The Colbert Report

Close Sesame

Season 7 • 06/14/2011

If Stephen resists a stalk of broccoli for 10 seconds, he can have two marshmallows.

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06:20

Tom Ridge
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Tom Ridge believes natural gas is a matter of economic and national security.
06/09/2011
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen checks himself out in the mirror.
06/13/2011
06:20

Henry Kissinger Pt. 1
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Henry Kissinger will negotiate with Mao Zedong but has cut off relationships with an eight-year-old.
06/13/2011
07:16

Sport Report - Miami Heat, FIFA & Freestyle Canoe Dancing
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The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting.
06/13/2011
04:18

Henry Kissinger Pt. 2
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Henry Kissinger and Stephen have a difference of opinion regarding the Cold War.
06/13/2011
02:51

Anthony Weiner Gym Photos
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Stephen ensures that there won't be any more photos of a naked and/or turgid Anthony Weiner.
06/13/2011
06:28

Janny Scott
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Janny Scott thinks the real story of Barack Obama's mother is far more interesting than the oversimplified version.
06/14/2011
00:33

Intro - 6/14/11
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Stephen names the GOP debate winner, examines "Sesame Street" corruption and talks to Janny Scott about Barack Obama's mother.
06/14/2011
00:07

Sign Off - Marshmallows
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Stephen shoves marshmallows in his mouth.
06/14/2011
08:22

Elephants in the Room
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Michele Bachmann announces her candidacy at the second Republican debate, and Tim Pawlenty runs for Mitt Romney's vice president.
06/14/2011
05:20

Close Sesame
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"Sesame Street" brainwashes kids by teaching them the importance of saving and self-control.
06/14/2011
03:10

Iran Bans Necklaces and Shorts
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Stephen calls on his Iranian brothers to embrace the bedrock Western value of short shorts.
06/15/2011
04:07

The Word - Shock the Vote
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There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare."
06/15/2011
02:00

Kindergarten GOP
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The GOP brand is about as popular with kids as an episode of "60 Minutes" hosted by a tube of Sensodyne.
06/15/2011
00:36

Intro - 6/15/11
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Republicans hope to attract the youth vote, seniors face a shocking threat, and Keith Olbermann returns to television.
06/15/2011
00:07

Sign Off - Stephen Wears Shorts
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Stephen rubs Purell on his bare legs.
06/15/2011
06:36

Keith Olbermann
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Keith Olbermann refuses to acknowledge Bill O'Reilly's victory and doesn't miss having to shave every day.
06/15/2011
03:48

Senior Moment - Pot Smoking Seniors
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Seniors will soon be crocheting black light posters and syncing Perry Como's "Lightly Latin" with season three of "Murder She Wrote."
06/15/2011
05:05

ThreatDown - Moo Shu Man-Milk, Centenarians & Robo-Slackers
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Chinese cows produce human breast milk, America's population of 100-year-olds doubles, and scientists build a robot that can juggle.
06/20/2011
00:37

Sign Off - Bon Iver Bonus Song
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Florence and the Machine will join Stephen for day two of StePhest Colbchella '011.
06/20/2011
04:47

StePhest Colbchella '011 - Rock You Like a Thirst-Icane
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Dr Pepper and Stephen are so excited to have a week of great bands, including Bon Iver, Florence and the Machine, Talib Kweli, and Jack White.
06/20/2011
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