The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 14 • 09/16/2009
Ricky Gervais thinks fat people should be locked in a cupboard until they can fit under the door.
Moment of Zen - Tom DeLay Dances With the StarsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Former Republican Majority Leader Tom DeLay prepares to compete in "Dancing With the Stars."
Intro - Violence Against White ChildrenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
With Barack Obama as president, black children are now allowed to hit white children.
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Matt Damon compares press junkets to torture and tells Jon he doesn't want their kids hanging out together.
Arizona State Capitol Building for SaleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jason Jones checks out the Arizona State Capitol building before he decides to buy it for $735 million.
The Audacity of HosThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Two kids with a video camera and their grandmother's chinchilla coat uncover ACORN's corruption.
Back in Black - Angry OutburstsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Anger sweeps America as Joe Wilson yells at President Obama, Serena Williams threatens a line judge, and Kanye West interrupts Taylor Swift.
One Year Anniversary of Lehman Brothers CollapseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
President Obama takes a soft pedal approach to reform when addressing a humbled Wall Street.
Intro - Ricky Gervais Is PregnantThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Most people don't know that Jude Law recently impregnated Ricky Gervais.
Moment of Zen - Marsha Blackburn Honors Gretchen WilsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Representative Marsha Blackburn asks Congress to join her in honoring country music recording artist Gretchen Wilson.
ScoldplayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Joe Wilson refuses to apologize to Congress from the House floor, so Democrats rebuke him with a formal resolution of disapproval.
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Ricky Gervais wants supermarkets to put the cakes through a little door so fat people can't get to them.
Moment of Zen - Ron Burgundy Signs OffThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Ron Burgundy says goodnight with his signature sign-off in "Anchorman."
The Unwinnable War in AfghanistanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
If America wins the war in Afghanistan, it will get nothing but its initials as the high score on the big board of history.
Voter Fraud in AfghanistanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
America's goal of spreading democracy throughout Afghanistan fails as accusations of a fraudulent election surface.
Bill Clinton Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Bill Clinton talks about his humanitarian mission to North Korea, his lunch with Barack Obama and the importance of passing health care reform.
Intro - Ernie Anastos' Catch PhraseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Just when Jon picks his official sign-off, Ernie Anastos steals his line.
Bill Clinton Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Bill Clinton wants to focus on how to improve education and fight global warming with the Clinton Global Initiative.
Moral KombatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Mike Schwartz looks to adolescent boys for guidance on homophobia, while the unbelievably flamboyant Tom DeLay performs on "Dancing With the Stars."
Intro - Jon Gives Emmy ThanksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Jon pulls a sincerity muscle as he thanks the staff and crew for their Emmy win.
Moment of Zen - Taking a Cue From BabsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS14
Fox News' Neil Cavuto thinks the press should take cues from Barbra Streisand.
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