The Colbert Report
Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two Revisited
Season 4 • 12/09/2008
Tek Jansen begins his training at Alpha Squad Academy.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Season of Giving
It's time we put aside our differences and help those car companies in need.
The Colbert ReportS4 Bush Kisses Streisand
George W. Bush kisses Barbra Streisand and she kisses him back.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 12/8/08
The auto industry gets a bailout with no money down!
The Colbert ReportS4 Barry & the Stump
Barack Obama and Rahm Emanuel are evidently still hosting their morning drive time radio zoo.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen on Conan
Stephen has 30 minutes to film a movie to promote.
The Colbert ReportS4 Nixon Angel
Stephen finishes trimming the Nixmas tree with a Nixon angel.
The Colbert ReportS4 Charlie Kaufman
Charlie Kaufman must describe his new movie "Synecdoche, New York" using the words "feel good" and "sassy Chihuahua."
The Colbert ReportS4 Rod Blagojevich Is Arrested
Rod Blagojevich could have just been pawning his wedding ring or selling puppies out of his trunk.
The Colbert ReportS4 Nixmas Tree Trimming - Kevin Bacon
Kevin Bacon joins Stephen by the Nixmas tree to discuss his new movie "Frost/Nixon."
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 12/9/08
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is arrested on corruption charges. It's going to take a huge bribe to get him out of this one.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two Revisited
Tek Jansen starts his physical conditioning at Alpha Squad Academy.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 12/10/08
The Chinese reveal a new weapon. What can be more dangerous than their fire drills?
The Colbert ReportS4 On Notice - Forgiveness
Stephen doesn't like the feeling of showing mercy, so he puts forgiveness on notice.
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Happiness
This plague of positivity is a threat to our way of life, and more importantly, Stephen's show.
The Colbert ReportS4 Richard Haass
Richard Haass believes this century has the potential for America to cooperate with other countries to make the world safer.
The Colbert ReportS4 Rod Blagojevich's Birthday
Governor, you really shouldn't have told anyone about last year's birthday wish to get away with your crimes.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Ghost of Stage Manager Bobby
The ghost of Bobby returns to show Stephen what his life was like before he became a greedy, narcissistic shell of a man.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 12/11/08
Atheists are trying to take the Christ out of Christmas. What's next, taking the Christ out of Christiane Amanpour?
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen Eats Ghost Ribs
Stephen wishes everybody a Merry Christmas, especially his former stage manager Bobby.