The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 03/22/2007
Stephen is worried that USA Today has been infiltrated by the homosexual agenda.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Sex
Richard Cizik's speaking out about hurting the environment dilutes Christianity's first priority of promoting sexual abstinence.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/21/07
Evangelicals can't see eye to eye on global warming, Stephen presents a segment in the name of writing off his summer home and Benjamin Barber stops by to not plug his book.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - New York's 22nd - Maurice Hinchey
Stephen speaks with Congressman Maurice Hinchey about New York's 22nd district, the brown acid, great one-liners of the Borsch Belt and the best way to bring the troops home.
The Colbert ReportS3 Benjamin Barber
Benjamin Barber explains why consumer culture is bad for humanity and Stephen inquires as to whether he's a Subway or a Quiznos man.
The Colbert ReportS3 Face-Reading Expert
A face-reading expert from the Chicago Sun Times analyzes the features of Stephen's face.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/22/07
Washington, D.C. may get a vote, Louisiana bans cockfighting and Steven interviews CBS Evening News anchorwoman Katie Couric.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sport Report - NCAA Final Four
Stephen discusses March Madness and then talks with Coach Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the upcoming playoffs.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Future
Stephen encourages his audience to join him for his upcoming show on Monday -- in the future.
The Colbert ReportS3 Katie Couric
Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
The Colbert ReportS3 Eleanor Holmes Norton
Stephen doesn't see why D.C. residents should get a vote in Congress if they could just open a window and yell to have their voices heard.
The Colbert ReportS3 Infomosexual Graphics
Stephen explains that USA Today printed a homosexually suggestive infographic in its money section.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mummy
Stephen missed his chance to bid in future auctions with an ancient mummified hand for a paddle.
The Colbert ReportS3 Torture Gonzales
How dare Chuck Hagel say we're living in a monarchy? The president should confiscate his lands and deny his peerage.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen Colbert Day
Oshawa, Ontario celebrates Stephen Colbert Day with a look-a-like contest.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/26/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to John Perry Barlow about digital free speech and brings you highlights from Stephen Colbert Day in Oshawa, Ontario.
The Colbert ReportS3 For Your Editing Pleasure
Gwen Ifill interviews Stephen, giving everyone a chance to twist his words through editing.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Photo-Op
Don't forget to use the red-eye filter when you take a picture of Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS3 John Perry Barlow
Stephen draws a chart for John Perry Barlow explaining that you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
The Colbert ReportS3 James Fallows
Author James Fallows explains to Stephen the difference between being a children's storybook writer and a strategist for the United States.
The Colbert ReportS3 Madeleine Albright
Though Stephen is excited for the imminent World War III, Madeleine Albright explains that Armageddon is not exactly a foreign policy.
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