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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Beating up Santa
Season 5 • 12/06/2000
Jon beats up Santa.
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Intro - Joke Elves
Jon Stewart catches the joke elves in the studio having a sex party.
12/05/2000
00:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - Fighting Weight
Dick Cheney hasn't hit his fighting weight yet.
12/05/2000
02:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
This Just In - Haute Beef Injunction
Blood sausage may be rendered unappetizing as mad cow disease spreads across Europe.
12/05/2000
04:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
In Cold Sap
What kind of a person could make use of a dead tree? A carpenter perhaps?
12/06/2000
02:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Shell on Earth
The world's oldest tortoise celebrates its 170th birthday by dancing on the hare's grave, very slowly.
12/06/2000
02:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Eleven Large
Eleven freshman senators are welcomed to the Senate, including Hillary Clinton.
12/06/2000
00:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - Jingle Bell Rock
Rudy Giuliani, Al Roker and others sing at Rockefeller Center.
12/06/2000
02:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Back in Black - Jail Time
The Daily Show won't pay to dry clean Lewis Black's suit, but will pay a cameraman overtime to film his release from prison.
12/06/2000
04:44
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Chris O'Donnell
Not a single person was lost during the eight months of shooting Chris O'Donnell's new movie.
12/06/2000
00:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Recap - 12/6/00
Jon recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's Stephen Colbert piece.
12/06/2000
01:02
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Intro - Beating up Santa
Jon beats the crap out of a Santa on the street ringing a bell.
12/06/2000
00:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - Fingernails
The man with the longest fingernails in the world takes them out of their special bag.
12/07/2000
02:42
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Sexy Underwear
Dave Attell runs down the hottest gifts for the holiday season, mainly sexy lingerie for women and fruity underwear for men.
12/07/2000
00:53
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Intro - 12/7/00
Jon teases at a stock market report from Stephen Colbert and appearances from Marlon Wayans and Dave Attell.
12/07/2000
01:31
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
This Just In - Not Wheels
Defective scooters are the subject of a massive recall, prompting a consumer product safety spokesman to tell us what we already know.
12/07/2000
04:32
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Marlon Wayans
Marlon Wayans talks about his new film "Dungeons & Dragons" and how pretending a tennis ball is a dragon is like playing with yourself.
12/07/2000
04:38
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Invested Interests
Stephen Colbert takes a bath in a stock tip from his wife and asks students at The Thomason School how best to ethically enhance the value of Starmedia.
12/07/2000
02:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Elector Complex
The Republican-controlled Florida state government calls a session in order to uphold the Constitution, not to engage in partisan politics.
12/07/2000
01:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Nail-Safe
The man with the longest fingernails in the world prepares to cut them off and sell them, most likely to the owner of the world's largest unopened envelope.
12/07/2000
01:46
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
This Just In - Indecision 5761
This guy, Ehud Barak, only had one project on his plate -- no wonder his constituents are angry.
12/11/2000
01:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Courting Disaster - Supreme Court Junkies
Among the lucky few allowed to view the Bush v. Gore Supreme Court proceedings were Mike Teavee, Violet Beauregarde, Veruca Salt and Augustus Gloop.
12/11/2000
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