The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 01/23/2007
Stephen wants to know what Michael Steele drives.
The Word - Exact WordsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen agrees with Alberto Gonzales: if the Constitution doesn't explicitly state a right, then we don't have it.
Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Terence KohThe Colbert ReportS3
Terence Koh rides Stephen's coattails by selling off his sperm.
Intro - 1/22/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen was thinking, if America wasn't busy, maybe it'd like to watch his show.
Sign Off - Zeppelin ReunionThe Colbert ReportS3
A Led Zeppelin reunion with Lars Ulrich at the drums is cut for time.
The BearsThe Colbert ReportS3
The Saints' loss at the hands of the Bears has Stephen reaffirming his hatred of bears in general.
Wednesday TodayThe Colbert ReportS3
The audience is riled up enough to get Stephen to do Wednesday's show today.
Intro - 1/23/07The Colbert ReportS3
The Logo network's new podcast might have your blackberry marrying your iPod.
Lieber vs. LieberThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen gets liberal Russ Lieber to stand up for the Republican minority in Congress and fight himself.
ThreatDown - The Weather ChannelThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen provides a media watchdog edition of the ThreatDown, complete with a shot at The Weather Channel.
Pre-tapeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen goes to great lengths to explain how the show you are watching was taped last night.
Michael SteeleThe Colbert ReportS3
Michael Steele sits with Stephen to talk about that special Bush magic.
Lou DobbsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen and Lou Dobbs agree that Congress should be accountable for America's problems.
State of the Union - Cheney WinsThe Colbert ReportS3
Not only did Stephen stand and clap through the entire State of the Union, he kept applauding till just a couple of minutes ago.
Intro - 1/24/07The Colbert ReportS3
Time Magazine lays off 300 people, and Lou Dobbs talks about "The War on the Middle Class."
The Word - Great NewsThe Colbert ReportS3
The free market has shown you no longer need a staff of credible, experienced journalists. Now, all you need is a camera phone and a live journal.
Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 4th - Jason AltmireThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen plays a game of paper football against Congressman Jason Altmire.
Mike WallaceThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen proves to Mike Wallace that it doesn't take an hour to nail somebody.
Intro - 1/25/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen doesn't know where he stands on the dispute over the Bush library, and he takes a look at the world of sports through his beernoculars.
Sport Report - More With Coach ManciniThe Colbert ReportS3
If the Oshawa Generals beat the Saginaw Spirit, Stephen will wear a Generals jersey for an entire show.
Right Away?The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen feels honored to have been tolerated by Bill O'Reilly.
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