The Colbert Report

Intro - 3/29/11

Season 7 • 03/29/2011

Obama better have a plan for Libya because America will only put up with this for eight more years.

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Sign Off - Movits! Streams "Out of My Head"

Movits! will be streaming "Out of My Head" exclusively on ColbertNation.com until April 5th.
03/28/2011
03:36

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Maine Squeeze

Maine Governor Paul LePage removes a pro-labor mural because of its anti-business message.
03/28/2011
00:31

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Intro - 3/28/11

Stephen suggests a giant beard magnet to catch terrorists and interviews Michael Moore by standing outside a building, with a bullhorn.
03/28/2011
07:16

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Michael Moore

Michael Moore says labor unions are on the ropes because wealthy people have done everything they can to destroy them.
03/28/2011
05:13

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Turd Sandwich in Libya

Newt Gingrich proves that leadership isn't about bombing Libya, it's about being consistently against whatever Obama does.
03/29/2011
03:19

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Stephen's Next Religion - Stephen Prothero

Stephen Prothero helps Stephen find a new faith by describing Quakers, reincarnation and Shakers.
03/29/2011
00:10

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Do Not Help Jimmy Fallon

Don't give generously to help Jimmy Fallon raise $26,000 -- it's too important.
03/29/2011
02:26

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Yahweh or No Way - Christianity Is Fattening

Jesus is totally cut, but unfortunately the same cannot be said of his followers.
03/29/2011
05:04

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Anthony Fauci

Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education.
03/29/2011
03:44

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Jimmy Fallon Promises a Performance by Stephen

If Jimmy Fallon raises $26,000 for DonorsChoose by Friday, Stephen will be forced to give the performance of a lifetime.
03/29/2011
00:37

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Intro - 3/29/11

Stephen gives an update from the world of religion, questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.
03/29/2011
03:40

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James O'Keefe Asks for Donations

James O'Keefe asks his supporters to donate to a confessed criminal, attempted boat molester and dildo monger.
03/30/2011
04:51

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Tim Shriver

Tim Shriver asks Stephen to lead a campaign to get people to stop using the r-word.
03/30/2011
03:23

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Stephen Practices Rebecca Black's "Friday"

Thanks to a small minority of people who care about children, Stephen has to sing Rebecca Black's "Friday" on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."
03/30/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
03/30/2011
04:38

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Colbert PAC - Trevor Potter

Armed with Trevor Potter's legal advice and the Colbert Nation's support, Stephen decides to start his own PAC.
03/30/2011
03:30

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Colbert PAC

If Stephen wants to be a political playa in 2012, like Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee, he needs a PAC.
03/30/2011
01:38

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Congressional Budget Menorah

Stephen gets out his Congressional budget menorah to mark the eight days until the temporary budget agreement expires.
03/31/2011
06:09

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Piers Gibbon

Piers Gibbon was oddly offended when he learned that cannibals in New Guinea had never eaten a white man.
03/31/2011
03:28

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Madison as Hell

An activist judge stubbornly insists that Wisconsin's legal system must be obeyed, even if Republicans disagree with it.
03/31/2011
00:10

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Sign Off - Congressional Budget Menorah Fire

Stephen puts out his Congressional budget menorah with a fire extinguisher.
03/31/2011
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