The Colbert Report
William C. Rhoden
Season 2 • 08/08/2006
William C. Rhoden takes Stephen for a ride on the Underground Railroad for athletes.
Paul HackettThe Colbert ReportS2
Paul Hackett came back from Iraq, began a bid for an Ohio Senate seat, then dropped out. Stephen asks him about running and cutting.
War: What It's Good For - Russ LieberThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks liberal radio announcer Russ Lieber for his reaction to Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic tirade.
War: What It's Good For - IntroThe Colbert ReportS2
No one on cable news seems to be talking about it, but Stephen's devoting an episode to the war.
War: What It's Good For - The Eternal FlameThe Colbert ReportS2
To show that he's dedicated to peace, Stephen is dedicating his fireplace as the first eternal flame for World War III.
Tek Jansen - Operation: Heart of the Phoenix - Dead or AliveThe Colbert ReportS2
Frustrated in his attempts to find a publisher for his Tek Jansen book, Stephen turns to animation to have his story told.
Lieberman No-ShowThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is disappointed that a DVD of "Mystic River" and a bowl of Cocoa Puffs couldn't lure Joe Lieberman onto The Report.
Press Room RenovationsThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen feels the White House Press Secretary should sermonize from a podium of skulls.
Sign Off - Toss to JonThe Colbert ReportS2
Jon Stewart has a major problem with Stephen tossing it over to him.
Intro - 8/8/06The Colbert ReportS2
The Colbert Report is reaching America's high chairs.
The Word - Ten-Hut!The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen implores veterans to quit fighting against the war and instead use their moral authority to encourage fighting for the war.
William C. RhodenThe Colbert ReportS2
William C. Rhoden looks to free the admittedly wealthy black athlete from the institutionalization of wealthy white-run sports.
Alexandra RobbinsThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen nails overachiever Alexandra Robbins for pulling up the ladder from the top of the tool shed.
Lieberman LosesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen figures the reason Joe Lieberman lost his Senate primary was because he refused to come on The Colbert Report.
Tip/Wag - Hungarian BridgeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen decries cannibalism of all sorts and urges the Nation to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
DeLay and JesusThe Colbert ReportS2
Tom DeLay is forced to remain on the ballot, but finds the strength to do so in Jesus.
The Word - Pencils DownThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is incensed that the Gay-O would have the audacity to reveal the country's security lapses to the terrorists.
Intro - 8/9/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is psyched that Ford even sold 1.2 million vehicles to recall.
Intro - 8/10/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wonders if Sen. Joe Lieberman can win his new party's primary, talks to with Rep. Lynn Woolsey, and asks Eli Pariser if organic bake sales can save the world.
Sign Off - Remedy for InsomniaThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has a remedy for insomnia -- how about taking one of them pills?
Better Know a District - California's 6th - Lynn WoolseyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wristwrestles Representative Lynn Woolsey, whose district is home to the World Wristwrestling Championship.
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