The Colbert Report
Stephen's Inauguration Breakdown
Season 5 • 01/20/2009
Stephen wants to be black today.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - Monkey on the Lam
Stephen wags his finger at Clearwater police for not actively searching for a monkey on the lam.
The Colbert ReportS5 Frank Rich
Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
The Colbert ReportS5 MLK Day Mascot
In honor of the man who boldly said, "I have a dream," Stephen proudly introduces the Martin Luther King Day mascot, Dreamy.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/19/09
Stephen celebrates Martin Luther King the way he does every day, by refusing to ride the bus.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Sacrifice
Somehow President Bush manages to make something that was once evil into a virtue.
The Colbert ReportS5 Boiling Frog Metaphor
To honor President Bush's last day, Stephen places his slowly simmered frog on the bookshelf.
The Colbert ReportS5 Jabari Asim
Jabari Asim thinks Barack Obama is an opportunity for us to redefine ourselves as a country.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen Realizes He's Black
Stephen's reaction to Obama's inauguration must logically mean he is a black man.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be Like Lincoln
Lincoln's oratory made him president, but his beard made him a legend.
The Colbert ReportS5 P.K. Winsome - Inauguration Merchandise
P.K. Winsome has limited edition "Yes, I Thought I'd Live to See This Day" t-shirts for this historic inauguration.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Inauguration Breakdown
After watching Barack Obama's inauguration, Stephen wants to be black for just one day.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Remix Challenge
Stephen does not -- not -- want you to take his interview with Lawrence Lessig and remix it with a pumping k-hole groove.
The Colbert ReportS5 President Yo-Yo Ma
Barack Obama's bungled oath of office could have a huge impact on who Fox News thinks is president.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/21/09
It's Obama's first day and the economy's still in the toilet -- some change.
The Colbert ReportS5 Election 2012 - Chuck Todd
Chuck Todd predicts who will take the Republican nomination in 2012.
The Colbert ReportS5 Elizabeth Alexander
Elizabeth Alexander explains to Stephen the difference between a metaphor and a lie.
The Colbert ReportS5 Near-President Obama
The lack of a Bible isn't the only Godless part of Barack Obama and John Roberts' secret rendezvous.
The Colbert ReportS5 Un-American News - President Obama Edition
Palestinians want to be happy for Barack Obama, but they have to feel the opposite of Israel.
The Colbert ReportS5 Refreshing Sierra Mist
Kids, if you're playing at home, tonight's secret word is Refreshing Sierra Mist.
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