The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Haunted House

Season 8 • 11/03/2003

Toy guns are brought into the Capitol in an unfortunate Halloween misunderstanding.

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01:29

Sun Forecast
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Samantha Bee explains conditions on the Sun are going to remain mostly sunny, and in some places, extremely sunny.
10/30/2003
03:43

Intro - Rookie Monster
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LeBron's debut is the best statistically ever for a pro athlete straight out of high school, sending a message to kids everywhere: education is for losers.
10/30/2003
01:56

A Flare To Remember
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The Sun emits two massive bursts of electrified gas aimed at the Earth, buffeting our planet's magnetosphere.
10/30/2003
05:37

Neal Pollack
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Neal Pollack takes his band on the road to promote his new book.
10/30/2003
02:25

Welcome Canada
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Now that the show is in Canada, each episode will begin with the Canadian National Anthem.
11/03/2003
05:26

Last Call
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Danger lurks for the telemarketer in its capital of Nebraska.
11/03/2003
04:44

Kyle MacLachlan
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Kyle MacLachlan's tour of Kenya leads him from the coast to the wilderness and finally to the safari gift shop.
11/03/2003
01:59

Mess O'Potamia - Hunt for Saddam
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Progress is coming for the people of Iraq, as we give them The Department of Motor Vehicles.
11/03/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Marathon Man
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P. Diddy being interviewed while running the marathon.
11/03/2003
02:47

Mark Your Calendar - November
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November is a time to celebrate all forms of American tradition, from voting to the destruction of indigenous people who were here before us.
11/03/2003
01:46

Haunted House
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An accountant in a policeman's costume pronounces the Capitol safe from toy guns brought in by staffers.
11/03/2003
00:20

Moment of Zen - Patriotism
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Reporter Lou Young demands a businessman to take down his tattered American flag.
11/04/2003
02:36

American Flag
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Stephen Colbert is appalled by Vietnam vets lack of love for this country.
11/04/2003
06:41

Michael Beschloss
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Michael Beschloss compares the reconstruction after World War II to the reconstruction that will take place in Iraq.
11/04/2003
01:48

Snowy Bishop
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The world's first openly gay bishop is formally consecrated, he's like a pope but yellow.
11/04/2003
04:18

Mess O'Potamia - U.S.S. Pussy-Out
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The $87.5 billion package for Iraqi aid was voted on by 6 senators, the other 94 senators just couldn't make it on time.
11/04/2003
02:44

Fix That Flag
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Lou Young is one crusading journalist that's making the tough decisions about your patriotism for you.
11/04/2003
02:24

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Rock the Vote
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All the major Democratic Party Candidates showed up to Rock the Vote with CNN.
11/05/2003
00:58

I'm Talking to You Dieter!
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Jon speculates on how it feels to compete in the New York City Marathon and lose to P. Diddy.
11/05/2003
05:56

Bob Newhart
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Bob Newhart and Jon talk about stand-up comedy and how Bob got started.
11/05/2003
02:11

Saffron
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Produce Pete tells us about the mysterious spice saffron and why it is better than cocaine.
11/05/2003
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