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Guantanamo Baywatch - The Final Season, PT II

Season 14 • 05/19/2009

America is really good at imprisoning people, but it doesn't want to handle Gitmo detainees.

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05:48

Sarah Fisher
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Indy 500 driver Sarah Fisher ran over her husband when he was trying to change her tire.
05/18/2009
01:05

Daily/Colbert - Keyboard Cat
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Stephen used to be as cool as a cucumber in sunglasses before Keyboard Cat.
05/18/2009
00:16

Intro - Hip Indy Racer
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Indy car racers like Sarah Fisher drink hip chai lattes and wear hemp -- oh, wait, that's "indie."
05/18/2009
00:17

Moment of Zen - Moo Goo Dog Pan
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Louie Gohmert warns that if we keep borrowing money from the Chinese, we might end up with moo goo dog pan.
05/18/2009
02:39

Be a F@#king Person - Dealer or No Dealer
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Chrysler and General Motors alert local dealerships of closings in a classy way: by sending them letters.
05/18/2009
05:49

Fetalmania
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Students protest Barack Obama's stand on abortion at his Notre Dame commencement speech.
05/18/2009
05:50

Newt Gingrich Pt. 2
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Newt Gingrich discusses the downfall of the Republican Party, the socialist Obama administration and nationalized health care.
05/19/2009
03:01

Republicans Look Forward & James Harrison
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Republicans look to Ronald Reagan on horseback, and James Harrison refuses to join the Pittsburgh Steelers at the White House.
05/19/2009
00:19

Moment of Zen - Peabody for CNN
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CNN wins a Peabody Award for its 2008 primary campaign and debate coverage.
05/19/2009
05:18

Newt Gingrich Pt. 1
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Newt Gingrich wants Nancy Pelosi either to prove her allegations that the CIA didn't brief her on torture or step down as House speaker.
05/19/2009
05:47

Guantanamo Baywatch - The Final Season, PT II
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If America can handle a brain-eating zombie in its prison system, it can take on Gitmo detainees.
05/19/2009
04:10

Auto-Neurotic Gas Fixation
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President Obama implements a national fuel efficiency standard that may endanger the lives of your families.
05/20/2009
06:39

Scamalot
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John Oliver won't stand for moat-mocking, especially if you've never dug a trough around anything you've owned.
05/20/2009
03:19

Gay Marriage Inconveniences Small Business
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In the eyes of Michael Steele, gay marriage slips from abomination to budget buster.
05/20/2009
06:11

Elizabeth Edwards
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Elizabeth Edwards fights for a government health care provider and looks forward to no longer discussing the hard chapters in her book.
05/20/2009
07:01

American Ideologues
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In their dueling speeches on national security, Barack Obama opens with familiar rhetoric, while Dick Cheney does the one thing terrorists love most.
05/21/2009
01:13

Intro - How Jon Gets to Work
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A lot of times, Jon will fly one of the H-46s to work, but sometimes, he'll take an Osprey.
05/21/2009
00:13

Moment of Zen - Cheney Speech Reaction
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Terry Holt and Lawrence O'Donnell have very different takes on Dick Cheney's speech.
05/21/2009
04:23

Bronx Bombers
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The FBI foils a homegrown terror plot, arresting four men conspiring to blow up synagogues in the Bronx.
05/21/2009
07:24

Larry King
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Larry King loves betting on horse racing, but he's not a degenerate gambler.
05/21/2009
07:42

Bob Woodruff
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Bob Woodruff lays out the worst-case scenario for the future of civilization in "Earth 2100."
06/01/2009
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