Season 2 E 5 • 04/01/2003
A scammer accuses a teenaged driver of backing into his car in the Pyramid Mall parking lot.
Barnyard NoisesCrank YankersS2 E2
A man who is dissatisfied with his wife's refusal to make animal sounds during sex calls a phone sex operator.
Karate for SpoonieCrank YankersS2 E2
Spoonie Luv calls a karate school to try and find out the best way to defend himself in prison.
Kevin Needs Help with His HomeworkCrank YankersS2 E3
The local library gives Little Kevin the definitions of some very important words.
Ken Calls a Phone Sex LineCrank YankersS2 E3
Ken calls a phone sex hotline for the first time but has trouble communicating what he wants.
Special Ed Wants to See a MovieCrank YankersS2 E3
Special Ed calls a local movie theater to see how much it would cost to host his birthday party there.
George Calls a Nutrition Center with Some ConcernsCrank YankersS2 E4
A nutrition store employee listens to George explain an allergic reaction he's having that's wreaked havoc on his testicles.
Cammie Wants a DeliveryCrank YankersS2 E4
Cammie retaliates against her adulterous boyfriend by ordering a pizza with a side of revenge sex.
Terrence Plans an OutingCrank YankersS2 E4
A paintball game befitting the Olsen twins' status may be harder to organize than Terrence originally thought.
Chip's HouseCrank YankersS2 E5
While on the phone with a building supply store employee, Chip warns her not to be mean or racist.
Niles Calls a Portrait StudioCrank YankersS2 E5
Niles seeks the perfect photographer to take his portrait, but he has some very specific ideas.
Car AccidentCrank YankersS2 E5
A man becomes enraged after receiving a mysterious phone call from a stranger accusing his son of being a teenage maniac.
Michelle Gets a Shocking Phone CallCrank YankersS2 E6
While preparing for a children's birthday party, Michelle receives a call from a pair of raucous radio personalities.
Foreign Guy Wants to Buy a Used CarCrank YankersS2 E6
A car dealer gets into a scrap with a man who has an at-will accent and insists on a kiss.
Gladys Gets Glued to a ToiletCrank YankersS2 E6
Gladys implores a hardware store employee to come to her house and help her get unglued from the toilet seat.
Birchum Wants Swimming Lessons for His KidsCrank YankersS2 E7
Birchum is determined to beat the system and get swimming lessons for his conjoined twins.
Katie Calls a Pet StoreCrank YankersS2 E7
After her brother's snake eats her hamster, Katie dials a pet store to tearfully complain.
Spoonie Needs HelpCrank YankersS2 E7
Spoonie Luv calls a grocery store after a night of passion with his wife and a bottle of barbeque sauce.
Terrence Books a MassageCrank YankersS2 E8
As the personal assistant to Mr. T, Terrence lays out the conditions "T" requires when receiving a massage.
Chip Is Still Building a HouseCrank YankersS2 E8
A hardware store employee tries to give Chip advice on how to put Christmas lights inside his bathtub.
Bobby Calls a Country StoreCrank YankersS2 E8
A grape soda Bobby bought from a local store is causing him to burp uncontrollably.
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