The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Recap - 5/11/99

Season 3 • 05/11/1999

Today's top stories and previews of tomorrow's show.

More

Watching

00:56

This Just In - The Organ Trail
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

In Pennsylvania, you can get yourself one of those fancy funerals for $300; you know, the kind with no flowers or coffin.
05/11/1999
04:09

A Little Too Friendly
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Tannersville, PA, was always regarded as the friendliest village in the state until "Friendly's" came to town.
05/11/1999
04:15

Paula Cale
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Actress Paula Cale wonders why what happened with Monica Lewinsky didn't happen to her when she was a White House intern.
05/11/1999
00:17

Item of the Week - Piercing
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

What's genocide?
05/11/1999
01:08

Headlines - Free at Lust
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Amy Fisher was paroled from jail yesterday, so ladies with a thick-necked auto-working husband, watch out.
05/11/1999
01:14

Headlines - Rin Tin Tin
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Sony announces plans to release a robotic pet dog for those yearning to own a pet who can't express love.
05/11/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Crucified
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Women are crucified.
05/11/1999
00:43

Other News - Dredging the Liverpool
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

The surviving members of The Beatles plan a release of a new song.
05/11/1999
00:30

Blue Foam Balls
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Jon Stewart previews today's show and promises if someone is good, they'll get one of his blue foam balls.
05/11/1999
02:04

We Fix Everything
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Without guns, we would soon fall prey to the evil machinations of deer and rabbit. They're out there, nibbling ever closer.
05/11/1999
00:35

Recap - 5/11/99
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Jon Stewart recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's show.
05/11/1999
02:05

Back in Black - Never Be a Saint
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Lewis Black will never be a saint, but at least he's figured out how to get on Saturday Night Live.
05/11/1999
01:32

This Just In - Copping a Feel
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

An illegal strip search of a suspect in a crime results in a federal judge awarding a $5 million settlement to the victim.
05/12/1999
00:15

Moment of Zen - Yeltsin
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Boris Yeltsin delivers a presumably drunk speech.
05/12/1999
00:44

Recap - 5/13/99
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

A recap of today's top stories and a preview of tomorrow's show, including Star Wars coverage.
05/12/1999
02:20

Public Excess - Killing Us Softly
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

A collection of some of the most horrific performers that public access television has to offer.
05/12/1999
04:16

Lobsterman
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

A 300 pound spandex-clad wrestler throws his claw into the presidential campaign ring.
05/12/1999
04:43

Ted Danson
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Ted Danson and his wife are highly competitive, which makes meditating together very difficult.
05/12/1999
01:54

Headlines - Rebel Yeltsin
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

Boris Yeltsin emerges from his vodka fog to fire his prime minister for the fourth time.
05/12/1999
02:02

Headlines - Death Certificate
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

The residents of Beverly Hills are forced to wear fur as they are confronted by temperatures as low as 60 degrees.
05/12/1999
01:03

Other News - Pushing the Envelopes
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3

J.D. Salinger's ex-lover wants her children to go to college, meet a reclusive author, nail him and then cash in on the relationship later.
05/12/1999
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
00:30

XXXI Days of Announcing the Holidays

Andrew Catalon of CBS Sports rings in the holiday season with expert commentary on the festive shows, movies and specials airing all December long!
12/01/2023
Trailer
01:43

"South Park: Snow Day!" Video Game Showcases New Gameplay
South Park

"South Park: Snow Day!" immerses players in a new art style, bringing your favorite characters to life while exploring classic locations from the show, now available to preorder in-store.
12/01/2023
Trailer
01:00

"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short TreksS1

Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022