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Weiner Captures Manscaping Vote

Season 7 • 06/08/2011

Anthony Weiner and Hugh Hefner make Stephen feel like an oyster.

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05:42

The Colbert ReportS7
Anthony Weiner's Emergency Press Conference

Anthony Weiner's sadly delicious, sordid saga proves that Democrats don't share Republican values.
06/06/2011
02:51

The Colbert ReportS7
Scott Pelley's First CBS Broadcast

Just two hours after Anthony Weiner's joint press conference, Scott Pelley starts his first broadcast with the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
06/07/2011
07:49

The Colbert ReportS7
Sugar Ray Leonard

Sugar Ray Leonard describes what he thinks of boxing today and thumb wrestles Stephen.
06/07/2011
00:35

The Colbert ReportS7
Apologies to Shimshamistan

Stephen apologizes to the viewers in Shimshamistan for broadcasting an expose of atrocities.
06/07/2011
04:46

The Colbert ReportS7
Kim Bojang-ils

Without tap dance technology, Kim Jong-il will never be able to crush his people with a jazz hand.
06/07/2011
04:45

The Colbert ReportS7
The Word - Hear No Evil

Rand Paul's approach to identifying terrorists is perfectly consistent with his libertarian constitutional ideals.
06/07/2011
05:01

The Colbert ReportS7
Bre Pettis

Bre Pettis uses the MakerBot to print a three-dimensional copy of Stephen's head.
06/08/2011
03:33

The Colbert ReportS7
Herman Cain Wants Small Bills

When it comes to health care, America should listen to the man who made his fortune selling bacon cheeseburger pizza.
06/08/2011
06:50

The Colbert ReportS7
Better Know a District - California's 10th - John Garamendi

John Garamendi refuses to give Stephen a pass to see Osama bin Laden's body.
06/08/2011
00:29

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - MakerBot Head

Improve or add to the looks of Stephen's MakerBot head on Thingiverse.
06/08/2011
04:33

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Weiner Captures Manscaping Vote

Anthony Weiner captures the manscaping vote and makes Stephen feel like an oyster.
06/08/2011
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
06/09/2011
02:39

The Colbert ReportS7
Mitt Romney Leads in Fox News Poll

Mitt Romney can't keep the cameraman's attention when he announces his presidential candidacy.
06/09/2011
02:20

The Colbert ReportS7
Shaquille O'Neal Retires

Shaquille O'Neal announces his retirement from professional basketball.
06/09/2011
05:37

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The Word - The Business End

Mitt Romney knows how to treat America's sick economy with his business experience.
06/09/2011
03:47

The Colbert ReportS7
Andrew Breitbart Reveals Weiner Photo

Opie and Anthony betray the sacred tradition of confidentiality between respected journalist and shock jock.
06/09/2011
06:20

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Tom Ridge

Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security.
06/09/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen checks himself out in the mirror.
06/13/2011
06:20

The Colbert ReportS7
Henry Kissinger Pt. 1

Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old.
06/13/2011
07:16

The Colbert ReportS7
Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe Dancing

The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting.
06/13/2011
04:18

The Colbert ReportS7
Henry Kissinger Pt. 2

Henry Kissinger and Stephen have a difference of opinion regarding the Cold War.
06/13/2011
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