The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Beating up Santa
Season 5 E 68 • 12/06/2000

Jon beats the crap out of a Santa on the street ringing a bell.

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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E67
Intro - Joke Elves

Jon Stewart catches the joke elves in the studio having a sex party.
12/05/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E67
Moment of Zen - Fighting Weight

Dick Cheney hasn't hit his fighting weight yet.
12/05/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E67
This Just In - Haute Beef Injunction

Blood sausage may be rendered unappetizing as mad cow disease spreads across Europe.
12/05/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
In Cold Sap

What kind of a person could make use of a dead tree? A carpenter perhaps?
12/06/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Headlines - Shell on Earth

The world's oldest tortoise celebrates its 170th birthday by dancing on the hare's grave, very slowly.
12/06/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Headlines - Eleven Large

Eleven freshman senators are welcomed to the Senate, including Hillary Clinton.
12/06/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Moment of Zen - Jingle Bell Rock

Rudy Giuliani, Al Roker and others sing at Rockefeller Center.
12/06/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Back in Black - Jail Time

The Daily Show won't pay to dry clean Lewis Black's suit, but will pay a cameraman overtime to film his release from prison.
12/06/2000
04:44

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Chris O'Donnell

Not a single person was lost during the eight months of shooting Chris O'Donnell's new movie.
12/06/2000
00:57

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Recap - 12/6/00

Jon recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's Stephen Colbert piece.
12/06/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E68
Intro - Beating up Santa

Jon beats the crap out of a Santa on the street ringing a bell.
12/06/2000
00:16

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E69
Moment of Zen - Fingernails

The man with the longest fingernails in the world takes them out of their special bag.
12/07/2000
02:42

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E69
Sexy Underwear

Dave Attell runs down the hottest gifts for the holiday season, mainly sexy lingerie for women and fruity underwear for men.
12/07/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E69
Intro - 12/7/00

Jon teases at a stock market report from Stephen Colbert and appearances from Marlon Wayans and Dave Attell.
12/07/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E69
This Just In - Not Wheels

Defective scooters are the subject of a massive recall, prompting a consumer product safety spokesman to tell us what we already know.
12/07/2000
04:32

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E69
Marlon Wayans

Marlon Wayans talks about his new film "Dungeons & Dragons" and how pretending a tennis ball is a dragon is like playing with yourself.
12/07/2000
04:38

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E69
Invested Interests

Stephen Colbert takes a bath in a stock tip from his wife and asks students at The Thomason School how best to ethically enhance the value of Starmedia.
12/07/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E69
Headlines - Elector Complex

The Republican-controlled Florida state government calls a session in order to uphold the Constitution, not to engage in partisan politics.
12/07/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E69
Headlines - Nail-Safe

The man with the longest fingernails in the world prepares to cut them off and sell them, most likely to the owner of the world's largest unopened envelope.
12/07/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E70
This Just In - Indecision 5761

This guy, Ehud Barak, only had one project on his plate -- no wonder his constituents are angry.
12/11/2000
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 E70
Courting Disaster - Supreme Court Junkies

Among the lucky few allowed to view the Bush v. Gore Supreme Court proceedings were Mike Teavee, Violet Beauregarde, Veruca Salt and Augustus Gloop.
12/11/2000
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