The Colbert Report

Intro - 3/29/11

Season 7 • 03/29/2011

Obama better have a plan for Libya because America will only put up with this for eight more years.

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00:34

Sign Off - Movits! Streams "Out of My Head"
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Movits! will be streaming "Out of My Head" exclusively on ColbertNation.com until April 5th.
03/28/2011
03:36

Maine Squeeze
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Maine Governor Paul LePage removes a pro-labor mural because of its anti-business message.
03/28/2011
00:31

Intro - 3/28/11
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Stephen suggests a giant beard magnet to catch terrorists and interviews Michael Moore by standing outside a building, with a bullhorn.
03/28/2011
07:16

Michael Moore
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Michael Moore says labor unions are on the ropes because wealthy people have done everything they can to destroy them.
03/28/2011
05:13

Turd Sandwich in Libya
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Newt Gingrich proves that leadership isn't about bombing Libya, it's about being consistently against whatever Obama does.
03/29/2011
03:19

Stephen's Next Religion - Stephen Prothero
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Stephen Prothero helps Stephen find a new faith by describing Quakers, reincarnation and Shakers.
03/29/2011
00:10

Sign Off - Do Not Help Jimmy Fallon
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Don't give generously to help Jimmy Fallon raise $26,000 -- it's too important.
03/29/2011
02:26

Yahweh or No Way - Christianity Is Fattening
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Jesus is totally cut, but unfortunately the same cannot be said of his followers.
03/29/2011
05:04

Anthony Fauci
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Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education.
03/29/2011
03:44

Jimmy Fallon Promises a Performance by Stephen
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If Jimmy Fallon raises $26,000 for DonorsChoose by Friday, Stephen will be forced to give the performance of a lifetime.
03/29/2011
00:37

Intro - 3/29/11
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Stephen gives an update from the world of religion, questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.
03/29/2011
03:40

James O'Keefe Asks for Donations
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James O'Keefe asks his supporters to donate to a confessed criminal, attempted boat molester and dildo monger.
03/30/2011
04:51

Tim Shriver
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Tim Shriver asks Stephen to lead a campaign to get people to stop using the r-word.
03/30/2011
03:23

Stephen Practices Rebecca Black's "Friday"
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Thanks to a small minority of people who care about children, Stephen has to sing Rebecca Black's "Friday" on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."
03/30/2011
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
03/30/2011
04:38

Colbert PAC - Trevor Potter
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Armed with Trevor Potter's legal advice and the Colbert Nation's support, Stephen decides to start his own PAC.
03/30/2011
03:30

Colbert PAC
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If Stephen wants to be a political playa in 2012, like Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee, he needs a PAC.
03/30/2011
01:38

Congressional Budget Menorah
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Stephen gets out his Congressional budget menorah to mark the eight days until the temporary budget agreement expires.
03/31/2011
06:09

Piers Gibbon
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Piers Gibbon was oddly offended when he learned that cannibals in New Guinea had never eaten a white man.
03/31/2011
03:28

Madison as Hell
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An activist judge stubbornly insists that Wisconsin's legal system must be obeyed, even if Republicans disagree with it.
03/31/2011
00:10

Sign Off - Congressional Budget Menorah Fire
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Stephen puts out his Congressional budget menorah with a fire extinguisher.
03/31/2011
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