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Season 3 • 03/22/2007
Stephen is worried that USA Today has been infiltrated by the homosexual agenda.
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03:31
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Sex
Richard Cizik's speaking out about hurting the environment dilutes Christianity's first priority of promoting sexual abstinence.
03/21/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/21/07
Evangelicals can't see eye to eye on global warming, Stephen presents a segment in the name of writing off his summer home and Benjamin Barber stops by to not plug his book.
03/21/2007
04:53
The Colbert Report
S3
Better Know a District - New York's 22nd - Maurice Hinchey
Stephen speaks with Congressman Maurice Hinchey about New York's 22nd district, the brown acid, great one-liners of the Borsch Belt and the best way to bring the troops home.
03/21/2007
06:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Benjamin Barber
Benjamin Barber explains why consumer culture is bad for humanity and Stephen inquires as to whether he's a Subway or a Quiznos man.
03/21/2007
01:24
The Colbert Report
S3
Face-Reading Expert
A face-reading expert from the Chicago Sun Times analyzes the features of Stephen's face.
03/22/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/22/07
Washington, D.C. may get a vote, Louisiana bans cockfighting and Steven interviews CBS Evening News anchorwoman Katie Couric.
03/22/2007
04:45
The Colbert Report
S3
Sport Report - NCAA Final Four
Stephen discusses March Madness and then talks with Coach Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the upcoming playoffs.
03/22/2007
00:13
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Future
Stephen encourages his audience to join him for his upcoming show on Monday -- in the future.
03/22/2007
06:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Katie Couric
Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
03/22/2007
04:36
The Colbert Report
S3
Eleanor Holmes Norton
Stephen doesn't see why D.C. residents should get a vote in Congress if they could just open a window and yell to have their voices heard.
03/22/2007
01:37
The Colbert Report
S3
Infomosexual Graphics
Stephen explains that USA Today printed a homosexually suggestive infographic in its money section.
03/22/2007
02:21
The Colbert Report
S3
Mummy
Stephen missed his chance to bid in future auctions with an ancient mummified hand for a paddle.
03/26/2007
02:09
The Colbert Report
S3
Torture Gonzales
How dare Chuck Hagel say we're living in a monarchy? The president should confiscate his lands and deny his peerage.
03/26/2007
03:48
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen Colbert Day
Oshawa, Ontario celebrates Stephen Colbert Day with a look-a-like contest.
03/26/2007
00:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 3/26/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to John Perry Barlow about digital free speech and brings you highlights from Stephen Colbert Day in Oshawa, Ontario.
03/26/2007
05:20
The Colbert Report
S3
For Your Editing Pleasure
Gwen Ifill interviews Stephen, giving everyone a chance to twist his words through editing.
03/26/2007
00:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Photo-Op
Don't forget to use the red-eye filter when you take a picture of Stephen.
03/26/2007
05:21
The Colbert Report
S3
John Perry Barlow
Stephen draws a chart for John Perry Barlow explaining that you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
03/26/2007
05:40
The Colbert Report
S3
James Fallows
Author James Fallows explains to Stephen the difference between being a children's storybook writer and a strategist for the United States.
03/27/2007
07:26
The Colbert Report
S3
Madeleine Albright
Though Stephen is excited for the imminent World War III, Madeleine Albright explains that Armageddon is not exactly a foreign policy.
03/27/2007
03:19
The Colbert Report
S3
Sean Penn Unleashes on President Bush
Stephen challenges Sean Penn to a battle of the metaphors after Penn's attack on the president.
03/27/2007
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