosexuality and elaborate clothing.
09/03/2013
07:39
The Colbert ReportS9 E142
Better Know a District - Michigan's 5th - Dan Kildee
Freshman Congressman Dan Kildee thinks lesbian Latinas from Minnesota should have all their rights respected in the workplace.
09/03/2013
00:47
The Colbert ReportS9 E142
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Rosta!
Stephen congratulates his crack researcher, Jen, on the birth of her daughter.
09/03/2013
04:48
The Colbert ReportS9 E143
Gary England
Meteorologist Gary England locates Tornado Alley on a map and defends residents of Oklahoma.
09/04/2013
04:44
The Colbert ReportS9 E143
Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh - Steve Coll
Pulitzer Prize-winning writer Steve Coll details President Obama's "limited military action" plan for Syria.
09/04/2013
00:07
The Colbert ReportS9 E143
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen spins out of his chair.
09/04/2013
04:54
The Colbert ReportS9 E143
Perfect Polly
A plastic parakeet brings retirees all the joy of owning a real parakeet -- like chirping, perching and more chirping.
09/04/2013
00:34
The Colbert ReportS9 E143
Intro - 9/4/13
Congress debates taking action in Syria, technology breeds robotic companions, and meteorologist Gary England knows tornados.
09/04/2013
05:47
The Colbert ReportS9 E143
Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh
Only 29% of Americans want the U.S. to attack Syria -- which, on the plus side, means that 29% of Americans know there is a place called Syria.
09/04/2013
03:30
The Colbert ReportS9 E144
John Prine
Folk legend John Prine recalls his time working as a mailman and explains why he's opposed to twerking.
09/05/2013
03:34
The Colbert ReportS9 E144
cOlbert's Book Club & The Couch Bunker
Stephen assigns any book by J.D. Salinger except "Catcher in the Rye" and touts the latest product in home protection.
09/05/2013
00:35
The Colbert ReportS9 E144
Intro - 9/5/13
Christine Quinn and Bill de Blasio vie for New York City mayor, gun owners get good news, and acoustic legend John Prine joins Stephen.
09/05/2013
05:00
The Colbert ReportS9 E144
Kitten Subway Crisis & The New York City Mayoral Race
Mayoral candidate Joe Lhota goes after the key anti-kitten demographic after two lost kittens shut down America's largest transportation system.
09/05/2013
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