The Colbert Report

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Season 3 • 03/22/2007

Stephen is worried that USA Today has been infiltrated by the homosexual agenda.

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The Word - Sex

Richard Cizik's speaking out about hurting the environment dilutes Christianity's first priority of promoting sexual abstinence.
03/21/2007
00:32

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Intro - 3/21/07

Evangelicals can't see eye to eye on global warming, Stephen presents a segment in the name of writing off his summer home and Benjamin Barber stops by to not plug his book.
03/21/2007
04:53

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Better Know a District - New York's 22nd - Maurice Hinchey

Stephen speaks with Congressman Maurice Hinchey about New York's 22nd district, the brown acid, great one-liners of the Borsch Belt and the best way to bring the troops home.
03/21/2007
06:29

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Benjamin Barber

Benjamin Barber explains why consumer culture is bad for humanity and Stephen inquires as to whether he's a Subway or a Quiznos man.
03/21/2007
01:24

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Face-Reading Expert

A face-reading expert from the Chicago Sun Times analyzes the features of Stephen's face.
03/22/2007
00:32

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Intro - 3/22/07

Washington, D.C. may get a vote, Louisiana bans cockfighting and Steven interviews CBS Evening News anchorwoman Katie Couric.
03/22/2007
04:45

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Sport Report - NCAA Final Four

Stephen discusses March Madness and then talks with Coach Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the upcoming playoffs.
03/22/2007
00:13

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Sign Off - Future

Stephen encourages his audience to join him for his upcoming show on Monday -- in the future.
03/22/2007
06:29

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Katie Couric

Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
03/22/2007
04:36

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Eleanor Holmes Norton

Stephen doesn't see why D.C. residents should get a vote in Congress if they could just open a window and yell to have their voices heard.
03/22/2007
01:37

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Infomosexual Graphics

Stephen explains that USA Today printed a homosexually suggestive infographic in its money section.
03/22/2007
02:21

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Mummy

Stephen missed his chance to bid in future auctions with an ancient mummified hand for a paddle.
03/26/2007
02:09

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Torture Gonzales

How dare Chuck Hagel say we're living in a monarchy? The president should confiscate his lands and deny his peerage.
03/26/2007
03:48

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Stephen Colbert Day

Oshawa, Ontario celebrates Stephen Colbert Day with a look-a-like contest.
03/26/2007
00:35

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Intro - 3/26/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to John Perry Barlow about digital free speech and brings you highlights from Stephen Colbert Day in Oshawa, Ontario.
03/26/2007
05:20

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For Your Editing Pleasure

Gwen Ifill interviews Stephen, giving everyone a chance to twist his words through editing.
03/26/2007
00:31

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Sign Off - Photo-Op

Don't forget to use the red-eye filter when you take a picture of Stephen.
03/26/2007
05:21

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John Perry Barlow

Stephen draws a chart for John Perry Barlow explaining that you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
03/26/2007
05:40

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James Fallows

Author James Fallows explains to Stephen the difference between being a children's storybook writer and a strategist for the United States.
03/27/2007
07:26

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Madeleine Albright

Though Stephen is excited for the imminent World War III, Madeleine Albright explains that Armageddon is not exactly a foreign policy.
03/27/2007
03:19

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Sean Penn Unleashes on President Bush

Stephen challenges Sean Penn to a battle of the metaphors after Penn's attack on the president.
03/27/2007
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