The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

License to Ill

Season 9 • 08/10/2004

The decision to run Alan Keyes against Barack Obama has Dennis Hastert tongue-tied.

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Minority Report

The failure to keep his rainbow collation of democrats together has Stephen Colbert longing for the Republican National Convention.
08/09/2004
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Bill Clinton Pt. 1

Jon wonders why a campaign commercial doesn't have to be as truthful as a toothpaste commercial.
08/09/2004
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Vet Defensive

Although the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth's indictments are very wrong, John McCain still supports President Bush.
08/09/2004
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Maureen Dowd

Author Maureen Dowd shares her experiences of her 25 years covering the Bush family.
08/10/2004
00:58

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I'm Bored

Jon reveals how former President Bill Clinton asked him to join him for a beer last night, and why.
08/10/2004
01:13

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Join Us Tomorrow

Jon previews tomorrow's show featuring Tom Cruise and Ed Helms' piece on idealistic Oregonians.
08/10/2004
02:21

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Swift Boat Veterans

Robert Novak is at it again, this time defending the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.
08/10/2004
03:11

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Digital Watch - Cell Phones

With your own customized cell phone ring, you'll be able to let all your friends know that you're the one ruining the movie.
08/10/2004
03:36

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Bass Master

The president shows how a professional fisherman gets better access to him than the White House Press Corps.
08/10/2004
00:11

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Moment of Zen - Barney's Fish

President Bush explains how his dog Barney likes to play with little fish.
08/10/2004
01:41

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License to Ill

It's not a good sign when you're running for office and your party has an alibi for the decision.
08/10/2004
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Moment of Zen - Mecca-Cola

A basket of Mecca-Cola.
08/11/2004
06:10

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Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise has no problem going out in public and not getting mobbed, it just depends on what time.
08/11/2004
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This Week in God - Girls Gone Humble

The Vatican releases a new video supporting feminine values, and Mecca-Cola hits stores everywhere.
08/11/2004
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Grand Other Party

The Citizens for a Sound Economy's support of Ralph Nader in order to help George W. Bush is sneaky, but clever.
08/11/2004
03:09

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Who's the Goss?

The new head of the CIA is introduced and immediately calls for Robert Novak to appear in blue dress.
08/11/2004
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Moment of Zen - Sensitive Matter

Dick Cheney is contradicted by President Bush on the sensitivities needed to fight a war.
08/12/2004
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Al Jazeera

Al Jazeera's lawyer makes a riveting appeal following the network's closing in Iraq.
08/12/2004
02:30

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Sensitive Remark

It's so unlike the Bush White House to take information out of context and build a misleading case.
08/12/2004
01:06

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Mess O'Potamia - Sensitivity

Just a day after attacking John Kerry for saying the U.S. needs to be more sensitive in the war on terror, President Bush uses the same language.
08/12/2004
02:15

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Imam Ali Mosque

The Bush Administration exercises great sensitivity in not raiding a holy mosque in Iraq where insurgents are camped out.
08/12/2004
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